Besides my 15 dollar Nokia Go-Phone (shit is the jam) and my wallet, I like to keep my pockets as empty as possible. I carry only two other things. You never know when that broad your digging is going to surprise you with a reach-in-tug, plus if your women are as cool as mine they carry all of Walgreens in their purse.
1. Chap Stick- If you haven’t gotten in the Chap Stick game yet now is the time, and you can thank me later. Smooth lips will get you around the bases faster than Ricky Henderson in his prime, I promise. There are all sorts of flavors and consistencies, but one major factor you need to know is - stay away from the Carmex. Your lips will reflect sunlight for miles, and its heroin in a plastic tube.
2. Orange Trident- If you have a girlfriend this maybe a tip you don't want to take from me, because if you’re surrounded by 10's all hours of the day like I am, this is a smell they flock too. I chew this orange piece of heaven in my sleep.
-Lake Dawson
3 comments:
haha carmex sucks balls. it reflects sunlight the way mike tyson reflects knowledge.
Bob, terrible analogy. The only other thing you need to carry beside a wallet and your boost mobile is your keys. If you have sense of humor.....nuff said
chapstick is fire. try that peppermint
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