Do's and Don'ts - Female Version

Since a female won the Fan of the Week, Im gonna do a little Do's and Dont's for the girls coming from a mans point of view, and oh yea, Im a man alright

Do- Watch your TV Shows, just not during college football on Saturday or NFL on Sunday and Monday, better yet just tivo your shows and watch them when we're at Bdubs doin man stuff like chuggin pop, eating wings, and Hi-fiving

Do- Enjoy time with your friends. No one likes a girl who wants to spend every minute of every hour of every day with them. Our wallets dont even hangout with us that much.

Don't- Tell us how tired you are everyday. One, we don't care. And two, still don't care.

Don't- Wear giant hoop earrings, unless youre queen latifah in 1994, otherwise leave those big ass things at home.

Don't- Reply to a text with just the letter "k", go the extra mile and type in "ok" It will save me from getting mad and you from a karate chop to the neck, just kidding I only karate chop in life threatening situations.

-Nick Hall

T.Y.B. Fan of the Week - Samantha Cunningham

Thats Yummy Bro would like to give this weeks Fan of the Week to Samantha Cunningham. First ever female to win the award. Shes like TYB's very own Susan B. Anthony.

Hometown - Orlando, FL

Hobbies: Not using her turn signal, The Beach, and Cooking with her easy bake oven,

Fun Fact: Was cut from the Junior Varsity golf team as a senior because she accidently drove her cart into the forest, on top of that she was a 67 handicap

Why she won: Samantha emailed Yummybro.com to over 25 of her friends and has sent in numerous videos for YouTube Tuesday

Double Barrel YouTube Tuesday

This man might actually be the coolest person in the world, if no one was allowed to talk. His move at the 1:40 mark isnt all the cool though, because I do it every morning when I get dressed. So stop peaking in my windows for new material Jet Li or whoever you are. Other than that though its a pretty cool video. Sent in by Chris Leggee

This is just because David Spade is great, Architect bit is classic. So is the Heroin

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Actual Quote

"I think I will pass on playing board games, Im gonna play Mafia Wars on my facebook"

-a 62 year old woman

Mailbag with Doctor Hall

I stated in an earlier post that if anyone ever had a question about life, sports, love, food, school, picking your nose or whatever you can email it to us at Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall will answer it with style, class, and fortitude. Just kidding, I dont even know what fortitude is, but I will use style and class.

"Hey Doc, There's this girl I really like but she is always busy when I tell her we should hang out. Whats the deal?"
- Brian

Good question Brian, Heres my thoughts. A) she has a penis and is afraid to hang out with you. Just kidding thats highly unlikely unless shes from Oregon. B) You're her backup man, she has a guy she really likes, but shes hanging onto you in case that falls through. And C) Girls aren't usually that cool. Only like 8 percent of them are fun to hang out with, so drop that trick and find someone who wants to hop on the Brian train and be the caboose. All are possible, but its probably A, Good luck!
-Doc Hall

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes to none other than the iPhone. On Friday Apple made downloadable software so that the iPhone could finally send and receive pictures. I think my old nokia in '99 that had snake on it could send pictures. Well the last horse has finally crossed the finish line to get picture messaging, but how sweet it is. Now when people text me stuff like "Yo Hall Trane, Im at sonic" I can say "Prove it with a picture message homo"

Photo of the day - Partyin Hard Bitches

Here lies one of my top 3 favorite pictures of all-time. This is my buddy Colin Grant tailgating at a football game. By tailgating I mean he's absolutely hammered laying in a pile of trash outside a football stadium while his buddies pour their beer on him. I have heard him described this picture a few times as "Partyin hard bitches", Im not making this up either, thats honestly what he calls it. There is so much more that goes into this picture, so here is a little background on our boy.

