Size does matter, but this time you don't want it really long. I'm not talking about what you think I am, because I'm a mature adult and you're not. I am talking about the length of a guys last name. If your last name is Wuggermann or something retarded like that, than you better look like Brad Pitt in Troy or drop dynamite lines like David Spade, cause you already have one strike against you from the ladies. Ever since junior high, girls have been doodling there first name and the last name of the boy they like on there trapper keepers and making mental notes to see if you're marriage name material. Ive seen guys with the last name Smith get married at age 17, just cause the offers came early and came often. I want to apologize now for being the bearer of bad news if your last name is part french, part german, and part seminole indian. It just means you need to hit the gym a little harder from here on out.
now thats yummy
-Nick Hall
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Great Link - People Magazines Most beautiful people of 2009
This list is completely different from what my list of 2009's most beautiful people would be for three reasons. One, its got dudes in it. Two, Michelle Obama wouldnt make my top 400. And Three, Its got dudes in it.
People Magazines Most beautiful people of 2009
People Magazines Most beautiful people of 2009
Sock droppin 101
Socks although comfy and warm to the touch, aren't always as much fun when it comes time to remove them. Ever looked down at your feet with the intentions of taking your socks off, but you really just didn't feel like bending over? Well that's the story of my life. I'm here to help you solve this predicament for good.
Solution no. 1: (The Heel Stomper) This move is affective when you're standing next to your bed and want those socks gone. Here is what you do. First: place the heel of your right foot onto the overhanging sock of your left foot, out by the toe area. Second: you apply all the weight to the heel of your foot and then begin to pull your other foot out of the sock. Thirdly: repeat step one on your right foot and you're ready to dive into the sheets playa playa.
Solution no. 2: (The slingshot) This move is great for lazy couch-sitters who don't wanna ruin their comfort level when in the zone on the sofa. First: take your right foot, spread your big toe and pointer toe? or whatever the F that second biggest toe is called, split the two toes to form a "V" or a slingshot. Second: place the upper ankle/achilles area of your other leg into the slingshot. Lastly: slide the slingshot down from the upper ankle to the heel and your sock will slide easier than Ricky Henderson.
Warning: These methods may vary depending on the length of your socks, if your rocking knee or mid calf socks I can not help you.
-Nick Hall
Solution no. 1: (The Heel Stomper) This move is affective when you're standing next to your bed and want those socks gone. Here is what you do. First: place the heel of your right foot onto the overhanging sock of your left foot, out by the toe area. Second: you apply all the weight to the heel of your foot and then begin to pull your other foot out of the sock. Thirdly: repeat step one on your right foot and you're ready to dive into the sheets playa playa.
Solution no. 2: (The slingshot) This move is great for lazy couch-sitters who don't wanna ruin their comfort level when in the zone on the sofa. First: take your right foot, spread your big toe and pointer toe? or whatever the F that second biggest toe is called, split the two toes to form a "V" or a slingshot. Second: place the upper ankle/achilles area of your other leg into the slingshot. Lastly: slide the slingshot down from the upper ankle to the heel and your sock will slide easier than Ricky Henderson.
Warning: These methods may vary depending on the length of your socks, if your rocking knee or mid calf socks I can not help you.
-Nick Hall
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Youtube Tuesday's
Just one of our many YUMMY traditions. Send us your funniest YouTube flicks to yummybro@gmail.com and see if they make the cut.
Bring em out’ bring em out’
Top Five Sickest B-Ball Kicks
For about a 10 year stretch in my life, there was always one guarantee on my Christmas list; a pair of business socks, however a close second was a pair of fresh new basketball shoes. The 90’s were the hay-day for sneaker lovers. Kids sprinting to the mailbox to see if they got the new Eastbay catalog, leaving shoes in the box because you didn’t wanna scuff em, and even having a pair in a certain color that no one else could find. Well if you loved sneaks like us, take a gander at this list of our top 5 and tell us what you think?
p.s. If you don't like our selection at No. 1, I suggest you go straight to your room and think about what you just said.
Nike Air Jordan 11’s- If you don’t know these shoes you probably shouldn’t bother reading any further. Released just after his return from baseball, Jordan wore these diamonds in the 96 championship game and the movie Space Jam. This shoe defied all odds, because 99.99 percent of anything with patent leather on it usually just plain sucked.
