Monday, September 28, 2009

Mailbag with Doctor Hall


I stated in an earlier post that if anyone ever had a question about life, sports, love, food, school, picking your nose or whatever you can email it to us at Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall will answer it with style, class, and fortitude. Just kidding, I dont even know what fortitude is, but I will use style and class.

"Hey Doc, There's this girl I really like but she is always busy when I tell her we should hang out. Whats the deal?"
- Brian

Good question Brian, Heres my thoughts. A) she has a penis and is afraid to hang out with you. Just kidding thats highly unlikely unless shes from Oregon. B) You're her backup man, she has a guy she really likes, but shes hanging onto you in case that falls through. And C) Girls aren't usually that cool. Only like 8 percent of them are fun to hang out with, so drop that trick and find someone who wants to hop on the Brian train and be the caboose. All are possible, but its probably A, Good luck!
-Doc Hall

5 comments:

Jim Cramer said...

I'd like to comment on the vote:

1) car thing isn't a financial decision obviously so i will consider that to be chosen by anyone looking at this more for fun than fiscal discipline.

2) $100/day for let's say 50 years is $1.825 million, which seems more than $1 million. Not true with you discount the future value of an annuity over the life we're describing. The ol saying a dollar today isn't worth a dollar tomorrow is the easiest way to think about it. Plus, if you invest your current $1 million then you will realize greater ROI over the long run, which creates an even larger disparity between the two options. I hope everyone choosing the $100 / day lives for a really long time so that they can eventually capitalize on their selection.

L-Cross said...

But its also true that people who tend to get money all at once blow it on stupid shiz. Look at lottery winners. As someone who is in finance I agree with you, but most people don't have the self control to get 1 million all at once.

Jim Cramer said...

BOOO YAAAA L-Cross as I like to tell my fans on Mad Money! I think you're right about that. Those who play the lottery are generally the ones who lack the ability to exert any discipline.

D. Whitmore said...

jim you also said dykstra was a financial genius

Jim Cramer said...

No, I said dykstra was a financial "legend" which, in my defense, can have both positive and negative connotations. He's legendary for making a good amount of money and losing it all. I'm the financial genius lol.

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