- Drives a green 1997 Ford Escort that he refers to as the "Green Dragon"
- Has been mistaken for a lesbian on two occasions
- Always kidding that he lifts 24-7 (which is why his facebook status is dynamite)
- He's a prude
- Worked at abercrombie and got promoted based on his folding skills

Dynamite Facebook Status'

Colin Grant - It's bicep day...won't be home till real late

Big Gulp Update

Two months ago Mike Sullivan had 3 friends(2 were relatives) and he was drinking his pop out of a shot glass. Now this kid is sponsored by Puma and can take down 64 ounces during a commercial break. I want you all to take a good long hard look at this guy, you may learn a thing or two. T.Y.B will post any pictures of you rocking Big Gulps, just send em to yummybro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Update

Even if you hold your Big Gulp real fruity like Bobby Stone does in this picture, Yummy Bro will still post that biznitch for the world to see. The grip however is not very important, but your thirst is. Thats a job well done playa playa.

Actual Quote

"I hope there is gonna be some hot chicks in my online class"

-Billy Petrick

Whats up, Whats up, Whats up

Bored at work? Well Steve Butabi and Yummy Bro challenge you to the Color Test

Click Link - COLOR TEST

Photo of the day

This is a classic photoshop'd picture I found on the net thanks to Bobby Bardwell. Kanye gets less cooler by the minute.

Small print says: "Atlanta, Im proud of you and Im gonna let you finish raining, but New Orleans had one of the greatest floods of all time"

- Nick Hall

Throwback Thursday - Physical Fitness Tests

Its Thursday, so T.Y.B. is taking you back to your childhood, today its the Junior High Physical Fitness Test. This friggin thing was supposed to measure your fitness against the national average for kids all across the country in your age bracket. There were 5 events, the mile run, pull-ups, sit-ups in a minute, the shuttle run, and the sit-n-reach.

The Mile Run, This was quite possibly the most dreaded school day for three types of people; The 12 year old skateboarders, who had bowl haircuts and skipped class to smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. The fat kids who brought 2 sack lunches, and Me.

Sit-ups, These were my jam, I always had some hot honeydip holding my feet, so I usually turned it up a notch to reel in a high score, I got 58 sit-ups in a minute one year, youre probably wondering, "is that even good?" I dont know, maybe you should ask the wall of records with my name on it.

Pull-ups, This test was for girls in gymnastics and boys who already had chest hair. I was neither, just a normal sized 12 year old with embarrassing upperbody strength. I usually just grabbed the bar and hung there for like 10 seconds. I couldn't do a pull-up, I could barely get back on the raft when we would go tubing.

Shuttle run, Dumbest test ever. You ran 9 feet picked up a blackboard eraser, ran 9 feet back and dropped it off, then went and got the other one. A good time was like 7 seconds, people ride bulls for longer than that. The only thing that crappy drill tested was who had a better spin move, and ladies if you've seen me dance we all know I spin like a roulette wheel.

Sit-n-reach, Everyone always cheated on this one and lunged forward because the loser who was supposed to be holding down your knees was too busy digging for gold in his nose. Like anyone gives two hoots if they can reach farther than the average kid. Just mark it down as whatever so we can change into our real clothes.

- Nick Hall

NEW! Throwback Thursday Jam

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - Crossroads

See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads, so you wont be lonely, Im gonna miss everybody, and Im gonna miss every lotty

Why Jimmy Fallon is the Shiz

Here is a video from last nights Jimmy Fallon where he takes Chris Paul the NBA's best Point guard as his teammate in a Dodgeball game versus SNL actor Seth Meyers and his brother in the middle of an NBC lobby. (Sidenote) I am 37-2 all-time in Dodgeball. (double sidenote) I had Mono when I lost those 2 games.

Best part of the video is fallon hiding by the trash can when hes about to get hit

B-Dubs to the Rescue

Last Thursday I was at Bdubs dominating some wings and I came across this little 6 inch table sign. After reading it, I think it is pretty safe to say we can all sleep good at night again. Why you ask? Because Buffalo Wild Wings has single handedly won the fight against Childhood hunger. They are going to donate 50 cents from every flatbread pizza purchase to help end childhood hunger. It doesnt stop there folks, nope not even close. This incredible deal will be going on from Sept. 20th all the way until Sept 26th. Jewish kids get 8 crazy nights but hungry homeless ones get 6, that seems fair.

