It's Keith Stone Day!

Yummy bro is holding its first ever Keith Stone Day, hopefully many more to come if Keystones bush knows whats good for them.

"Hold my stones"

Legit use of the 5 foot beef stick in this one

Power Wheels - Throwback Thursday

If there was one thing you needed to solidify your status as an underage baller it was a Power Wheel. These things came in all sorts of models like the truck, corvette, vw beetle, etc. Oh and it was mandatory if you were a girl that your car had to be pink, that way we knew you had cooties.

I never owned one, but I did take out a 3 month lease on this maroon Jeep that my buddy Bretton was driving, he had trouble making the payments so my mom and I co-signed. The best part was I made a fake drivers license when I got the car, I think I was 7. I put my yearbook picture on a piece of looseleaf paper and wrote my name and address in marker, then scotch taped that whole hoe so it look laminated. It worked both times my dad pulled me over for speeding, the dude had no clue it was a fake.

These cars were way ahead of their time. They had it all from a reverse button to a rollbar in case you tipped over, to a shotgun seat for all my honeydips. Only problem was you spent 9 hours charging it and like 25 minutes getting to play with it, a lot like the iPhone. But man were those 25 minutes off the chain.

I have no idea why Power Wheels never made these for grown ups, charge like a couple hundred bucks and just remake them bigger. I would have like 7 in my garage. I could only imagine the look on a tricks face when I turn on the light in my garage and she sees me fleet of Power Wheels.

Pennies - The Worst

Im a huge supporter of our money system, but pennies are the worst. Ive literally thrown pennies out my window before because the penny slot in my car was full and I didn't want those copper pieces of crap laying around my console. You want me to save a hundred of those things just so I can have one dollar? fat chance Uncle Sam, this kid only saves the silver shiz.

Mailbag with Dr. Hall

If you ever have any questions you need to get off your chest then Dr. Hall is your man. From hoes to music to archery, The Doc has got you covered. 

"Dr. Hall, I recently turned 16 and my mother has gave me the option of either a 2005 corolla or a 2003 Ford ranger. I've been trying to decide, but what do you think , please factor in the amount of ladies and double gulps I will be gettting". - Tyler (Huntley, IL)

Tyler my man, I would only choose the '05 Corolla if you like penis and 3 inches of leg room in the back seat, otherwise get the Ford pickup truck. You can carry anything back there, from a grill to like 40 bags of mulch. Not to mention late night rendezvous' underneath the stars kid, ohhhhhh dont forget the sleeping bag.

Enjoy the ride,
Dr. Hall
Ballerville University '06

Youtube Tuesday!

(Foul Langauge) This guy is classic, I wish he was my uncle, then I'd never miss a family party.



Sent in by: Richard

LeBron in a nut shell



Sent in by: Matt Lythberg and Scott Zoellick

This is how you get your moneys worth when you get ejected from a ballgame (WARNING - foul langauge, for people who are at work)



Sent in by: Ryan Quigley and Bryan Cook

Nick Halls Jam to Download

Lady Antebellum - Our kind of love

May have the worst band name in the history of music, but they just produce jam after jam. Oh and the song has a piano in it. . . nuff said.

Adam Wainwright - Hanging with Mr. Cooper

On the left you have Connor Weaverling and on the right St. Louis Cardinals ace Adam Wainwright. I think Connor is such a big fan that he went up to his barber and asked for the Adam Wainwright cut. Con-man has been a regular on this site, from being the only 6'1'' seventh grader to takin pics with Adrian Peterson, and coming soon a Big Gulp picture.

Im just glad Connor got dressed up for this picture and didn't let Adam Wainwright know that he really likes baseball. The picture would easily double in awesomeness if your shirt read "Show Me That Fat Ass", just kidding but seriously I would wear it on the reg but mostly to Chipolte and job interviews.

Got a celebrity picture? email it in to YummyBro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Award - Brett Kellam

This weeks award goes out to Chicago's own Brett "Bossman" Kellam. After months upon months of waiting Brett was recently accepted into the Chicago police department on Wednesday. Its about time, I mean the guy reps 225 on the reg and drinks protein shakes for every meal.

If you happen to get pulled over by this fool in the city, mention yummy bro and he should let you off with a warning and if he tries to pull me over Im just gonna keep driving an then text his bush "Dude, its The Hall Trane, knock it off"

Big Gulp'n It

This picture was sent in by Becky something that starts with a J and Molly not quite sure because her last name wasn't in the email. Please do not adjust your computer screen settings, those are the actual color of their shirts. I almost had to turn down the contrast on mine just to see what was going on.

These 2 ladies are showing how to enjoy large amounts of pop while wearing florescent shirts. What I really wanna know is why didn't they go above and beyond expectations and get the extreme gulp mugs I see in the background.

Take a Big Gulp pic and send it in! - Yummybro@gmail.com

Car Dancer - The Boxer

Car Dancer is back in action with "The Boxer". Things just got real

Photo of the day - Gay-Swiss

My boy Tom "The Mule" Mueller rocks these shoes on the reg, I personally think they're the second gayest shoe on the market next to the converse all-stars but he seems to disagree. It looks like a shoe that should be worn by a senior citizen who has zero use of their legs, but maybe its just me. I would like to hear everyone's thoughts on this specific piece of footwear?

Real Stuff - with The Bone

Days of torrential rain have caused flooding of central China's Yangtze River. I know that sounds confusingly similar to "Yahtzee" River, but the Chinese government isn't rolling the dice on the welfare of its citizens. Although if they did, I bet the dice would all look the same, too.

Xinhua news agency reported the rainfall is the heaviest China has seen in five decades -- given their small stature, they can't see any further back.

Although I attempt to bring humor to the crisis, the reality is heartbreaking story for the Chinese. The flooding has caused more than 1 million people to evacuate 10 provinces, leaving their homes and belongings behind.

Using a chopstick, this girl escaped on a frisbee.

By: Thomas "Bone" Allen

Mailbag with Dr. Hall

If anyone ever has a question about life, sports, love, food, school, or whatever, you can email it to Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall will answer it with style, class, honor, and style.

"Doctor Hall, Ive been dating a guy for about a month and I still dont know if I really like him, what should I do?"  - Anne (McHenry, IL)

Thats a tough call Anne, I would say if you're not very attractive then hang on for dear life because not too many guys will be coming your way, but if you're like an 8, I'd dump em and go find someone you actually like. I hope this helps.

Dr. Hall
Ballerville University '06

Cinnamon Gum - The Worst

I don't know about you, but I think cinnamon gum is the worst. That stuff tastes like hot sauce mixed with butt. If I ever ask someone for a piece of gum and they happen to hand me big red, I simply smile and say thank you and wait for them to leave and then I punt it into the woods or whatever is nearby. If you're a weirdo who enjoys a good cinnamon taste then please do it in the confines of your own home, don't be spreading that shiz in public.

Youtube Tuesday!

Awhile back I posted this shake weight video, here is the same one with a new voice over, pretty funny cause he uses the term HJ

Here is a video that shouldnt be funny, cause parody raps usually are gay, but for some reason I dig it



Video sent in by: Victoria Choukarov

Pretty Bad A skit from Americas got talent. These guys would be awesome to have at your sleepovers.



Sent in by: Jayson Koehn