Trim that shit
Here’s a list of a few athletes that need to cut their hair.
Manny Ramierez, LF (LA Dodgers)
Am I the only one that thinks Manny’s hair gets in his way? It’s almost hard to watch him, especially in the outfield. Dude looks like Bob Marley in a baseball cap. His hat size has to be 11 and 7/8. If Manny just cut his hair, he might add 100 points to his batting average and make around 45 wigs for the needy.
Troy Polamalu, SS (Pittsburgh Steelers)
Here’s another guy that desperately needs a chop. Just like Manny, his hair has to affect his play. There’s no way it’s comfortable to shove all that hair into a tight fitting helmet. I don’t blame Larry Johnson for trying to rip it off…
Anderson Varejao, PF (Cleveland Cavs)
This mop of a person just looks goofy out there. The thing about Varejao is, he might be a good looking guy if he had a regular hair cut, but for now the Sideshow Bob comparison is on point.
Chris Anderson, PF (Denver Nuggets)
Chris "Birdman" Anderson’s hair looks like a six grader, who just discovered the wonders of gel. Way way way too spikey, his pillowcases have to have holes everywhere. Also, when he starts to sweat, it can’t be a good situation.
Josh Childress, SF (Olympiacos)
J-Chill wouldn’t even look cool in the 70's, The fro has gots to go.
-Jake Slocum
3 comments:
haha i would take a razor to each one of those goons... high in tight is how i work. nice comment on anderson, just found out about jail...money
Not to mention Dru Gooden's entire representation of hair, chin, head, small of his neck. Come on
i cant believe you dont have the giant douche bag from the bulls Jokeem Noah or whatever not only is he a tool to the max he has the longest strands of pubic hair hanging from his scalp.
Jake Blair
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