Friday, May 17, 2013

5 Hilarious Jason Sudeikis Skits on SNL

With the best Saturday Night Live character in 10 years, Jason Sudeikis is leaving the show. I wanted to give out some of his best bits while he was there. So I dont clog up the Blog, click this link to view all 5


Thursday, May 16, 2013

Soul Train Line - Daft Punk

I wish this was a part of White culture and all my family members did this at parties, weddings, and on their lunch breaks. Chick at the 1:06 mark who I like to call The Chocolate Hurricane brings the house down with her legitness


Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Google Glass = The end of the world as we know it

This is obviously a really cool feat of technology. With that being said I want no part of this tom foolery, reason being I dont know what Tom foolery actually means and because its just making people useless. Im all for efficency and technology but not when it makes earth suck. Barcode? Unreal invention, reading glasses that scan barcodes? Gay. I hope this lasts about as long as the mini disc did which was just under 7 months when my friend John Allen was the only person to purchase one in North America

30 for 30.0 with Tosh - Greatest Nerf Dunker

Daniel Tosh goes back in time with the greatest nerf dunker of the late 80's. I used to play with my buddies in elementary school but we used those rubber hutch basketballs not that squeezeable nerf noise.

Shoutout to vert jones nerf dunk video to - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK_lMcytCUc

Tosh.0

Ex-Boyfriend Song is better than decent (Not Safe For Work)

Pretty funny jam even though this guy needs to work on his confidence, but drops some hilarious lines in this non sense: Lil Dickey - Ex Boyfriend

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Get it Russia

I dont know how much longer we are going to be a world power with countries like this producing legit young men and all we do is put up posters to stop bullying and have presidents calling people to congratulate them on being gay instead of working on our debt or unemployment rate.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Real or No F'n way its real

Considering Colt McCoy is in this video I think its fake. Unless it was a video of him checking down to a running back in the flat only to make a 2 yard throw on 3rd and 11. Then it would be real. Guy is the definition of a crappy quarterback. Im still confused on how he was injured in the 2009 National Championship game after barely bumping that d-lineman. Nice name too Colt you queer. What? You think Im jealous cause you played 9 years at UT and are in the NFL . . . . . maybe.

These chicks are brilliant

I would love to host shows like this, but with my friends. Film them and air them, it'd be pure comedy seeing what people know and remember from High School. Id also like to hang with this cast for an hour and by hour I mean year, I'll show them a bonaparte!


Sunday, May 12, 2013

Can PLOW go deep Left-Handed?

My buddy Plow tells me a story Saturday night that he . . . wait, let me give you a little background on Plow

-Hometown Marshfield, MA
-Age 26
-1999, Last known time he played organized baseball (little league)
-Right handed

So he tells me this story about how hes in this co-ed softball league and in his first 2 at-bats he hit a homerun, then when he came up for the 3rd time his team was already at their homerun limit so he batted left handed and hit another homerun. At this point I choked on my boneless buffalo wing and called him a god damn liar because I had seen his swing before. So he proceeds to tell me the fence is 275 all the way around, so once again I call him a GD liar, he makes a phone call to a buddy who says the fence is 255 all the way around, again I call him a liar.

So we took it to a well maintained HS girls softball field and I gave him 7 swings to park a homerun left handed and low and behold . . . . . well you will just have to watch the video

Highlights of the video are
- One handed practice swings at the 51 sec mark
- Plow yelling "shit" on 4 occasions
- "I think Im gonna have to wear a go pro, an show you me rockin it out" No clue what the F that means

Why you dont sleep at white peoples house

Dave Chappelle doing his stand-up routine on why you don't sleep over at white peoples houses!

(click the post to watch the video)









Think You can hit a knuckleball?

Dont be an idiot, No shot you hit this thing out of R.A. Dickeys hand?

click the post to see what a real knuckleball looks like

Monday Butter 19 Pics

Friday, May 10, 2013

This is how you dunk contest

A between the legs slam while jumping over 3 males, then a white dude going buck wild

When Celebrities read mean tweets

Zach Braff, sorry but that dude was spot on. Kate Mara you are an 11 out of 10, As for Jessica Simpson you became a house, and that tweet was well deserved


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

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