There are few things in this world that will always scare the crap out of you. I know what youre probably thinking "I thought Nick wasnt scared of anything" well I do get scared, so drop it already. I have a fear of sharks, so I usually like to go out on the lake to get my water fix. Im not one to boast but lets be honest, I am a one of the greatest tubers in Illinois history. I havent fallen off a tube since Clinton was in office.The worst part about being on the water or tubing is when you do fall off, now you're stuck out in the middle of the lake just bobbing up and down waiting for your gay friends to circle the boat and pick you up. As your kicking your feet, I usually do this to scare away big fish from biting my toes(works every time) a piece of seaweed somehow touches your foot. When this happens I absolutely lose it, I send out a shreek that echos across the entire lake and then I proceed to start swimming as fast as I can towards the boat even though its still a 1/4 mile away, just so the seaweed will leave me alone. Skechers and seeweeds are 2 things I never want touching my feet.
-Nick Hall
4 comments:
Next olympics let a piece of seaweed touch Michael Phelps' foot and I gurantee he breaks a world record.
This is hilarious because I am the exact same way.
the hell is wrong with sketchers? i suppose you take issue to doc martins too?
I can see that Bob "Crook" Bardwell struck again... There's a reason he has that nickname.. probably not what you are thinking, but funny anyway.
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