I visit this place frequently cause there boneless wings are Laaaa-git, and never in all my visits has anyone with me or around me ordeded a flatbread pizza. Sooooo, let me get this straight, I dont have my calculator in front of me, but if my math is correct these tards at Bdubs are going to try and end childhood hunger with about four dollars and fifty cents of donations. Nice Try BDubs, that wouldnt feed a homeless midget for a full day. Oh and another thing, stop calling yourself B.W.3's, Youre not fooling anyone, I know theres only two W's.

- Nick Hall

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Beyonce - Sweet Dreams

Heard this jam in my car on the way to Chicago and absolutely hated it, then I heard this jam in my car on the way back from Chicago and almost hit a guardrail cause I was dancin so much. It gets the NH 2 thumbs up.

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Gabe Tippy

This is a brand new feature on Yummy Bro. Its a weekly dedication to the fans, along with giving you a little background on who they are as people. It will be given out every Wednesday from here on out.

The First Ever T.Y.B. Fan of the week is . . . . Gabe Tippy

Hometown: West Frankfort, IL

Hobbies: Buffalo nickels, Fantasy Football, and running up his tab at local taverns

Fun Fact: Has doubles of Dawsons Creek on DVD (just in case the first one gets scratched)

Why he won: Several comments posted, added numerous people to the Yummy Bro facebook fan page, needed a pick me up because he lost his job at Dollar Tree

YouTube Tuesday

This video will try and trick you, Do your best to stay focused and try and count correctly. I had a lot of fun with it.


Video sent in by Ethan Hall, Send us videos at YummyBro@gmail.com

Whats really good

Im here to tell you whats the best thing on the menu at a few fast food places, basically Im about to blow your mind and tell you whats really good.

Wendys - No. 6 Spicy Chicken Combo, Possibly the best sandwich you can get through a drive-thru window. If you've never had one of these, or dont think it's the real deal, then you're clearly have no concept of whats really good.

McDonalds - Tossup, Chicken Selects are on another level, and so is the Double Cheeseburger on the dollar menu. Both of these menu items are buck wild.

Sonic - Any drink, there ice is simply unreal. Everytime I take a sip from my Route 44, I feel like it was made by an angel. A real angel not the Spanish girl delivering it on rollerskates.

to be continued. . .

- Nick Hall

Big Gulp Award

This weeks big gulp award goes to Tivo. I have Comcast DVR but I think Tivo sounds way cooler so I always just say I have that. This invention is off the meat rack, I can pause the football game, go get some grub and come back and watch the whole game with no commercials. Also great to record shiz when youre not at home.

p.s. I dominate Jeopardy

Photo of the day

If click on the picture and read the underlying headline it reads:

Washington Post - Virginia's tailback Marquis Weeks caps off his 100 yd kickoff return for a touchdown. "That was just instinct, Kind of like running from the cops" -Said the senior running back

Little YouTube video for your pleasure

Takes about 25 seconds to get going, but the heard lyrics are pretty funny



Video sent in by Samantha Cunningham & John Frappier, Send us videos at YummyBro@gmail.com

Tall isnt always fun

At 6'5'' I would say I am a fairly tall man, and a lot of people dont realize it but being tall can be pretty tough at times, sure Im butter at grabbing stuff off the top shelf, fixing light bulbs, and changing speeds on the cieling fan, but behind all the glamore is a lot of agony that comes with the territory.

- Showers, Most people get hit in the face with the water like on those Irish Spring commercials, not tall people. We get hit in the chest, only beneficially when getting the soapy suds off the armpits.

- Airplanes, Im almost always stuck behind some 4 foot arab grandma who wants to be parallel to the ground so she moves her seat all the way back. So now her friggin head is almost in my lap and my legs are stuck for the next 2 hours

- Pants, I spent half my junior high years looking like Forrest gump because GAP wasnt doing there job. Its tough to find the right length. Luckily now I rock Ralph Lauren and that chick or dude, whoever Ralph Lauren is knows how to make a pant leg work.