Air Penny 2 - If the Lil’ Penny commercials didn’t do it for you then all it took was a glimpse of these gems to know they were a must in the closet. If you were a Memphis State or an Orlando Magic fan you were always eager to see what Penny might be wearing on his feet come game time. I easily spent three straight years sketching these kicks on the brown paper bag my mom made me cover my textbook with in grade school. This shoe also has a top 5 sole, I used to love leaving air zoom snow prints with these bustas!
Scottie Pippen AIR - Beside the name and the shoe itself Nike’s best invention might be the “air bubble”, and unlike most other shoes Pippen’s had one around the entire bottom. They were pricey when they hit the streets, but if you wanted to turn your rim grab into a nerf slam on your 10 foot goal you saved your lunch money for these bad boys.
Charles Barkley’s- He wears them when he golfs, gets drunk, and rambles on TNT… I just like to hoop in these oldies.
Reebok Pumps - If you didn’t own a pair of pumps when you were hooping, the coach immediately knew you sucked and weren’t going to make it past the second round of cuts. From Dee Brown in the dunk contest to Tick Tick Boom at the Rucker, these shoes were the business!
- Nick & Lake
For about a 10 year stretch in my life, there was always one guarantee on my Christmas list; a pair of business socks, however a close second was a pair of fresh new basketball shoes. The 90’s were the hay-day for sneaker lovers. Kids sprinting to the mailbox to see if they got the new Eastbay catalog, leaving shoes in the box because you didn’t wanna scuff em, and even having a pair in a certain color that no one else could find. Well if you loved sneaks like us, take a gander at this list of our top 5 and tell us what you think?
p.s. If you don't like our selection at No. 1, I suggest you go straight to your room and think about what you just said.
Nike Air Jordan 11’s- If you don’t know these shoes you probably shouldn’t bother reading any further. Released just after his return from baseball, Jordan wore these diamonds in the 96 championship game and the movie Space Jam. This shoe defied all odds, because 99.99 percent of anything with patent leather on it usually just plain sucked.
Air Penny 2 - If the Lil’ Penny commercials didn’t do it for you then all it took was a glimpse of these gems to know they were a must in the closet. If you were a Memphis State or an Orlando Magic fan you were always eager to see what Penny might be wearing on his feet come game time. I easily spent three straight years sketching these kicks on the brown paper bag my mom made me cover my textbook with in grade school. This shoe also has a top 5 sole, I used to love leaving air zoom snow prints with these bustas!
Scottie Pippen AIR - Beside the name and the shoe itself Nike’s best invention might be the “air bubble”, and unlike most other shoes Pippen’s had one around the entire bottom. They were pricey when they hit the streets, but if you wanted to turn your rim grab into a nerf slam on your 10 foot goal you saved your lunch money for these bad boys.
Charles Barkley’s- He wears them when he golfs, gets drunk, and rambles on TNT… I just like to hoop in these oldies.
Reebok Pumps - If you didn’t own a pair of pumps when you were hooping, the coach immediately knew you sucked and weren’t going to make it past the second round of cuts. From Dee Brown in the dunk contest to Tick Tick Boom at the Rucker, these shoes were the business!
- Nick & Lake
Monday, April 27, 2009
Dumb phrase of the day
"For Sure" is one of the greatest sayings in the english language. For example, Yo Hall Trane you want to hit up Sonic with me? Sonic, for sure! But in the past ten years or so people have just butchered this saying so much it makes me wanna karate chop em in the neck. So if you use any variation of the phrase "for sure" than you're a dork. Like most movies the original is always better.
Gay ass ways to say "For sure"
- Fa Sho
- Fah sheezy
- Fo Sho
- Fo Shizzle
Gay ass ways to say "For sure"
- Fa Sho
- Fah sheezy
- Fo Sho
- Fo Shizzle
Viewer Write-In (No. 1)
THE FRANCHISE TAG
by: Yummy Bro fans, Bob and Jon
The “Franchise Tag” is said to be coined by the NFL for the signing of free agents. In reality it was actually developed by a small group of guys from Chicago. Except their interest was not athletes, but pretty girls. So one day these guys put their heads together and devised a system to avoid any interference or “cock-blocking” in the search of a soul mate. The franchise tag system is effective as long as everyone involved adheres to the rules.
