This video seemed to be the fan favorite, It was sent in by 3 different people. Great video by Bud Light. Im personally a big fan of the boss.


Sent in by: Bryan Mitzel, Brett Doszak, and Ethan Lanting

John West Tuna commercial. This ones pretty good. I was unaware that bears did the shuffle, Ive been doing this move at bar fights for years. Getting em lookin one way and boom, hit em with the right.


Sent in by: Chase Porter & Cash

This commercial isnt so much as funny as it is awesome. I could watch this one over and over again, kinda like Braveheart.


Sent in by: Ugg Baker

TV Shiz

Get your tivo's ready, because tomorrow is the day we've all been waiting for, The Victoria Secret Fashion show. The show airs on Tuesday December 1st at 10 pm Eastern Time on CBS. Thats 8pm for you mountainous people in Wyoming. If you decide to watch you will be privileged to see some of the most beautiful malnourished women this world has to offer. Like my good buddy Casey once said, "anorexic girls are hot because they show dedication". I clearly dont like that theory but Caseys hilarious. This is the only place on earth where a girl can look incredibly hot while wearing peacock feathers on her elbow and wings the size of a damn dragon. I dont know much about dragons or fashion, but I do know that Victorias Secret is Laaaa-git.

Actual Quote

"Its too late to go out now, the nights almost over" (7:20pm)

- B.V.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Brooke Hogan

This is a new segment called "Hangin with Mr. Cooper" where if someone has a picture with a celebrity I will post it giving them some much needed recognition. Here we have my man Jim Lohmann and his broad at a wedding with non other than Brooke Hogan. Brooke is known for her below average acting skills, her brutal singing voice, and being the daughter of one of the coolest dudes on the planet Hulk Hogan. Correct me if Im wrong Jim, but Brooke looks like she is 6'3'' and plays for the Steelers. Shes a little bit more famous than my cousin who works at Jiffy Lube, but famous none the less. Send us in pics if you ever get a chance to snap a shot with a celeb.

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to my good buddy Brad Medchill. Brad walked out of his upscale apartment in downtown Houston Sunday afternoon to go get lunch at the fine establishment that is Chipolte only to find his truck had been put on cinder blocks and the wheels had been stolen. He parked on the roof of the parking garage for stress free parking not so some tards could take his wheels. I feel for my man Brad and hope this award cheers him up.

Brads awesome, his line to me was "well I guess someone needed those more than I did". Kids like this dont grow on trees. . . . apples do, but this kid doesn't!

Youtube Suggestions

Coming up this week for Youtube Tuesday is going to be the Funniest TV Commercials of All-Time. So please feel free to send in your favorite commercials to YummyBro@gmail.com and hopefully your video gets selected. Thanks so much

- Nick Hall

Big Gulp Update

Here you have 2 Crystal Lake South High Schoolers, Kara(left) and my cousin Ann(right obvi) showing off what they've learned in their 4 years. Kara is a cool chick, but why on earth would you go with the slurpee? (sidenote) This girl is awful at Scattegories I know this because I have played with her before and she only had like 4 answers on her sheet for the entire game. On the other hand there is a reason my cousin Ann scored a 30 on her ACT. Not because she copied off an asian, its because she always makes good choices. Just take a look at her 44 ounce bucket of heaven. Good work Ann, your last names not Hall but everyone cant be perfect. I dont have my figures in front of me but Kara probably got a 9 on her ACT.

Send us in your Big Gulp pics to YummyBro@gmail.com

In honor of Thanksgiving - Kiddie Table

As of January 10th 2009, I turned 25 years old. Every Thanksgiving since I can remember they have decided to put me at the table in the corner of the dining room that faces the wall. This table is about two feet tall, and has roughly 4 fisher price neon yellow chairs that are made out of plastic. I am always stuck there with my cousins who are all under 10 and still eat with there hands. In my family we refer to this crappy ass seating arrangement as the "kiddie table".

What I wanna know is, when on gods green earth do I get promoted to the big person table? Ive put in my time and I am 6'5'' and dance like Usher, You'd think thats gotta carry some serious weight in terms of family street cred, but I guess not. I honestly believe I will be at that table til I die or get stricken with a serious disease and then and only then my mom park my wheelchair at the big persons table so she can spoon feed me applesauce.

