Quick thoughts by: Nick Hall

Arbys Sauce is the bomb. Why the hell dont they sell that biz in stores, it would be the next tickle me elmo, people would be punching out other people to get the last bottle. I almost kicked this 9 yr old last week when he cut in front of me at the arbys sauce dispenser.

-Nick Hall

Big Gulp Award Winner

3 days ago we lost a legend by the name of Michael Jackson. Yesterday we lost the salesman of all salesman Billy Mays. Dude could sell a Poo Burger to a group of college students. He is your weekly Big Gulp Award winner

Where you been

What ever happened to Hillary Duff? That trick was killing it with the teen crowd when she was Lizzie Maguire. After that ship sailed, she decided to take a crack at movies and clearly struggled because I cant name one movie shes in. However I do remember she made some hot jams a few years back, especially that laguna beach theme song "come clean", still got that on my Ipod. But honestly, Hillary you got skinny and were always pretty cute, so Yummy Bro and other people wanna know whats your deal.

-Nick Hall

Magic Eye Saturday

Stare real hard and concentrate on this, it takes awhile to pop out sometimes. Can you see what the Magic Eye picture is?

-Nick Hall

King of pop

Yesterday was bittersweet, we lost the king of pop, but we also dont have to hear about his stupid ass lawsuits anymore, I mean the dude was 48 and had a ferris wheel in his backyard. If MJ would of stayed black and kept his dance moves crisp, this cat would be still be on top making jams like smuckers.
R.I.P Michael, no doubt you're moonwalkin through those pearly gates and straight into a cloud of awesomeness right about now.

p.s. That yellow sweater is at another level

-Nick Hall

Nick Halls - Jam you should download

Taylor Swift - You belong with me

I always bring you the latest jams, heres one more

Throwback Thursday - Get to the back of the bus

Riding the bus to school was actually pretty sick back in the day. You would walk a hundred yards or so to the bus stop, wait there with a couple of kids, usually one honeydip who was rocking a pink lunch pale and a phat ass. Then as soon as you got on the bus you headed straight to the back and sat in that half seat. The farther back from the driver you got the cooler you were. Oh and that mirror webcam they had on those buses, was clearly a fake out.
If you wanted to be a baller, you had to at least get yelled at once a week by the driver for having your window below the half way line. I had that shiz below the line all the time for maximum air flow and to show that no one tells me what to do. Last but not least emergency exit drills when you go out the back of the bus, I was always a helper, mostly because the hoes loved using my shoulders to aid their jump.

-Nick Hall

Big Gulp Update

Jernstad and Bryk doing some extreme Big Gulping at a gas station. Send us in your pics with a Big Gulp to yummybro@gmail.com

Homie dont play that game!

Its 2009, can we please do away with pop-up ads. Lately they dont even want to get creative with em, they just show you a picture that you can blatently tell is Beyonce and they ask you "What celebrity is it?". Who are they fooling? No one is retarded enough to answer that pop-up ad, and then get 17 viruses on their computer. Too bad those ads aren't real though, cause I would be ballin with the 3,000 Ipods that I've won.

- Nick Hall

Youtube Tuesday

-Matt Fletcher

Send us your favorite YouTube videos to yummybro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Award Winner

This weeks Big Gulp award winner goes to "Buffalo Wild Wings" Boneless thursdays, and 18 sauces that tingle your taste buds, this place is the shiz!

Busting Myths - Bug Spray

Ive been applying Off bug spray to my legs, arms, and neck since I was rocking a big wheel. Ive tried the lotion, the spray and even those fruity candles that give of an aroma that make bugs and humans crap their pants. Im hear to tell you that bug spray is a myth. Its nothing but water and some other liquid I can not name for safety reasons and the fact that I dont really know what the other liquid is. When you go to the store and purchase off, youre wasting your money.

There is only one real way to not get bit by bugs, be quick as cat like me and dodge them. If a mosquito gets lucky enough and lands on you then slap that trick. I wear off and still get bit on the reg, so I am through with the sprays and gonna go old school style and not shower.

- Nick Hall

Jon Lajoie Saturday

A little vulgar but hilarious, make sure to watch the whole video. This was showed to me by a buddy who I wont name (Billy Petrick)

Urban Friday

Urban Dictionary maybe one of the most underrated sites on the Worldwide Web. If you're looking for a new word to drop on some fool or you just like to laugh urbandictionary.com is the place to go.

