If you're at someone elses place and you need to use the microwave, Its a fact that for the first 45 seconds you just stare at the buttons, because your lost on which one will get the fricken thing started. No matter how kitchen savvy you are its impossible to figure out how to turn it on properly right away. Meanwhile your hotpocket is just sitting in there because you had to hit cancel 7 times cause you keep accidently pushing the defrost button.Then you take 2 deep breathes and hit timer then start, and now the microwave has just become a stopwatch with a hotpocket inside it. Im not gonna lie to you, microwaves are like magicians, tricky and usually made of metal. The only sure way to beat the system is: To call your lazy friend who lent you the frozen food over to the kitchen to help a playa out.
-Nick Hall
2 comments:
Agree one hundo-percent. The only button that works on my microwave is the popcorn button, so gotta love watching people figure it out for a bit!
Shit man ... I can't figure my own piece of crap microwave out let alone someone else's. I keep praying that it will die so I can get a new one, but it was my wife's while she was in college, so she just can;'t let it go, and this slow ass thing will probably live forever.
Popcorn takes like six minutes in that thing, but only 1:40 in the micor at work.
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