Joke of the day!

Three women are sitting together on a plane, an italian woman, a jewish woman, and a black woman.

The pilot comes on and says brace for impact, we're going down.

The italian woman immediately grabs her purse and starts applying makeup. The other two go, "what the hell are you doing?" She says, "the rescue crews are going to save the prettiest woman first."

The jewish woman starts putting on all her jewelry, and says "you're wrong, they're going to search for the richest woman first."

The black woman takes off her panties, and says "you're both wrong. They always look for that black box first.

sent in by: Chris