Friday, May 22, 2009

Alexander Ovechkin



If you can make a stick bend like this on a slapshot, you're either A) The best Hockey Player on the planet or B)David Copperfield.

Correct answer: A.

Dude is missing a front tooth and closely resembles the 8 foot Mr Larson in Happy Gilmore, but is still considered Brad Pitt in Russia. If youre ugly and strugglin with the ladies, hit up the USSR.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not as special nowadays with fiberglass sticks. They are made to bend for more power...
But I do agree; generally the uglier the dude, the better hockey player.
-B

Vert Jones said...

I can make a pencil bend. Sometimes a pen too, depending on how I'm feeling.

VJ

Anonymous said...

i hope papa johns paid you for this particular blog

doz

Anonymous said...

that's clutch. i love me some ugly russians.

Drew Hall said...

or Craigslist........nuff said

Anonymous said...

Seriously: Their whole team is fucking beast

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/213093/Brooks_Laich_Overhead.jpg

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