-Nick Hall

Fun Facts, By Nick Hall

What does the phrase "Knock on wood" Actually mean?

Everyone has heard this term, usually said after you have stepped over your boundary or pressed your luck to keep it going. This phrased originated in England and with the association that wood and trees had good spirits in mythology and usually used in the Christian cross. It used to be considered good luck to tap trees and let the wood spirits know you were there.

example:
"Im an awesome driver, I've never been in an accident." You better knock on wood, or you're gonna get in a fender bender fool

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Everyone here at Yummy Bro(me) wants to wish you and your families a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope its a day of the 5 F's; Family, Football, Food, Fighting, and Freeze Pops. I think this is an appropriate time to make a list of things I am thankful for. If you want to comment and list some nonsense you're thankful for this holiday season, go right on ahead.

I am thankful for:
- Big Gulps
- Low Gas Prices
- Bank of America
- The iPhone
- Lady Gaga's songs
- San Diego Padres
- The button flap in your boxers to pee out of
and
- My car door unlocker keychain that gets serious distance

Mailbag with Doctor Hall

If anyone ever has a question about life, sports, love, food, school or whatever, you can email it to Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall will answer it with style, class, and fortitude. Just kidding, I dont even know what fortitude is, but I will use style and class.

"Hey Doc, I am pretty lonely cause I live by myself. Should I get a cat?" - Ryan D.

Great question, No

Thank you for your time, let me know if you have any other questions.

Sincerely,
Dr. Hall

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

The fifth pocket on jeans is what I like to consider one of God's finest creations, right behind the Grand Canyon. Not only is this small pocket off the charts, its also severely underrated and unused by most people.

Levi Strauss claims to have invented it, but I still think it was made by the Algonquin indians in the late 1300's. They used to wear Buffalo skin cargo shorts and insert a fifth pocket. They could store up to 2 arrowheads in it.

I hope this post makes you more aware of this pocket and allows you to be sneaky and able to carry more stuff at the same time.

Pocket Best used for:
- Chapstick
- Last resort twenty, if you're at a casino
- Hold change so it doesnt jingle
- To put notes in from a hottie in grade school so your friends cant find em

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Chris Tully

This weeks award for T.Y.B. Fan of the week goes out to Captain Body Shot aka Sargent Sleeperhold aka Mr. Kinda look like Jared from Subway, but I know him best as. . . . . . . . . . Chris Tully

Hometown: Minneapolis, MN

College: Clemson University

Hobbies - Visiting people he doesnt know in prison, playing world of warcraft in his underwear, and mapquesting different routes to his Grandma's house

Fun Fact - Was laid off 7 times since November 1st.

Why he won - Chris is a buddy Ive known for a few years. Loves Yummy Bro and spreads the website to everyone he knows. Chris spends a good portion of his morning on T.Y.B. He someday aspires to post a big gulp picture on the site, cause he has claimed for years that he takes big gulps to the next level.

YouTube Tuesday

This video has been around the web for awhile, if you're one of those people who love the Planet Earth DVDs like myself then you will enjoy this African Safari video. A pride of lions are laying low to attack a Water Buffalo by a river, then as they capture it in the water a crocodile sneaks over to attack the Buffalo as well. Just a neat video about wildlife. If youre in one of those stupid groups like PETA, where they get mad if you swat a mosquito or just dont have 9 minutes to spare, then go on to the next video.



Sent in by: Nick

YouTube Tuesday

Here is the video that made me stop thinking Timberlake was a tool and that he actually had some good comedic sense. This was a top 5 all-time skit on SNL. Its already a classic scene when Samberg is rapping while sitting on a basketball hoop, but at the 1:21 scene where he is still sitting on it and Timberlake is hanging from the rim is absolute gold. Send us in your funny videos to YummyBro@gmail.com



Sent in by: Luc

Yummy Bro Awareness Day!!!

Its November 23rd, you know what that means . . . National Yummy Bro Awareness Day! We are looking to spread the awareness of T.Y.B. We're hoping to reach 1,000 fans on the facebook fanpage by days end and in order to do that we ask EVERYONE today follow these simple steps. (sidenote) Whoever brings in the most fans will receive an autographed Michael Jordan photo, but the signature will be forged by me.