Todays word: Choch

1. choch

The guy who wears pooka shell necklaces, has frosted tips, goes to tanning salons, and believes that he is God's gift to women. He usually ends up being gay.
"I hate that stupid choch..."

If you're rocking Pooka's don't visit Yummy anymore please.

Throw Back Thursday

Every Thursday yummy bro likes to take a walk down memory lane and bring you back to a crucial part of your childhood. Todays topic was when you had to call the persons house phone, and ask if they were home. If I was calling my buddies it was no big deal, I would just call and ask if they were home, then the mom would make me state my name to prove I wasnt a drug dealer or something and then she would pass him the phone.
Now if I mustered up the courage to call a honeydip, I usually dialed 6 of the numbers, waited about 4 seconds and then closed my eyes when I pushed the 7th digit. Once its ringing you knew it was game time, but if you were anything like me back in the day, at the first sign of it not being her voice I hung up. Sure its a classless move, but I am not about to tell her dad that this 12 year old hunk of meat wants to talk to his daughter, who's probably been passing me notes on the reg.

p.s. (above) Thats the ol' school light up, see through phone I rocked when my brother didnt want it anymore.
-Nick Hall

Whats up with that

Whats the deal with super small pictures on facebook? Its like people post them, then realize that the picture they just posted is only an 1 inch x 1 inch but still leave it up there because it shows off how cool that party was they were at. Those pictures are only good for 2 things; Midgets and the recycle bin on your computer. It could be you and Jessica Simpson and no one would know, so do us all a favor and either make it bigger or remove that buisness from the internet

-Nick Hall

Joke of the day!

Three women are sitting together on a plane, an italian woman, a jewish woman, and a black woman.

The pilot comes on and says brace for impact, we're going down.

The italian woman immediately grabs her purse and starts applying makeup. The other two go, "what the hell are you doing?" She says, "the rescue crews are going to save the prettiest woman first."

The jewish woman starts putting on all her jewelry, and says "you're wrong, they're going to search for the richest woman first."

The black woman takes off her panties, and says "you're both wrong. They always look for that black box first.

sent in by: Chris

Quick thoughts by: Nick Hall

Anything that makes my life easier and allows for better dancing I am all for. Cruise control in my opinion is the greatest car invention since the steering wheel. Its like that one rotisserie cooker informercial, you just set it. . . . . and forget it!

Unwritten rule no.1

No. 1 - Only let cool people ride shotgun in your car

Do everything you can to give your favorite person a chance at sitting shotgun when in a group of about 4 people. ESPECIALLY if one of those 4 people is a loser and you dont want him sitting by you for the car ride to wherever. You can mouth it to your buddy, tap him on the leg, or just flat our give him shotgun with the "Its my car" line. I am trying to maximize the fun in your life, and it starts with this!

-Nick Hall

YouTube Tuesdays

THE RESULTS ARE IN! Maybe the greatest reaction to good news Ive seen in a long time

-Video sent in by: Mike Smith

Stubborn ice cube

I am an ice connoisseur. I can not drink my pop or juice without some type of ice to chew on. I prefer my shiz to be crushed, but I can do the cubed thing, or even out of the 18 slot tray from the 1960 fridges. All of these different types of ice have one thing in common; that last piece in your glass or cup that is permanently stuck at the bottom.

You can tap and tap and tap and it does nothing but spin around the bottom of the glass. If you hit it against your face you only have about a 18% chance of getting it in your mouth, it usually hits you in the cheek and falls to the ground. The only real way to get that sucker out is to. . . . Take your cup, and bop it up and down a few times to break that suction. Dont swirl or bop to hard cause that last piece of ice may wind up on the floor with the old cheerios from last year.

-Nick Hall

Big Gulp Award Winner

This weeks Big Gulp award winner goes to "The Hangover" the movie. I have yet to see this flick, but it has a 100% satisfaction rate of my friends. Any movie that can make 30 people tell me to go see it, has to be a good flick.

Sound bite of the day

Kenny Powers talking about his life

Photo of the day

Funniest photo of all time, doesnt even matter if its easter!

