Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Do's and Don'ts - Female Version

Since a female won the Fan of the Week, Im gonna do a little Do's and Dont's for the girls coming from a mans point of view, and oh yea, Im a man alright

Do- Watch your TV Shows, just not during college football on Saturday or NFL on Sunday and Monday, better yet just tivo your shows and watch them when we're at Bdubs doin man stuff like chuggin pop, eating wings, and Hi-fiving

Do- Enjoy time with your friends. No one likes a girl who wants to spend every minute of every hour of every day with them. Our wallets dont even hangout with us that much.

Don't- Tell us how tired you are everyday. One, we don't care. And two, still don't care.

Don't- Wear giant hoop earrings, unless youre queen latifah in 1994, otherwise leave those big ass things at home.

Don't- Reply to a text with just the letter "k", go the extra mile and type in "ok" It will save me from getting mad and you from a karate chop to the neck, just kidding I only karate chop in life threatening situations.

-Nick Hall

6 comments:

The Little Black Book said...

K =)

Cale said...

If my significant other comes home from work one more time and says she's tired (Apparently, playing Popit on Pogo.com all day can be quite an exhaustive activity) i might snap.

Vert Jones said...

Theres a better chance of me being the king of Mars than ever caring when a girl tells me she's tired or just bought a new pair of shoes.

VJ

DJ said...

90% of girls are sick 90% of the time, its mind boggling considering I cant even tell you the last time one of my buddies was sick but every girl I know doesnt feel well 4 days a week.

LaFluer said...

I can't stand when a girl complains about her hard day of, as Cale said, doing nothing. I'm like, uhh try working a real job so I can buy you overpriced shots at a lame aka trendy bar.

Anonymous said...

I'm adored

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