1. All members of the opposite sex are to be considered free agents.
2. It doesnt matter who met who first, previous history, past friendships, or anything of that sort will have no bearing on your rights to pursue a free agent.
3. Every franchise will be allowed only 2 tags at a given time. The tag must be announced immediately and all franchises are required to spread the news of a tagging to all other franchises as soon as they have knowledge of the tag.
4. Franchises are on the honor system in terms of removing a tag. Like lets say a free agent is moving out of state, gains a quick 15, or just flat out hates you. Regardless THE TAG CAN ONLY BE REMOVED BY THE FRANCHISE THAT PLACED THE TAG IN THE FIRST PLACE. (Franchises do not automatically hold the rights to an "ex")
5. In the event that a tag has been placed and that free agent “signs” with another franchise in spite of the tag, the franchise that did the “signing” owes compensation in the form of 2 separate visits to Buffalo Wild Wings. In those two visits, they're allotted up to a maximum of 20 boneless wings per visit with the sauce of his choice. I recommend Spicy garlic. If an effort is not being made to provide the compensation, they can vote to expel them the group.
6. An expelled franchise can apply for reinstatement to the group every 3 months
Note: Words like “free agents”, “signings” and “franchises” are not meant in an offensive, derogatory or sexually specific way. They are merely taken from the National Football League and used in a vaguely representative fashion.
- Yummy Bro fans, Bob and Jon
by: Yummy Bro fans, Bob and Jon
The “Franchise Tag” is said to be coined by the NFL for the signing of free agents. In reality it was actually developed by a small group of guys from Chicago. Except their interest was not athletes, but pretty girls. So one day these guys put their heads together and devised a system to avoid any interference or “cock-blocking” in the search of a soul mate. The franchise tag system is effective as long as everyone involved adheres to the rules.
1. All members of the opposite sex are to be considered free agents.
2. It doesnt matter who met who first, previous history, past friendships, or anything of that sort will have no bearing on your rights to pursue a free agent.
3. Every franchise will be allowed only 2 tags at a given time. The tag must be announced immediately and all franchises are required to spread the news of a tagging to all other franchises as soon as they have knowledge of the tag.
4. Franchises are on the honor system in terms of removing a tag. Like lets say a free agent is moving out of state, gains a quick 15, or just flat out hates you. Regardless THE TAG CAN ONLY BE REMOVED BY THE FRANCHISE THAT PLACED THE TAG IN THE FIRST PLACE. (Franchises do not automatically hold the rights to an "ex")
5. In the event that a tag has been placed and that free agent “signs” with another franchise in spite of the tag, the franchise that did the “signing” owes compensation in the form of 2 separate visits to Buffalo Wild Wings. In those two visits, they're allotted up to a maximum of 20 boneless wings per visit with the sauce of his choice. I recommend Spicy garlic. If an effort is not being made to provide the compensation, they can vote to expel them the group.
6. An expelled franchise can apply for reinstatement to the group every 3 months
Note: Words like “free agents”, “signings” and “franchises” are not meant in an offensive, derogatory or sexually specific way. They are merely taken from the National Football League and used in a vaguely representative fashion.
- Yummy Bro fans, Bob and Jon
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Jimmy Fallon is the shiz
Mark my words, Jimmy Fallon will be the face of late night television for years to come. He's got great delivery on his jokes and is perfect for our generation, not to mention he usually has great guests like Anna Kournikova, Ali Larter, Larry Fitzgerald, etc. Here is one of his classic bits he does called "7th Floor west", were he makes his own Hills show out of his crew members
(((Clip of Late night with Jimmy Fallon)))
(((Clip of Late night with Jimmy Fallon)))
Saturday, April 25, 2009
California got Hoes'd
Miss California Carrie Prejean (pictured above) finished in 2nd place this past week in the annual Miss USA 2009 Pageant. In all honesty she probably would have won it all if she hadnt told the gay judge Perez Hilton that she was opposed to same sex marriage. (YouTube video here) Carrie has been rumored to be dating swimmer Michael Phelps. That has nothing to do with the story, but clearly goes to show if youre ugly, but really good at a sport, you can still run through dime pieces on the reg.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Proper Gym Etiquette
We are all familiar with "that guy" at the gym: The guy who walks in wearing his shirt from when he was in little league and the number 8 on the back is peeling off but he thinks it looks sweet even though it's a youth medium. His hair is usually over-gelled like he was about to hit up club Rhinocerus or something. Follow these simple guidelines and people won't be pointing at you saying "check out this D-bag" to their friends.
