Every guy knows what he likes in a girl. There are butt guys and there are boob guys. Some like a pretty face, and others a nice personality. Im not here to talk about that, I am here to tell you about the most important things in a girl or what I like to call the vitals. The vitals in a girl is her crotch gap, and her ability to have a nice looking side boob.
The Crotch Gap: I cant to begin to explain the importance of the crotch gap. I was in Clemson, South Carolina in 2005 when my brother let me in on this secret treasure. I haven't looked at a girl the same since, I used to start at the face than pan down her body, now I start at the crotch and pan up. The crotch gap to me is like pancakes, the bigger the better. So next time you see a girl who is jockin you, take a look between those thighs and make sure they’re not touching. Don’t do it for me, do it for yourself.
The Side Boob: This has been around for centuries. Its most commonly found in evening gowns, but if you cant hang out at high class country club functions and shiz all the time like I do, don’t worry. You can also spot side boobs in the background of photos or when you’re hiding in a girls hamper and shes just stepping out of the shower, just kidding but seriously you can always see one if you pop into the bathroom unexpectedly.
Crotch Gap: def. (kroch-gap) - noun, The space between a girls legs, in her crotch region when she is standing upright.
Side boob: def. (side-boo-b) - noun, the visibility of a womans boob from the side perspective.
-Nick Hall
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3 comments:
I personally like girls with no legs - it makes it even easier bro.
Loved it, I will do that for sure while at CMU this weekend.
Ohhhh Dear Nick,
I completely agree with the vitals... as do all of my ex boyfriends. I realize your demographic for this blog is 18-20something males, however, I may be your lone female subscriber.. Among the guys this lingo is completey acceptable... but as for your chances of getting that girl with a nice crotch gap and a hell of a side boob you should learn the correct terminology.
The C-gap is better known as "the diamond" You tell a girl she has a nice diamond.. this gets the attention of the girl, because we love diamonds. When she is confused you tell her to stand back... you point out that when she stands in between her knees and her hips a diamond is formed because her thighs aren't touching, only her knees are... you can mention all supermodels also have this quality.. big hit with the ladies. As for the side boob, call it a "champagne booby" it's like a champagne glass, it widens and rounds at the bottom. Girls once again will take to this compliment better then the old side boob. keep up the good work... and good luck finding a girl that's yummy!
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