Im talking about some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like salmon of Capistrano. Im talking about a little place called. . . . Wikipedia.Whether you're in High School, College, or are just trying to win a five dollar bet with a buddy. No site or place on earth can give you the answer easier and faster than Wikipedia. Without this website me and half of my friends would have never graduated college and probably be giving handjobs underneath a bridge somewhere for singles.
Every once in awhile you hear the HATER ALERT from some loser, its always them saying "You can't trust that website because anyone can post on it". Those haters are usually just jealous that you got a better grade on your paper or it proved whatever nonsense they were just talking about wrong. I trust wikipedia more than I trust my grandmother, so when someone bashes it, its like they're bashing me personally. Im not a fighter, but what I will do is call up some buddies and egg their house that week with Large Grade-A eggs from Wal-Mart.
Im gonna end by saying this, if for some reason we were to lose wikipedia forever, I think everyone in America should have to fly their flags at half mast.
- Nick Hall
7 comments:
Truth by majority! Well said Colbert.
BZ
Is there any difference between the word "THERE" and the word "THEIR"? Maybe Yummy Bro should go there and ask their opinion...seriously. I don't mean to be a hater, but the abuse of the English language at Yummy Bro has been going on way too long ...
Hater in the house
Main Entry: dictionary
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: one whose IQ exceeds their weight
Synonyms: munson, dork, nerd, tool, goober, poindexter,
Notes: a geek is any smart person with an obsessive interest, a nerd is the same but also lacks social grace, and a dweeb is a mega-nerd
Thanks, but no thanks broham. Take that red pen business somewhere else. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at http://www.grammarblog.co.uk/
-Morden
Wikipedia saved me on roughly 35 speeches througout college
my favorite is when my indian chem teacher would say "do not look it up on vvvikapedia" but that's exactly where everyone went.
In a response to my college professor's claim that I cheated, I responded "Steal from one person and it's plagerism, steal from 10 people and it's research......nuff said" and I walked out.
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