* We've all have made mistakes. Once in college, I told a really, really fat girl who was carrying a lot of documents for me, that she should get paid by the pound. So if your mistake was a barbed wire tattoo or any other kind of body art that you thought was rad in 1998, please cover it up. I dont care if you were drunk and in Cancun or something.
* Have a plan. Don't just walk in and go straight to the mirror for some one-on-one time with the guns, mix it up a bit. The bicep guy stands out like a white guy on the Harlem Globetrotters.
* Sleeves are optional, but be smart about this guideline. If you decide to cut the sleeves off, spend some time doing it. Nothing looks worse than a shirt that the Ultimate Warrior wouldn't even wear. If your arms still look they did when you took your JV basketball team photo, I suggest a T-shirt.
* Headwear is always encouraged, it shows you mean business. This doesn't mean go through your closet and bust out your American flag bandanna or a Micheal Jordan headband. Stick with a simple forward or backwards baseball cap.
* Under absolutely no circumstances should you ever be wearing the brand "Affliction" within 100-foot radius of the gym. That's not a guideline, it's just a fact!
*Don't make love to yourself in the mirror. The end!
*Keep your grunting under control, there's nothing wrong with showing a little emotion on max out day, but if workout consist of a 4-pound medicine ball, there's no need to be grunting and scaring all the kids in the daycare.
Follow these simple steps and you're on your way to respect at the gym.
-Nick Hall & Marc
* We've all have made mistakes. Once in college, I told a really, really fat girl who was carrying a lot of documents for me, that she should get paid by the pound. So if your mistake was a barbed wire tattoo or any other kind of body art that you thought was rad in 1998, please cover it up. I dont care if you were drunk and in Cancun or something.
* Have a plan. Don't just walk in and go straight to the mirror for some one-on-one time with the guns, mix it up a bit. The bicep guy stands out like a white guy on the Harlem Globetrotters.
* Sleeves are optional, but be smart about this guideline. If you decide to cut the sleeves off, spend some time doing it. Nothing looks worse than a shirt that the Ultimate Warrior wouldn't even wear. If your arms still look they did when you took your JV basketball team photo, I suggest a T-shirt.
* Headwear is always encouraged, it shows you mean business. This doesn't mean go through your closet and bust out your American flag bandanna or a Micheal Jordan headband. Stick with a simple forward or backwards baseball cap.
* Under absolutely no circumstances should you ever be wearing the brand "Affliction" within 100-foot radius of the gym. That's not a guideline, it's just a fact!
*Don't make love to yourself in the mirror. The end!
*Keep your grunting under control, there's nothing wrong with showing a little emotion on max out day, but if workout consist of a 4-pound medicine ball, there's no need to be grunting and scaring all the kids in the daycare.
Follow these simple steps and you're on your way to respect at the gym.
-Nick Hall & Marc
Gas Station Essentials
If you were in a gas station and only had 4 dollars, and you had to spend it, what would you buy?
(Please submit your comment below)
(Please submit your comment below)
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Straight Stylin
People have always wanted what they can’t have ......and I want a high top fade! I’m white, so I'm aware it’s absolutely impossible for me to grow one, yet still some say I should at least give it a try. I say they’re dumb, I know the ways of my hair. It's curly and has a little extra bounce lately thanks to Paul Mitchell. The high top fade is perhaps the most marvelous hairstyle known to date, while most relate it back to the days of Kid’n Play and their movie "House Party." I, in fact, envy Kid n' Play and everyone else capable of rocking the high top fade. The pros to this hair cut are completely overwhelming. If you are short like me, grow a high top fade and you are automatically a foot taller. Don’t like taking time to match your clothes? Or maybe you have an old pair of Reebok Pumps with a million different colors (like me), grow a high top fade, because apparently you don’t have to match if you have a high-top-fade. Do you have a top hat? Assuming so, I’d be willing to bet that sucker falls off every so often, easy… HIGH TOP FADE.The most recent high top fade spotting, and possibly the only one, can be seen on the dude pictured underneath. Brandon Jennings is one of the top NBA prospects in this years draft. Some of the coolest cats on earth have once rocked the high top fade, who were some of your favorites?
