Question, How on earth is Pepsi still around? Ive never seen a friends fridge with a case of Pepsi in it. Everywhere you go, no one has ever ordered a Pepsi, if you want a pop you always say "I'll take a diet coke please" and then the waitress looks at you and makes this sad face like shes about to tell you that you have cancer and softly says "is Pepsi ok?"
I always say that its fine, but one of these days I am gonna say "You know what hoe, Pepsi's not ok". I also hate those people who say you can't tell a difference. Maybe if you've been sniffing glue since October. I could be a Prisoner of war in Thailand for 27 years and still tell the difference. Even when I came back to the US, if someone handed me a Pepsi, I'd pour it out and say "Thats low you son of a bitch"
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No idea how you come up with this, but oh so true
Mad props Hall Trane - my favorite post to date!
read previous two posts.......nuff said
Hall I'm coming from the other side of the train tracks on this...that's right I'm a Pepsi fan....o yeah it was cool to be a Pepsi fan when Britney Spears was hot...now she is the poster child for what you'll look like when you drink two liters of the stuff a day...on my travels around the USA I am here to tell everyone there is no pepsi ANYWHERE! I'm tying this from a hotel room that has a coke machine right outside my door. The only place I can get a Pepsi is Taco Bell, but come on' I'd rather drink a Coke than go to Taco Bell. I need some Pepsi fans to join me with a sip and call out from the tops of Mt. Kilamanjaro..."that's yummy bro"
Ive never tasted a Pepsi in my life
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