In my lifetime, I have always thanked the big dog upstairs for making me a guy. Theres just so much to be thankful for; we can pee anywhere we want, get to keep our last name, and can play pro sports and have people actually watch. I once did a Pros and Cons to being a girl. and there was only 3 Pros I could come up with and about 11,000 cons.
Pros:
Pro 1 - You get free stuff (dinners, drinks, get guys to carry stuff)
Pro 2 - You can get out of speeding tickets and detentions(I try flashing these baby blues, but I am 0 for 7)
Pro 3 - Dont have to work if the husband makes a lot of dough
a few cons, to prove my point:
Con 1 - Getting a period (Bruuutal)
Con 2 - if you kiss 2 different guys in the same decade, you're a slut
Con 3 - carry a baby for 9 months and push it out a hole the size of my belly button
con 578 - Pay 135 dollars for a haircut and coloring (when it looks identical to it did yesterday)
4 comments:
Pro: Tits
Vagina
Con: Tits
Vagina
Anyway you break it down.....guy wins Nuff said
no shit... i would hate to be a girl
Multiple orgasms within SECONDS of each other. 'nuff said.
Ditto anonymous, completely. Sorry, guys. Trumps all.
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