Ps: p.s.Brandon Jennings is the truth
-Lake Dawson
Ps: p.s.Brandon Jennings is the truth
-Lake Dawson
The Vitals
Every guy knows what he likes in a girl. There are butt guys and there are boob guys. Some like a pretty face, and others a nice personality. Im not here to talk about that, I am here to tell you about the most important things in a girl or what I like to call the vitals. The vitals in a girl is her crotch gap, and her ability to have a nice looking side boob.
The Crotch Gap: I cant to begin to explain the importance of the crotch gap. I was in Clemson, South Carolina in 2005 when my brother let me in on this secret treasure. I haven't looked at a girl the same since, I used to start at the face than pan down her body, now I start at the crotch and pan up. The crotch gap to me is like pancakes, the bigger the better. So next time you see a girl who is jockin you, take a look between those thighs and make sure they’re not touching. Don’t do it for me, do it for yourself.
The Side Boob: This has been around for centuries. Its most commonly found in evening gowns, but if you cant hang out at high class country club functions and shiz all the time like I do, don’t worry. You can also spot side boobs in the background of photos or when you’re hiding in a girls hamper and shes just stepping out of the shower, just kidding but seriously you can always see one if you pop into the bathroom unexpectedly.
Crotch Gap: def. (kroch-gap) - noun, The space between a girls legs, in her crotch region when she is standing upright.
Side boob: def. (side-boo-b) - noun, the visibility of a womans boob from the side perspective.
-Nick Hall
The Crotch Gap: I cant to begin to explain the importance of the crotch gap. I was in Clemson, South Carolina in 2005 when my brother let me in on this secret treasure. I haven't looked at a girl the same since, I used to start at the face than pan down her body, now I start at the crotch and pan up. The crotch gap to me is like pancakes, the bigger the better. So next time you see a girl who is jockin you, take a look between those thighs and make sure they’re not touching. Don’t do it for me, do it for yourself.
The Side Boob: This has been around for centuries. Its most commonly found in evening gowns, but if you cant hang out at high class country club functions and shiz all the time like I do, don’t worry. You can also spot side boobs in the background of photos or when you’re hiding in a girls hamper and shes just stepping out of the shower, just kidding but seriously you can always see one if you pop into the bathroom unexpectedly.
Crotch Gap: def. (kroch-gap) - noun, The space between a girls legs, in her crotch region when she is standing upright.
Side boob: def. (side-boo-b) - noun, the visibility of a womans boob from the side perspective.
-Nick Hall
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Money on my mind
The NFL Combine
If you were a heavy set female and just so happened to be tuned into the NFL Network for their annual NFL combine, you were in heaven. It means you would have gotten the chance to watch Andre Smith (Alabama) run his 40 yard dash. Along the way Andre broke all the fat people rules. He didnt wear a shirt at all times, ran as fast as he could, and did not pull his shorts half way up his stomach to hide his man fupa. The 6’4" 336 pound prospect from Alabama decided on a whim to run his 40 yard dash without a shirt, and apparently shaving a tenth of a second and earning an extra mill in his contract was more important to Smith than exposing his man boobs.
-Lake Dawson
Great link - Celebrities in the 90's every guy wanted to get with
This is yummy bro, I was a big Aunt Becky from full house fan myself
http://iceicebabies.com/2009/04/celebrity-crushes-of-the-90s/
http://iceicebabies.com/2009/04/celebrity-crushes-of-the-90s/
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Picking your nose 101
Denver Dry-Off: Ever been driving down the road and you realize that no one is looking so you decide to pick your nose. Dont be bashful, everyone does it, so as soon as you pull your finger out. . . BOOM, you've got a huge booger on there. Well I am here to tell you what to do.
If it’s a runner, means it’s real slimy not much consistency, you’re gonna want to go with the “Denver Dry-Off” technique. What you do is, you take your finger with the booger on it and place it out the window for a solid 25-30 seconds. This amount of time allows for just the right amount of car-wind to hit it. Your car must be going over 30 mph for the DDO (Denver dry off) to work properly. This technique allows for the booger to harden while gaining a little more density. After you have held your finger out there for the allotted time, you simply roll it with your thumb and give a nice little flick. Bring your hand back inside the vehicle and your good as new.
