Girls and Tattoos

This is just my opinion, I am aware not everyone feels this way even though they should. Here is the general rule of thumb that goes along with girls and tattoos.

0 Tattoos - A girl who doesnt have any tattoos is ideal. It shows dedication to the body and guys like that. No bigger turnoff then when a guy sees you for the first and I mean by sees you he sees your huge Chinese symbol that represents Love and Triumph on your shoulder blade, save that crap for your diary.

1 Tattoo - Look, we never root for this but we do understand that you went to college for 4 years and have a made a few mistakes in your time on earth. So as long as your tattoo is not the size of a car or of a large animal, we can let one slide.

2 Tattoos - Youre starting to get a little carried away with body art and need to be stopped. No one wants to cuddle on a porch swing at age 80 with a broad whos skin looks like an old treasure map.

3 or more Tats - With three or more tats on the body it usually means the girl likes pain and carries a knife in her glove compartment. Beware of these tricks, they play for keeps.

Between Two Ferns

Zach Galifinakas is so good, might have some of the best delivery in all of Hollywood. He has about 5 more of these little interview segments that I will post periodically. Hope you like it, this video was sent in by Chris Leggee.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

Throwback Thursday - The Report Card

Every year you always had five dates circled on your calendar. The 4 report card days and the pom dance competition. (If you actually had a calendar you were a dork, and if you actually had a calendar and circled dates on it, then you were probably home-schooled).

I was always butter in school until the third grade ended, and for no reason they decided to stop giving out E's for effort. It was just too easy back then kid, you just raised your hand and the teacher always thought you were trying so hard. Its like when you run sprints slowly but you make a tired face so the coach thinks you're giving it your all.

Back then the daily agenda was simple; steal some chicken nuggets, pull cute girls hair, try not to piss myself when the bathroom pass was in use and raise my hand a few times  for participation points and boom . . . . all E's for a perfect report card. An if handing out real grades wasn't punishment enough, in math they started putting letters into the math problems. My teacher would always be like "Yo Hall Trane, what does 14 + Y = ?" I had no clue, so I usually just said "Ohh Dang Doo, I have no idea, I think you accidentally put a letter in there doo."

If you were like anything like me then you didn't call it report card day, you referred to it as "sprint to your mailbox and hide it from your parents day" I was a C average student, which is pretty respectable for most households, but I had a dad who never liked any grade that didn't rhyme with hay. So I usually hid my report card from my parents until my dad went out of town for business or until there was a family tragedy. I mean who can yell at you for bad grades when Grandpa Ernie just died, am I right?

March Madness

The NCAA Basketball tournament starts today at 11:00 am central tme, which I believe is 7:45 pm if you're in Norway. You dont have to be a part of this, it's just a reminder for those of you who hadn't filled out or turned in your brackets yet to do so. Dont ever say TYB wasn't there for you.

(Sidenote) - If you happen to fill out a girls bracket, I just wanna let you know that . . . . . I hate you!

Debate Team!

If you were having a huge party and you were allowed to have any one person or musical group play at your party for the whole night who would it be?

(post your answer in the "comment" section below)

Where You been Trick?

I am sure most of you have seen the movie Little Giants, and if you havent then I suggest you go to the nearest blockbuster and apply for a membership and rent that shiznit. The point of this post is to fill you in on Becky "The Ice Box" O'sheas where-abouts now, even though my favorite character was clearly spike. You gotta respect a dude who's in sixth grade and carries fridges around on his back and only runs out of the Power-I formation.

The fact is, I got a hot tip in an email yesterday by my buddy Michael who wrote to fill me in on what shes been up to. If you guessed working at Quizno's you'd be incorrect, because according to barstool sports she is currently doing soft core porn movies now. Its not often a girl goes from middle linebacker to cheerleader back to middle linebacker to soft core porn, but apparently she was successful in doing so.

YouTube Tuesday!

If you know of any funny videos you'd like to see on TYB, send them in to YummyBro@gmail.com

Heres a song that tells the truth about real romance, the guy laying spread eagle on the hood of the escalade is classic too.



Video sent in by: Derrick Loop

This would be a great idea to do to your friends after a night of partying or any night actually.

Here is a classic video about a guy enjoying the fruits of a woman



Video Sent in by: Nick Schmidt

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

I was thinking the other day, I bet if I was born during the 14th century I would have been one hell of a swordsman. My hand eye coordination is butter and everyone back then was like 4'8'' so I'd be like Andre the giant running around with that thing. Not to mention I rode a horse at a petting zoo once when I was 8, so Im no stranger to riding a steed into battle.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Patrick Kane

In this photo you have Vicki Choukarov and Patrick Kane. Strictly going off of the names you would think Choukarov is the professional hockey player but thats not the case. Kane is the star forward for the NHL's Chicago Blackhawks. He also started for the USA team in this years winter olympics.

Funny part about this picture is Pat made Vicki slouch down so he would look tall since shes about 5'11'' and he's similar in height to a lawn jockey. Vicki is a cool chick always has free redbox rental coupons in her purse, Double Bonus!