Big Gulp Update

Our boy Billy Petrick enjoying a 44 ouncer

Send us in youre Big Gulp Pics to yummybro@gmail.com and will put em up on Thats Yummy Bro immediately!

Relax super fan

Is there anything funnier or less manly than a 45 year old guy at a baseball game with his mitt from J.V. baseball on his hand. There is just so many things wrong with it I dont know where to begin.

a. You're 45 years old

b. a foul ball comes your way once every 10 years, thats like wearing a football helmet when you get in the car at all times, cause you may get in an accident

c. They pat the mitt every 5 minutes or so like the coach may walk out to the outfield stands and ask him to play shortstop next inning

d. You're 45 years old

e. The hoes respect barehand grabs, so even if you do catch it in your mitt you're still a loser.

f. No one wants to hear a stroy about this awesome catch you made back in '81

Throw Back Thursday

Painter Bob Ross

As a kid I enjoyed shows such as Saved by the Bell, Tool Time, and Boy Meets World, but there was a particular show that caught my attention on the Public Broadcast Channel every so often. The show was called The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross, which was a show that I would not make an everyday priority to watch but if it were on as I were flipping through the channels I would stop. Ross, a true artist, was an older white man with an Afro that made Doctor J jealous. He painted marvelous nature scenes that would go lovely above my Jon in just 30 minutes. Not only did he slop up sweet ass paintings in no time but he set the mood of the painting with whispering along. I can recall like yesterday Bob frequently “ewing” and “awing” in a whispering tone as he stroked his easel.

Quotes

For the past century people have quoted funny lines in movies. I want to hear some of your favorites. Be sure to what movie the quote is from. Heres some of my faves

- Mr McCracken, about that paternity case? Oh thats not even a case at all, that girls a bold face liar, I pulled out on her really early (Big Ern McCracken, Kingpin)

- Gettin drunk on the reg, yachts on the reg, I had good times on the reg! (Kenny Powers, Eastbound and down)

- We need to get this man to a hospital. A hospital, what is it? Well its a big building with doctors and patients, but thats not important right now. (Leslie Nielson, Airplane)


Tell us your favorite lines [Comment Below]

We even have Sporks now

Listen up people, I know they say Americans are ignorant but I disagree, I just think we're the best. We have the best athletes, schools, movies, army, and of course the best way of eating our food. I understand people around the world come from different cultures and believe different things, but I pose a question to you; why is everyone still eating with sticks? I am talking about chopsticks, what I believe to be one of the most unintelligent ways to go about enjoying a meal. I sat down to eat, ironically a nice bowl of spaghetti, and noticed on the back of my fork it said made in China. So that got me thinking, are we really the ignorant ones in America? If I gave you a choice between a Flintstone-mobile that you have peddle with your feet or new Chevy, I don’t care if you are a caveman, you would accept the new Chevy. It is the twenty first century people, so do away with the sticks. The only way I like to eat my orange chicken is on a fork, or a toothpick if it’s free at the mall.

Beating the system - Part 2

This next test taking tip is a tricky one, you gotta have confidence running through your bones. Its what I call the scantron switch-a-roo. This one only works if after you are finished with youre test you get to keep your answer booklet. For example, if you get section A and the person youre copying off of gets section B, dont worry youre still ok.
Here is what you do; You copy off of them verbatim, answer for answer (but be sure to have a few different answers so the teacher doesn't suspect anything). Then on your scantron just mark the circle that says you had section B, dont hand in your booklet, that way the teacher doesnt know and Waa-Laa you have beatin the system. So you can go play videogames now instead of studying.

Kiddie Table

As of January 10th 2009, I turned 25 years old. Every Christmas since I can remember they have decided to put me at the table in the corner of my grandmas dining room that faces the wall. This table is about two feet tall, and has roughly 4 fisher price neon yellow chairs that are made out of plastic. I am always stuck there with my cousins who are all under 10 and still eat with there hands. In my family we refer to this crappy ass seating arrangement as the "kiddie table".

What I wanna know is, when on gods green earth do I get promoted to the big person table? Ive put in my time and I am 6'5'' and dance like Usher, You'd think thats gotta carry some serious weight in terms of family street cred, but I guess not. I honestly believe I will be at that table til I die or get stricken with a serious disease and my mom puts my wheelchair at the big table so she can spoon feed me applesauce.