-Nick Hall
If it’s a runner, means it’s real slimy not much consistency, you’re gonna want to go with the “Denver Dry-Off” technique. What you do is, you take your finger with the booger on it and place it out the window for a solid 25-30 seconds. This amount of time allows for just the right amount of car-wind to hit it. Your car must be going over 30 mph for the DDO (Denver dry off) to work properly. This technique allows for the booger to harden while gaining a little more density. After you have held your finger out there for the allotted time, you simply roll it with your thumb and give a nice little flick. Bring your hand back inside the vehicle and your good as new.
-Nick Hall
Back to School, Back to School
Let’s face it, You find out real early if you're going to socially succeed in life. If you had a plan of being cool you started it around the third grade, and followed it rather routinely. If you didn't participate in these activities there is a solid chance that you're one of the dudes that goes to the 12 am premiere of Star Wars in costume.
- Got your hat stolen from all the broads at the jungle gym
- Never left the King spot in four square
- Brought your own lunch to school
- Was always a captain or a top pick in all activities
- Played NBA Jam and drained baseline leaners
- Got your parents called at least once for discipline
- Either sat in the back of the bus or got dropped off
- Ripped someone off in a Baseball Card trade
- Received the most Valentine’s Day cards
- Played POGS
- Had ugly art projects
- Got your name painted on the wall for the physical test
And if you actually practiced your recorder outside of music class you definitely weren’t cool.
Lake Dawson
- Got your hat stolen from all the broads at the jungle gym- Never left the King spot in four square
- Brought your own lunch to school
- Was always a captain or a top pick in all activities
- Played NBA Jam and drained baseline leaners
- Got your parents called at least once for discipline
- Either sat in the back of the bus or got dropped off
- Ripped someone off in a Baseball Card trade
- Received the most Valentine’s Day cards
- Played POGS
- Had ugly art projects
- Got your name painted on the wall for the physical test
And if you actually practiced your recorder outside of music class you definitely weren’t cool.
Lake Dawson
Youtube Tuesday's
Just one of our many YUMMY traditions. Send us your funniest YouTube flicks to yummybro@gmail.com and see if they make it on Tuesday
Monday, April 20, 2009
Top 5 Best sports nicknames
The greatest athlete nicknames of all time
5. Deion "Prime Time" Sanders
- This two-sport athlete revolutionized the game, by wearing huge gold chains, and sweet ass bandana's. Not to mention dis dude rocked a jheri curl for ten plus years.
4. Larry "The hick from French Lick" bird
- Off the moon, over scoreboard, through the rafters, and nothing but net. Hes got it all, White dude (check), Mustache (check), Mullet (check), jump shot like an angel (check), and a nasty nickname (check).
3. Sam " Big Smooth" Perkins
- This guy could work at Walgreens and you couldnt pick him out of a lineup, but his nickname is so catchy and sick. I want a fathead of him wearing a Seattle Supersonics jersey on my wall.
2. Carnell "Cadillac" Williams
- There are cars and then there are cadillacs. When he's not juking dudes out of there cleats, hes prolly purring under some girls hood.
1. Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield
- The All-time greatest nickname in the history of the world. If I had a time machine I would go back to 1980 and steal this nickname for myself. If you say it real slowly it sounds even better.
Give me some of your fav nicknames (comment underneath)
- Nick Hall
Honorable Mention: Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway
5. Deion "Prime Time" Sanders
- This two-sport athlete revolutionized the game, by wearing huge gold chains, and sweet ass bandana's. Not to mention dis dude rocked a jheri curl for ten plus years.
4. Larry "The hick from French Lick" bird
- Off the moon, over scoreboard, through the rafters, and nothing but net. Hes got it all, White dude (check), Mustache (check), Mullet (check), jump shot like an angel (check), and a nasty nickname (check).
3. Sam " Big Smooth" Perkins
- This guy could work at Walgreens and you couldnt pick him out of a lineup, but his nickname is so catchy and sick. I want a fathead of him wearing a Seattle Supersonics jersey on my wall.