- Hide and go seek, You could always find me under a bed or behind some drapes, while all the cool kids were hiding in cabinets and in the dryer. Needless to say I was "IT" a bunch cause they always found me first. Sucks too, cause I pride myself on being a Laaaa-git hider, but there was nowhere for this lucious 77 inches to go.

- Nick Hall

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Kellie Pickler - Red high heels

Yea its about 2 years old, but this jam is still as fresh as a daisy.

Throwback Thursday - Christmas Morning

Its Thursday so you know what that means, time to turn back the clock to a time in our childhood. Todays its opening presents on Christmas morning when you were little. Every family has there own traditions which is totally cool, unless your families tradition is the one where you open all your presents on Christmas eve, thats not how you play the game. You only get to open one present on the Eve and it has to be a small one, if you dont like it, move to the Middle East or change religions, cause Saint Nick doesnt scoot down a chimney for haters.

If you were anything like me, meaning you were a baller/shot caller then you spent your whole fall searching your house for hiding spots that your trick ass mom* could of used to hide your gifts. The anticipation you have a few seconds before running down the stairs cant be matched by anything, unless you go to B-Dubs every Thursday for boneless wings.

Before the presents were opened I was always doin serious gift research, counting up my sister and brothers boxes making sure I didnt get hosed on gifts. Stockings were always that nice little cherry on top. You were so engulfed in gifts sometimes you forgot about that big ass sock on the fireplace filled with tasty shiz. If anyone ever actually got coal in there stocking, well, I guess that just means you're the worst human being on the planet. Cause we all know your parents fill those things, so yea, you better get your ass ready for boarding school next semester.

*Just goofin mom, I love you

-Nick Hall

Photo of the day - Jeopardy

I was watching Jeopardy yesterday and thank god I spent the extra dough for a tivo box. As soon as I saw this man I hit the pause button, grabbed a camera, and took his mugshot. My initial thought that came to me was when did Hitler and Jon Lovitz have a child?
As the show progressed I came to learn that this guys name is Jerome. So not only does guy have the best overall look on a Jeopardy set in the past 10 years, he has the name of a six foot nine, 250 pound black NBA power forward.

- Nick Hall

(Click picture to enlarge)

Actual Quote

"If you want to live a happy life, then never make a hot chick your wife, Real talk"

- Mark B

YouTube Tuesday

This kid is on another level. Ive watched this wife swap video 11 times and it keeps getting better. This kids got it all; He has a dumb and dumber bowl haircut, a terrific southern accent, and a blue suitcase that is only big enough for one T-shirt. He is clearly the man of the house and when this boy doesnt get his bacon you better watch out, cause apparently he is sick of making deals.


Video sent in by Chris Leggee, Send us videos at YummyBro@gmail.com

Brutal Facebook Status'

Ricky Meinhold - just drank some moutain dew...so good!

Breaking News, Sorta

Foxnews Reports:
- A Long Beach, CA mother who drove her teenage son and his friends to a gang fight with a rival gang has been convicted of second-degree murder. According to the Los Angeles County Superior Court jury who returned the verdict against 31-year-old Eva Daley.
Her 17-year-old son, Heriberto Garcia, was charged as an adult and convicted of second-degree murder for the June 2007 stabbing of 13-year-old Jose Cano.

Im no math teacher here, but i did take Algebra a few times. If the moms 31 and her son is 17, That means she was clearly doing the no pants dance back in 7th grade, roughly the same time I was still eating my crayons. Im not from Long Beach but Moms shouldnt drive there sons to rival gang fights even if the other kid started it.

-Nick Hall

Big Gulp Award

This weeks big gulp award goes to Daniel "DJ Nasty" Jewett for being inducted into the West Frankfort High School Hall of Fame. I know a lot of you are probably wondering where West Frankfort, Illinois is, but all you need to know is its in Southern Illinois and they have a Sonic, nuff said.

3,655 passing yards (school record; 2nd in southern IL history)
5,080 total yards (school record)
59 total touchdowns, 29 Passing (school record)
1,425 rushing yards
4A First Team All-State by the IHSA in 2002.

