Bolt is bananas

Usain Bolt spent the weekend like I usually do, breaking world records. This dude went Buck wild on the competition, winning all three of his events. Every time I watch him run he gets even faster. If Usain Bolt hung out with Lewis and Clark back in 1803 he would of reached Oregon in like an hour. Can you imagine playing freeze tag with this guy, He would never be "it". USA and the world has no answer for Bolts speed, and I love dudes who can run. So you're in luck, I will still root for you and overlook the fact your first name is brutal.

Think of all the stuff you could do if you are the worlds fastest man;
- Go get the mail in 4 seconds
- Grab a boob, turn around and sprint away leaving them clueless as to who did it
- Undefeated in musical chairs