CATS SUCK. Just hear me out:
A. They are just like dead beat uncles. They lay around your grandparents house, doing nothing, scratching things, and smelling weird.
B. They are zero fun. Try to play fetch with a cat or take it for a walk. Don't, it doesn't work.
C. They're huge pussies no pun intended. I've never heard of a cat that meowed to scare a burgler away from a breaking in.
D. Old ladies love them. Old ladies also love day-time TV, bingo, and old country buffet. These things also suck, so A=B and B=C.....you get what I'm sayin.
If you're looking for a reason to buy a new couch and new drapes, buy a cat. If want people to respect you, put the one you have up for adoption.
- Kyle Morden
2 comments:
Yeah, I'd much rather pick up dog poop with a grocery bag around my bare hands 2-3 times a day. What was I thinking?
i got 2 cats... they love to play with shit and are funny to watch when they run into walls
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