Every few weeks I will reveal a trademark move on how to score a few extra points on your exam. Some call it cheating, I just call it being awesome. This next move scored me a "C" on a world history test that I clearly would of failed otherwise.
Here is what you do,
1) Locate the nearest restroom in proximity to your classroom.
2) Take your notes or printed out study guide and hide it underneath the garbage can in the bathroom right before your exam.
3) About halfway through your test, make sure youve read all of your questions and raise your hand.
4) Make an awkward face and tell the teacher its an emergency that you need to go to the bathroom, cause you cant even think.
5)Sit in the handicap stall(more legroom) with your notes and find out what you will need to answer the rest of the questions.
6) After 5 minutes, place notes back under garbage can, and go in there with some added confidence and finish that exam.
4 comments:
Hahaha. This blog sounds a lot like the scene from "The Godfather"; except instead of having notes under a garbage can, there is a gun taped behind the toilet. Way to make this old move more practical for this generation.
"Make an awkward face and tell the teacher its an emergency that you need to go to the bathroom, cause you cant even think." HAHAHA.
Great stuff.
-Brad
Thanks Brad. Really appreciate your movie knowledge!
Although Nick i feel these tactics are rookie league and you know it. Many other bangin tactics when it comes to cheating.
For those of you who think cheating is not right, here is a tid bit to keep in mind,
Rule - Where do cheaters go?
Answer: College
And if you are currently in college and have the nuts to display an alternative life style while in the classroom.
Call me
i used this manuever multiple times, impossible to get caught, unless your professor drops a duece mid exam/right next to you and hears you ruffling through your cell bio notes. Keep it gully train, ish is fire.
Sit next to a chinaman who thinks your cheating off him is a sign of respect.....nuff said
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