-Nick Hall

YouTube Tuesdays

Ari Golds finest in the HBO hit entourage. Little vulgar langauge in case youre at work, but dynamite none the less.

Sent in by: Mike Horcher

Viewer Write-In (No.6)

Hair-do's and dont's

I'll be perfectly honest with you: the majority of the time I could care less what kind of haircut a girl has. Short, long, blonde, brunette -- it's all the same. With one exception, however: the super-short, some-people-mistake-me-for-a-dude look. I don't know about anyone else, but I prefer to be seen with girls that actually look like girls, and not like a 14-year old cub scout. Of course with that being said, there is always going to be a rare exception to the rule. For every 99 of these brutal butch hair styles you're bound to find one of these diamonds hiding in the rough. I can't explain why the ratio is so heavily skewed, nor do I really care to look into it. All I can say is if you happen to find that one chick who is able to pull off the super-short look, well, you need to hold onto her like she's the last square of toilet paper and you just ate chipolte.

Matt Lythberg

Big Gulp Award Winner

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes to Bear Grylls. On Wednesday he did a Man vs Wild episode with Will Ferrell in the Swedish mountains which earned him this weeks top spot. He's the only man I know who has eaten a zebra, drank his own piss, and slept in the jungle. Some people think hes a con-man and sleeps in 5 star hotels, but any dude who eats wild animals and builds crap like MacGyver, is ok in my book.

-Nick Hall

Why Sonics the best

A lot of fast food places claim to be the best but they're all liars. Sonic is, its your one stop shop for that ultimate stomach satisfaction, not to mention the hoes crave that shiz like a coach purse. This place to me is the 8th wonder of the world, maybe 9th behind Crystal Lake, IL
- They rock a full menu all day, not that breakfast til 1030 crap, Which means you dont have to rush outta bed on a saturday and race over there. So for those tards who like a burger at breakfast, Boom, you got your burger fool.
- My favorite part about this place is there ice, Its one of a few places that gives you the small pellet ice in your pop. Cause ice chewers like me prefer our ice like our woman small but with some spunk (not entirely sure what I am talking about)
- Drive up stalls, eating in your car is the most fun thing you can do, sure you're guranteed to loose 3 fries in between the seats and drip some ketchup on your shorts, but what's better than eating food while jamming out to Lady Gaga? answer is Nothing
- You can add chili to anything for like 30 cents. Never had a chili milkshake, but damn it, for 30 cents more, why not?

-Nick Hall

Its truth time ladies

All girls hate insects and other weird crap that crawls around on the ground, especially when that insect just so happens to be walking around in their house. They always seem to shreek and jump on a raised piece of furniture, then proceed to call us into the room so we can kill it. We usually walk in and say something macho like "its just a cockroach, relax" and then she yells "Hurry up, and kill it" but turns away cause she cant bare to see it get squished.

Truth be told hoes, were terrified of those cockroaches and spiders just as much as you are. We put on our game faces though, kill it, and throw that shiz away, not because we want to but because its what our fathers did, and their fathers before them did, and their fathers before them. In our head were using words like yucky, ewww, and gross. But on the outside, we play it cooler than a freeze pop.

-Nick Hall

Awesome phrase of the day

Theres a lot of new phrases being pawned off as cool, but theres only 3 people in this world who can tell you the truth on phrases; Me, Will Smith in the mid 90's, and David Spade. This phrase takes the place of words like awesome or the bomb, its the phrase "Bananas". Its been around for a few years but its about to blow up. For example the other day my buddy and I were talking and he told me about his vegas trip. After he finished his story I stared at him for about 4 seconds and said, "Thats Ba-nanas Dude!" next thing you know crowd of hoes circled around me and I started breakdancing while they all chanted bananas. The saying is way better than awesome, or thats sick. Trust me dude its Bananas!

-Nick Hall

Quick thoughts by: Nick Hall

You know you have made it when you have a hammock on your property. Nothing says you're a Baller like a good sturdy hammock, and not that $14.99 one that you tie between 2 trees.