2. Carnell "Cadillac" Williams
- There are cars and then there are cadillacs. When he's not juking dudes out of there cleats, hes prolly purring under some girls hood.
1. Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield
- The All-time greatest nickname in the history of the world. If I had a time machine I would go back to 1980 and steal this nickname for myself. If you say it real slowly it sounds even better.
Give me some of your fav nicknames (comment underneath)
- Nick Hall
Honorable Mention: Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway
Mascots are pointless
When I'm at a basketball game or any other sporting event the last thing I go to see is the mascot. In fact, besides the Sky Hawk at an Atlanta Hawks game, who is capable of making Lebron James and Dwight Howard's dunks look elementary, I could manage if mascots simply didn't exist. Other than a rare free T-shirt, a creepy hug for a youngin, something to make fun of, or just an extra object to get in the way of watching your sport what good is a mascot any way? Nonetheless, in most occasions Mascots are just there and they really don't do too much interfering with the spectating of a sport... Except the guy seen in this youtube clip. He is the mascot for the Saint Joseph's Hawks. Somehow one random afternoon I found myself watching a Saint Joseph's basketball game and you better believe I promised myself that it would be the last. This joke of a mascot stands next to the bench, just close enough so that every time down his side of the court he appears in the upper left hand corner of the TV. The problem however is not him standing or even that he gets face time, its that he flaps his wings and he does it the entire game! I thought it was a joke at first and that he would stop after a few flaps but sadly I was wrong.
When asked in an interview if he had any close calls this was his answer... "
When asked in an interview if he had any close calls this was his answer... "
4. Have there been any close calls?
There have been times when I've been attacked. A fan at St. Bonaventure attacked me, and a fan from Villanova attacked me, but I kept flapping. When the Villanova fan came at me, I saw him coming so I punched him in the face with one wing and kept flapping the other wing."
Be real dude
Lake Dawson
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Viewer Write-In
Something on your mind? Feel free to write in your own post to the topic of your choice at yummybro@gmail.com
If its funny enough will post it!
If its funny enough will post it!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Too much hustle = Dbag
Simple fact: If you are the kid who over hustles on the court or the field there is a high percentage chance that I and most other people hate you. Whether you're in high school, college, or just playing intramural sports there is always that one kid who puts in way too much effort into the little things. A key example of this nerd is Rudy from Notre Dame. So quit diving for loose balls that are clearly out of bounds, showing up for practice way too early so the coach sees you, and taking charges in a 3 on 3 game at the YMCA. An you just might start to gain a little respect from your peers and the hoes.
-Hall Trane
-Hall Trane
Friday, April 17, 2009
Lake Dawsons - Pose of the week (Indian Style)
Lake's pose this week is an oldie but a goodie, Most people think Indian Style is politically incorrect, but its not.Common uses of Indian style:
- Indian meetings
- Being lame at videogames
- Sitting on the floor in gym class
- In case you sell all your furniture
*Nick Hall
Top 5 Tricks
With the economy in shambles, we need a top 5 trick list to pick us up
5. Jennifer Aniston, Shes lucky I wasnt on the show f.r.i.e.n.d.s. cause she'd be walking funny for the first 3 seasons
4. Erin Andrews, Money on the mic and money in them jeans.
3. Kellie Pickler, Blonde, High Heels, and a High metabolism, you know it!
2. Gisele Bundchen, I look almost exactly like Tom Brady so this pick is obvious, and if you doubt her in the top 5, watch the movie Taxi with her and Jimmy Fallon
1. Jessica Simpson, This broad could move to iraq and put one of those sheets over her face and would still make the top 5
Who is your Top 5 Tricks?
- Nick Hall
5. Jennifer Aniston, Shes lucky I wasnt on the show f.r.i.e.n.d.s. cause she'd be walking funny for the first 3 seasons
4. Erin Andrews, Money on the mic and money in them jeans.
3. Kellie Pickler, Blonde, High Heels, and a High metabolism, you know it!
2. Gisele Bundchen, I look almost exactly like Tom Brady so this pick is obvious, and if you doubt her in the top 5, watch the movie Taxi with her and Jimmy Fallon
1. Jessica Simpson, This broad could move to iraq and put one of those sheets over her face and would still make the top 5
Who is your Top 5 Tricks?
- Nick Hall
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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