THE FRANCHISE TAG
by: Yummy Bro fans, Bob and Jon
The “Franchise Tag” is said to be coined by the NFL for the signing of free agents. In reality it was actually developed by a small group of guys from Chicago. Except their interest was not athletes, but pretty girls. So one day these guys put their heads together and devised a system to avoid any interference or “cock-blocking” in the search of a soul mate. The franchise tag system is effective as long as everyone involved adheres to the rules.
1. All members of the opposite sex are to be considered free agents.
2. It doesnt matter who met who first, previous history, past friendships, or anything of that sort will have no bearing on your rights to pursue a free agent.
3. Every franchise will be allowed only 2 tags at a given time. The tag must be announced immediately and all franchises are required to spread the news of a tagging to all other franchises as soon as they have knowledge of the tag.
4. Franchises are on the honor system in terms of removing a tag. Like lets say a free agent is moving out of state, gains a quick 15, or just flat out hates you. Regardless THE TAG CAN ONLY BE REMOVED BY THE FRANCHISE THAT PLACED THE TAG IN THE FIRST PLACE. (Franchises do not automatically hold the rights to an "ex")
5. In the event that a tag has been placed and that free agent “signs” with another franchise in spite of the tag, the franchise that did the “signing” owes compensation in the form of 2 separate visits to Buffalo Wild Wings. In those two visits, they're allotted up to a maximum of 20 boneless wings per visit with the sauce of his choice. I recommend Spicy garlic. If an effort is not being made to provide the compensation, they can vote to expel them the group.
6. An expelled franchise can apply for reinstatement to the group every 3 months
Note: Words like “free agents”, “signings” and “franchises” are not meant in an offensive, derogatory or sexually specific way. They are merely taken from the National Football League and used in a vaguely representative fashion.
- Yummy Bro fans, Bob and Jon
7 comments:
that's brilliant.
really?
love it! works well in chicagoland, the land of yummy girls.
Hahaha, taken the guy to buffalo wild wings after stealing his prospect.....too good!
I keep it simple....if it's warm and it's wet. Nuff Said
That's great... Nick would be trying to hook one of his tags up with someone else just for the free bww's.
-Brad
This goes along the lines also of when you see a hot girl and she is too young so you slate her as a projected 1st rounder in 2011 and keep her on your draft watch list. Kinda creepy huh
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