* Feel free to send in some of your pictures with celebrities to YummyBro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to In-n-out Burger. I just had this yesterday out in Phoenix and their burgers are flat out off the charts. Im not saying I would walk 5 miles in a snowstorm for this place like I would for boneless wings but it was pretty darn good. Not gonna lie, their fries were average though. Overall the place gets an 8 because there burgers were laaaa-git.

 I hear you can only hit these on the west coast so next time your out passed the rockies you should give it a whirl. If you tell em Nick Hall sent you, they should throw in some free ranch.

Big Gulp'n It

Here you have Colleen Dansart, Nicky Newhoff, Katie Philipp-Guerra and Rachel Fischer showing what it takes to play competitive softball. These tricks clearly have their priorities straight. Drink Big Gulps, wear shirts with rap lyrics on them, and hang out in freshly mulched areas.

Im pretty good at math, so if these broads are sippin on one 64 ouncer and three 44 ouncer's then thats just under 200 gallons of pop between the four of them. Some people drink big gulps to wake up and others use coffee to kick start their day and those homo's are usually zero fun to hang out with until at least noon.

* If you have a pic of you holding up a Big Gulp send it in to YummyBro@gmail.com and I will post that biz.

Top 3 - Hi Top Fades of all-time

We all knew the 90's were pretty sweet. Some say it was the creation of the cell phone and others give all the credit to the internet being invented, but not me. I think the 90's were where its at, simply due to those unbelievable hair styles. Here are the top 3 sweetest hair dews of all time, if you dont believe me then go fly a kite, cause I dont lie when it comes to 4 inches of hair going straight up.

3rd best fade - Kid from the movies House Party 1 through 14. He never rocked a hair dew under seven inches long. Kid also wins the award for worst person to sit behind at the movies or a sporting event.
(Picture - Kids Fade)

2nd best fade - Vanilla Ice, for the few months he was cool. Dudes got it all; Lines in the side of your head, check! Streak of blonde in the front of your hair, check! 5 inch tidal wave on top, check!Seven dollar American flag leather jacket from Steve & Barrys, check!
(Picture - Vanilla Ice)

1st best fade - Will Smith on the Fresh Prince. No one else can pull off a buzz on the sides with 3 inches on top. I mean when you look at this pic his outfit alone should get him the top spot. I tried wearing that to a family party last month and my dad hit me with the fireplace poker in the ribs. After icing my ribs for the better part of an hour I went upstairs and changed into khakis and a button down.
(Picture - Fresh prince)

Chris Rock at his finest

Chris Rock talking about how woman lie more then men do, an instant classic . . .  "Its like playing basketball with a retarded kid and calling him for double dribbling"



Sent in by: Daniel "DJ Nasty" Jewett

Throwback Thursday - NERDS

Back in the day I could barely read but that never stopped me for spotting a loser from 50 yards.

 One way to know you had a dork on your hands was to see who he was hanging out with. If he was the only guy at an all girls lunch table then odds were really good that he would turn gay by high school or the he was gonna go on to become captain of the glee club. I remember this one guy(I guess you could call him that) who was friends with all the girls in my junior high. When I first saw him I thought he was some kind of 6th grade pimp, then I met him and at that very moment I was 90 percent sure he had a vagina.

If you ever glanced at a kids wrist when you were young and you noticed a watch, that was perfectly normal. If on your glance you saw a watch that had a built-in calculator on it, dead giveaway the kid was a dork. We were doing addition and subtraction around that time and this kid was acting like he was about to solve the ozone layer problem on his wrist. The only reason anyone ever needed a calculator was to spell hello or boobless upside down. I did this all the time to impress Stephanie Weaver, it didnt always work, she was one tough cookie.

Debate Team

What age is the oldest and youngest person you would actually considering dating? 


-When you answer, I want you to state your name and age so we can get a good read on your response.

Actual Quote

"That guy is really smart, I heard he reads mathbooks"

- Nick Greenwood

Cant fight the truth

There is usually 2 main indicators that let you know you're at a good restaurant. These two things hold true at 97% of all eateries.

SIGN - If you pull up to lets say . . . . a Waffle House and one of the letters in the sign is burnt out, you can count on that meal being the bomb. One letter not lit up shows that they're are more concerned with their food then having a cool looking sign. Here is the kicker though, if you hit up a restaurant that has 2 letters burnt out I wouldnt advise you eat there. They're basically telling you management is slipping and nobody cares anymore. If the sign is completely lit up with no missing letters then its a shot in the dark, kinda like what Jessica Simpsons next pictures gonna look like, could go either way. It's not cool, these people are playing with people lives, and I dont tolerate that shiz.

WOBBLY TABLE - I cant remember if I have ever eaten a bad meal at a place where my table was uneven. Sure you may spill your pop a few times or knock over the ketchup on occasion, but thats a small price to pay for good quality food. I went to Bdubs a few weeks ago and the table was like a friggin waterbed. Next thing I know I was in a spicy garlic como and loving every minute of that brutal excuse for a table.