Photo of the day

Funny homeless signs.


If I saw this sign I would probably chuckle, then throw my quarters as hard as I could at him.


If you ever see anyone and this cat doing lunch, then its probably community service for some type of parole violation

Yummy Bro Suggestions?

I am taking this Saturday to ask any and all "Thats Yummy Bro" fans to comment on this post, and list any possible suggestions they have for improvement of the site, or just if they have any cool new ideas for things I can add to make it better, Thanks.

(for example) Mark Beese has already asked for a Question & Answer section with Dr. Nick Hall, where viewers send in a question they have regarding girls, boys, or life and I answer it humorous and honestly. No Im not an actual doctor, I just know whats good and how to handle things in every situation.

Thanks and looking forward to your comments!

Where you been trick?

Some people will know this female as Lori Loughlin, while others for her character named Rebecca "aunt Becky" Donaldson on the hit show Full House. That point is mute, but whats not mute is, where the heck have you been these past 15 years? Me, Chris Saffa, and about two million other people are dying to know.
You were the glue that held that show together. I didn't watch 2 hours of T.G.I.F. to listen to the Olsen twins say "you got it dude" or watch Kimmy Gibler pop her head over a fence and say something downright retarded. I did it for you girl.
This broad is lucky I was only a baby when Full House was on the air, because I would of drove to L.A. and hung around the studio asking her out everyday as she walked on set. Just kidding, but seriously I probably would of bought an airplane banner and expressed my love for her at 3,000 feet.
Lori if you still need work, let me know. I will give you whats left in my savings account just to rock a Yummy Bro shirt around town.

Most famous Aunts in history:

Aunt Jemima
Aunt flow (when she comes into town once a month)
& Aunnnnnnnt Becky

Throwback Thursday - Sleepovers

Every Thursday we like to turn back the clock to our childhood and today that moment is sleepovers. There was nothing cooler back in the day then when you had a few buddies spend the night. Everyone knew the drill, You had to ask your mom if they could sleepover, then she always said it was cool as long as your buddies parents said so. Once both parents were down with the sleepover you usually busted out a small dance move or a risky business slid across the kitchen floor in your socks.

There were certain essentials to having quality sleep overs;
Essential 1, If you were under 13 you had to build a fort, using every peice of furniture. My forts looked like castles when I built them, and by morning it looked like hurricane catrina hit it cause everything had fallen down.

Essential numero two, raid the pantry and grab every Little Debbie item you can find, I love that trick, if shes on the label I'll eat that shiz.

Essential 3, Prank call a bowling alley and ask the guy working there if he has 15 pound balls, then when he says "yes" reply with "well, how the hell do you walk?" Did this bit steady during the 90's

Essential 4, Never be the first one asleep, makes you looks like a Reed. I always fell asleep first, but I had so much street cred so no one said a word about it. Also, never be the first one awake. I would always wake up early, peek around, notice everyone else was sleeping then lay around fake sleeping until someone else woke up, I would always play it cool, like I just woke up too.

-Nick Hall

Get off the road

I would say on average about once a week I have to swerve my car just to avoid hitting some boner who decided to ride his bike in the middle of my lane. Most bike riders should know, I dont play that game. What makes it even worse is when theres a sidewalk just a few feet to there right. Thats what a sidewalk is friggin for, its not so some 8 year old trick can draw with her colored chalk and play hopscotch on, its so I dont hit your bicycle with my Jeep Grand Cherokee doin 45 mph in a 40 zone bumpin Kellie Pickler Jams.
People always bike in groups too, oh thats real fun. I really want to watch my buddys poop shoot for 25 miles, oh and to top it off you get to wear a helmet and what looks to be a florescent wrestling uniform.

YouTube Tuesday

This video is so butter, I dont wanna say too much about it, but when he drives to his parents house and the last line he says in this video are both pure comedy.

