Denver Dry-Off: Ever been driving down the road and you realize that no one is looking so you decide to pick your nose. Dont be bashful, everyone does it, so as soon as you pull your finger out. . . BOOM, you've got a huge booger on there. Well I am here to tell you what to do.
If it’s a runner, means it’s real slimy not much consistency, you’re gonna want to go with the “Denver Dry-Off” technique. What you do is, you take your finger with the booger on it and place it out the window for a solid 25-30 seconds. This amount of time allows for just the right amount of car-wind to hit it. Your car must be going over 30 mph for the DDO (Denver dry off) to work properly. This technique allows for the booger to harden while gaining a little more density. After you have held your finger out there for the allotted time, you simply roll it with your thumb and give a nice little flick. Bring your hand back inside the vehicle and your good as new.
-Nick Hall
5 comments:
That was both enlightining and gross.
Well, they say you learn something new every day. They didn't say it it be very useful though.
my favorite has a little jingle to it and guides you through the steps of a proper retrieval and discard of a booger. It goes first you scoop then you pick you roll and throw the oop. Being that I am an avid basketball player the terminology works perfectly. U scoop ur finger into a nostril creating a cradle then u pick that booger out. You proceed to roll it with that corresponding finer and your thumb. After it has succumbed and formed a round structure you flick it or "throw the oop". Hope that this was helpful and or reminiscent of what technique you may use.
ohhhh i do it every day kid
Speaking of teatherball, I get that thing going around until it has the centripetal force to get out the window. Dangerous if you have a nice car, but effective.....nuff said
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