This may just be me or my fear of getting a ticket, but everytime I see a police officer on the road I instantly start to dump in my pants. Doesn't matter if I am driving 3 mph under the speed limit, I still feel like Im headed to the Big House. When I first catch a glimpse of that squad car thoughts start running through my head. here is just some of the stupid crap that I usually think of:
"We made eye contact, Im totally screwed"
"If he pulls me over, is my detention from 7th grade on my record?"
"Did I use my signal on that turn 7 miles back?"
"Even though he is on the opposite side of an 8 lane highway, he saw me speeding for sure"
"My hats on backwards, frick, he prolly thinks I stole this thing"
"Is he turning around? . . crap, hes turning around . . wait no, hes not"
"Are my brake lights working, Did he see me tap the brake?"
"When I was 18, I dated a 17 year old and we made out, thats legal though right?"
"Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, Pshh! theres not even a cop in that car. . . knew it"
"I only get 1 phone call, who should I use it on?"
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haha is that hooker i accidently suffocated laced with my fingerprints?? crap we did make eye contact...that's the worst. is my "support the badge" sticker still up? did he see me brake? this car in front of me is going faster...he better pull that bastard over and not me.
"My dad is gonna kill me!!" All the while you didn't do shit and won't be pulled over
I always tell myself..."act sober, act sober." Even though I haven't been drinking!
I always saw police cars as like a shark in the ocean among a school of fish. It's all about safety in numbers, and I figure if you don't make any big sudden movements, you won't even be noticed. But the second you break away from the pack, you're as good as shark bait.
should I gun it and hide in that neighborhood?
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