-Nick Hall

Throw Back Thursday

about a month back we discussed the topic of Starter Jackets, it was a huge hit. This throwback Thursday we're bringing back a similar but way more versatile trend that was the 1990's. wearing Pro Jerseys to school. If you went in my closet when I was 12 you saw an all star cast of jerseys. I had one for every occasion, The black bulls Jordan jersey for formal dinners, the white cowboys Michael Irvin for birthday parties, and even my Royals Bo Jackson in case some broad wanted me to go jump on her trampoline and makeout after. I know all you guys used to rock jerseys back in the day and some girls did too, but they were the scary ones who wore the oakland raiders jerseys with too much lipstick for a 7th grader and huge hoop earings.

What jersey or jerseys did you rock? (comment below)

-Nick Hall

Easiest Jobs

Im not the worlds most qualified person for many jobs, but I realized the other day that there are some very easy jobs out there. Were talking about things a rock could probably be good at.

- At the grocery store or Wal-Mart, they have someone who checks your receipt. This is the third most easy job in the world. This man is usually 92 years old and has glasses thicker than my front door. 9 out of 10 times he just nods his head and says thanks for coming. I could steal half of walmart if this was the only man who I had to get passed, The only way you could mess this gig up would be if you were blind and and all the robbers were really good at tip toeing.
- Worlds second most easy job is the construction worker who holds up the SLOW sign. This person is actually doing a worse job than a metal sign stand would be doing. For some reason too, its always a short chubby spanish man who's eating his lunch with his left hand while struggling to hold the sign up with his right. The only way to be bad at this job is to fall asleep on site, or forget your SLOW sign at home.
- And now the worlds most easy job is . . . whatever the heck Vanna White does. Yea shes a dime piece and is like 48 years old, but think about what she does. Her work day is 27 minutes long. She paces back and forth touching a white box when it lights up. You dont even have to know how to read, just be able to see bright objects and youre golden. This trick makes millions and millions of dollars for touching boxes. I touch boxes on the reg and never see a nickel.

YouTube Tuesday

Give this video a chance, you will hate this guy for the first 45 seconds, but then he heats up and you'll start to love em.

Just another one of our yummy traditions. If you have any funny videos to send us, please email them to Yummybro@gmail.com

-Video sent in by: Mark Murray

Lake Dawsons - Pose of the month (Cell Phone Fake Out)

Lake Dawsons pose this month is called the cell phone fake out, its used mainly by cool people in awkward settings. This picture above is a perfect example of how to handle those unwanted or uncool relatives during the holiday. You simply pull out your phone and just play with it to make it look like you're texting someone. You can also put it up to your ear and simulate like you are making a phone call to buy yourself that much needed quiet time.
This move can also be used when waiting for a buddy in a public area. Lets say you see a couple hotties walk by, so instead of just standing there looking like a creeper you pull out your cell phone and just goof around with it. Why? cause it makes you look a hell of a lot more important, thats why.

-Nick Hall

Nick Halls - Jam you should download

Pitbull - I know you want me (calle ocho)

Link to video

Big Gulp Award Winner

This weeks Big Gulp award goes to my boy Kyle Drabek (The Woodlands, TX). Kyle is son of 1990 cy young winner Doug Drabek. Kyle is a pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies class high-A minor league team in clearwater, FL. Drabek is currently leading the entire Florida State league in strikeouts. On friday Kyle threw a complete game shutout, allowing only 5 hits and striking out 7. Thats not the only reason Drabek won this weeks award. Early sunday morning the Phillies decided to call up dat dude to Double-A where he will make his first start later on this week. ohhh you nasty kid!

Viewer Write-In (No.5)

Spanish Channel Honeydips

Joe Hofmann here again, and I want to talk about another interesting and important topic in todays society: The spanish channel honeys. Like the average male, I flip through the channels from start to finish roughly 10 times a day, and I would say about at half the time I am stopping on channel 13 or 17 to stare a beautiful, barely clothed latin princess.
Here's what usually happens, I end up watching two or three minutes of dialogue in a langauge I dont know, but its always worth it. These girls are spicy and not afraid to show a lil somethin somethin. Its a lot less embarrasing getting caught watching this instead of softcore porn on TBS where they edit out the good stuff anyways. Its foolproof too, because if your lady friend catches you watching the Spanish channel, just say you are trying to save money learning Spanish instead of dropping $395 bucks on a Rosetta Stone CD-ROM that in 4 days would be a coaster for your drink.

- Joe Hofmann