Facebook Status' - By Kyle Morden
I'm here to tell you, that thousands of young Americans, creepy parents, aunts, and uncles are carelessly and incorrectly using a crucial social element; Facebook status updates. Sure you have a facebook account and you got a few friends on there, but you guys are all over the road.
Don't panic. As a seasoned facebook status updater with well over 1,000 status updates under my belt, I'm here to offer you a few common update pitfalls to avoid.
1. Fight the urge to point out the obvious - Posting stuff like "Mondays suck", "I hate the snow" or " I can't wait for finals to be over" is a lot like pissing in the wind. Unless you just got a friend request from a kid that's been living under a rock, you're not telling anyone something they don't already know.
2. Poetic music lyrics/ Inner dialogue - don't do it, most people have no idea what you're talking about and it creeps us out. Everyone has a friend from high school that's a little emo now and is always writing sappy or weird stuff hoping to give people a look into their feelings. Not interested......NEXT!!
3. Religion/ Politics - What the F are you doing sharing your viewpoints on this kinda stuff on a site that always you to "super poke" someone. I could go into more detail about how you're attempts to "raise awareness" make people cringe, but then we'd have to debate and you'd like that too much. Save it for CNN munson!
Follow these few simple rules and your friends will stop deleting you. Drive Safe!
- Kyle Morden
1 comments:
Most common mistake is making too many of them. Stop updating me everytime you feel like unlocking your Iphone......I dont care what you are doing most of your life let alone every 38 seconds. Nuff said
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