I am an ice connoisseur. I can not drink my pop or juice without some type of ice to chew on. I prefer my shiz to be crushed, but I can do the cubed thing, or even out of the 18 slot tray from the 1960 fridges. All of these different types of ice have one thing in common; that last piece in your glass or cup that is permanently stuck at the bottom.
You can tap and tap and tap and it does nothing but spin around the bottom of the glass. If you hit it against your face you only have about a 18% chance of getting it in your mouth, it usually hits you in the cheek and falls to the ground. The only real way to get that sucker out is to. . . . Take your cup, and bop it up and down a few times to break that suction. Dont swirl or bop to hard cause that last piece of ice may wind up on the floor with the old cheerios from last year.
-Nick Hall
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