Pose of the month - Hand Block

Here is a photo of my boy Lake Dawson showing us the Hand Blocker pose while texting. This move can be crucial in certain situations. It blocks all other people around you from reading your texts and throwing in there gay 2 cents on the matter. It has said that on occasion its been used to block the sun and make your screen easier to read but thats usually a lie and you just don't want someone lookin at your shiz.

This pose is best used when:
- Opening a picture message and you have no idea what it could be
- Texting sweet nothings
- Making fun of someone who is within 15 feet of you

Big Gulp Award

This weeks big gulp award goes to David Spade. For the simple fact he's flat out hilarious and that bowl cut and mustache he rocks in Benchwarmers is pure gold. Hes been in hit after hit after hit. I told myself I wasnt gonna even bring up Joe Dirt, a classic, but once again he got hosed on the academy award for the best actor in a movie . . . . ever.

Quick Thoughts By:Nick Hall

I just want to personally thank facebook, not for giving me something to do when I am on the internet but for helping me not look like an idiot when I see people for the first time in 5 years. Before facebook, I just said "hey mannnnnn, whats up?". I clearly didnt remember the persons name or anything else about him. But thanks to the book, now Im like "Oh whats up Steve Narish, I saw you went to Austrailia, that looked awesome, how you been?".

Facebook - keeping people in touch and not making me look like a reed since 2005

Men rule, Ladies drool

Proof That Men are way better of friends than woman.

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. So the next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man got up and called his wife's 10 closest friends. None of them said they knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. So the next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman got up and called her husband's 10 closest friends.

Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still asleep on the couch

Sept 2009 - Whats hot and Whats not

Im about to give you an inside look on what's hot and what's not for fall 2009. Knowing these trends should be able to land you a spot at the grown up table this Thanksgiving.

What's Hot:
iPhones - Shits hot, I've been rockin this gadget steady for about 6 months and it's not goin outta style anytime soon. Email on the reg, texting on the reg, internet on the reg, and playing jams on the reg.
Kellie Pickler - unless this broad shaves her head or gains a quick 35 eating Ben & Jerrys, she's gonna be hot all fall and clearly carry that over to the winter months.
Tailgating - Its September which means college football is here. So wipe the dust off your grills, motor homes, and jockstraps.

Whats Not:
Dippin Dots - Ice cream of the future, doubt it. You've been around for over a decade and your ice cream still sucks donkey. Who wants to eat a bunch of flavored hail in a bowl? Correct answer . . . no one.
Myspace - Everyone is on it, no one checks it, and as each day passes it becomes less and less cool. If some trick asked me if I was on myspace I would think she is A) Home-schooled or B) in a band. Side note, Home-schooled chicks and girls in bands are also not hot this fall.

Dynamite Facebook Status'

Luke Trayser - Bowled a 92 last night. Still got it!

Throwback Thursday

Every Thursday we like to bring back some childhood fun, so this week were talkin about ding dong ditching. Anything with the word dong in it usually means its funny. Whenever you and your gang of friends would get bored at someones house, one person would always throw out the same idea "Dudes, lets go ding dong ditch somebody". Everyone always got really excited and started hi-fiving each other and then I would bust out my helicopter break dance move and start spinning on my head, just kidding, but seriously that won me first place in the 4th grade talent show. Here were your basic ding dong ditching rules:

1. Pick someone in your neighborhood who you hated, had a crush on, or was arab
2. You can hide behind a bush, a tree, or parked car.
3. If youre fat or slow, watch from a distance, dont be the doorbell ringer unless you enjoy being grounded
4. Never ding dong ditch the same house in one year
5. Dont crap your pants when a 45 year old man answers the door, and just stands on his porch looking for you for 10 minutes

Computer is Down

Hopefully it will be up and running here shortly

YouTube Tuesdays

This video was sent in by huge yummy bro fan Jason Martin. This video is absolutely dynamite. Its some drugged out dude who uses a field for his dance floor. I dont know whats better about this video, the dude making up his moves as he goes, or the weird viking looking guy in the background who does a field goal kick about every 8 seconds. I suggest you watch this video twice. Once watching the main character and the second time focusing on that munson behind him.