Im here to fill all you fools in on something thats sweeping the nation, and no its not Swine Flu. My boy Chris filled me in on this little secret a few months back and now its my turn to share. Im talking about the internet browsing sensation that is Google Chrome.12 years ago AOL and Netscape had the market cornered and was the only way to surf the internet. Then came Internet explorer which was closely followed by Mozilla Firefox. Those two browsers give you more viruses than Amy Winehouse. I jumped on my buddy's computer the other day and I saw he was using Internet Explorer, I immediately got up and used some Purell hand sanitizer, cause I dont touch that shiz. Google Chrome is lightning quick and looks fresher that a farmers produce. I would recommend this even to my grandma if words per minute wasn't 4.
I enjoy it so much I went to the DMV on Saturday and got a new license plate that reads GOOGLECHRME21, Its a few too many characters, but I went grade school with the guy that works there, so I slipped him 3 singles and a wink and that got the job done.
- Nick Hall
7 comments:
Make sure you don't download Google Desktop with it. It will hose up your computer and honeydips don't like hosed up computers when you're trying to show them your homemade vids of you doing layups at the park ball hoop or when you're trying to show them the video your brother took about how your stroke is as clean as Ken Griffey Jr's. Me, I prefer to showcase how my golf swing is as fluid as Tiger's but that's a side point. If you're going to use Google Chrome, getting Trend Micro's anti-virus software is a must.
John those were the dumbest examples Ive ever heard. But I do love me some Google Chrome, So I will let it slide
Ethan, maybe you'll relate to this example better....you know when you're getting ram rodded up the ass by your boyfriend without proper protection? You're at risk for disease which could slow your life down. That's pretty much what putting Google Chrome's desktop agent on your computer is like without the proper anti-virus program. Hackers love Google Chrome due to the fact that they release the entire source code when they put it out into the open market.
John no need to resort to junior high putdowns. I appreciate the insight to computer safety when dealing with Google Chrome, but you really should calm down and not take everything to heart. Its not like both your friends will read this and dislike you, because Im sure your stroke is as clean as Griffeys and your swing is as fluid as Tigers.
Ethan...comment noted. No worries.....trust me, my friends are not hating me on the premise that I'm punking someone out. It's cool. FYI, Google Chrome is ram rodding you due to open code but let's not worry about that. Let's worry about my stroke being Griff Jr. like. It's pretty much like a Smooth Criminal. Be cool.
Make a mental note of this....
http://www.youtube.com/user/michaeljackson?blend=1&ob=4#p/a/f/0/TK0dhanq-Lo
Ethan, if I was going to resort to Jr. High jokes, I'd pull out this mess....
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
But I won't.
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