Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sock droppin 101

Socks although comfy and warm to the touch, aren't always as much fun when it comes time to remove them. Ever looked down at your feet with the intentions of taking your socks off, but you really just didn't feel like bending over? Well that's the story of my life. I'm here to help you solve this predicament for good.

Solution no. 1: (The Heel Stomper) This move is affective when you're standing next to your bed and want those socks gone. Here is what you do. First: place the heel of your right foot onto the overhanging sock of your left foot, out by the toe area. Second: you apply all the weight to the heel of your foot and then begin to pull your other foot out of the sock. Thirdly: repeat step one on your right foot and you're ready to dive into the sheets playa playa.

Solution no. 2: (The slingshot) This move is great for lazy couch-sitters who don't wanna ruin their comfort level when in the zone on the sofa. First: take your right foot, spread your big toe and pointer toe? or whatever the F that second biggest toe is called, split the two toes to form a "V" or a slingshot. Second: place the upper ankle/achilles area of your other leg into the slingshot. Lastly: slide the slingshot down from the upper ankle to the heel and your sock will slide easier than Ricky Henderson.

Warning: These methods may vary depending on the length of your socks, if your rocking knee or mid calf socks I can not help you.

-Nick Hall

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A whole nother post should be about people who rock the knee high or mid-high sock...

Drew Hall said...

Find a velcro like carpet surface on the way to the couch and put all your weight on the heal and pull back. Sock is on your floor easier then a drunken sorority girl. Nuff Said

Anonymous said...

just used method 2 thanks man,,,they slide right off pimpin

Nick Hall said...

All day playa playa

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