1. - Go to the Yummy Bro Facebook Fanpage

2. - Underneath the Profile Picture, "Click" the "Suggest to friends" button

3. - Select all of your friends who would want to become a fan and help spread awareness, when you're finished click "Send Invitations"

4. - Sit down and enjoy a bowl of your favorite cereal

Other ways to help out
- Make your FACEBOOK STATUS the Yummy Bro URL of http://www.yummybro.com/
- Email the site to your friends

Spreading the news

Im here to fill all you fools in on something thats sweeping the nation, and no its not Swine Flu. My boy Chris filled me in on this little secret a few months back and now its my turn to share. Im talking about the internet browsing sensation that is Google Chrome.

12 years ago AOL and Netscape had the market cornered and was the only way to surf the internet. Then came Internet explorer which was closely followed by Mozilla Firefox. Those two browsers give you more viruses than Amy Winehouse. I jumped on my buddy's computer the other day and I saw he was using Internet Explorer, I immediately got up and used some Purell hand sanitizer, cause I dont touch that shiz. Google Chrome is lightning quick and looks fresher that a farmers produce. I would recommend this even to my grandma if words per minute wasn't 4.

I enjoy it so much I went to the DMV on Saturday and got a new license plate that reads GOOGLECHRME21, Its a few too many characters, but I went grade school with the guy that works there, so I slipped him 3 singles and a wink and that got the job done.

- Nick Hall

Big Gulp Award - Pilgrims

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to The Pilgrims. Without those bucket hat bastards we'd be eating a number 6 from Wendy's this Thursday instead of a huge Thanksgiving day feast. Those dudes hooked up with the indians to give us a few extra days off of school, work and a chance to eat stuffing. I've never put a buckle on one of my black hats, but those guys did . . . . and damn it I respect that.

- Nick Hall

Big Gulp Update

Wanna be a baller and get your face on Yummy Bro? Take a picture of you holding a Big Gulp and send it in to YummyBro@gmail.com, Doesnt matter if you're ugly or not, because I have photoshop and I will adjust the contrast.

- Nick Hall

Joke of the day!

What is the last thing a redneck usually says before he dies?

(click comments below to see the answer)

Fun Facts, By Nick Hall

What does "Like a bat out of hell mean"?

We all know it means when someone is driving too fast or doing something at an incredible rate but the term 'like a bat out of hell' has been said to be associated with witches, and therefore thought to originate when they would leave the bowels of hell they had to fly fast and in panic if they wanted to get out of hell

Example:
You see Usain Bolt run the 100? Dude was running like a Jamaican bat outta hell

Photo of the day - Orange Heaven

I roadtripped it 18 hours straight from Houston to Chicago on Wednesday and after all of that time in the car, I came to one conclusion. That this little orange piece of metal to my left, is the single most exhilarating sign on earth. Im a pretty slow driver to begin with, so whenever I see a 45 mph construction speed limit thats strictly enforced, I hold my breath for the moment I see this glorious orange sign so I can kick it back up to doing my usual 68 in a 65. I live life in the fast lane, literally.

Throwback Thursday - NES

It's Thursday, so turn the clocks back to when you were little and let's get this party started right. I wanna talk about the Mecca of gaming, what I like to call . . . . original nintendo.

The normal controllers were off the charts, with just the A and B buttons. When you needed to do something and the A button didn't work then you knew it was clearly B. If you were spoiled at age 8 or had some chest hair growing in then you had to have the turbo controller with the built in joystick, that thing was the size of a couch cushion and the A & B buttons were like Frisbees. Last but not least, The power glove! You'll have to google it, because it was so buck wild I'm legally not even allowed to talk about it.

After about four days of owning your Nintendo, you reached that point where it wouldn't start games properly. There were 2 methods one could use to remedy this problem; Option 1, the severe blowing into a cartridge method. This move drove the hoes wild but instantly made you light headed and gave you a sharp pain behind your cheeks. Then there was Option 2 , put the game about 95% of the way in and then slam the last 5% straight down so it bangs the nintendo. Not even Japanese scientists can figure out how or why this method works, but it does.

What made Nintendo so great was that every game was extremely plain yet unbelievably cool. Take Paperboy for example, bad ass game but all you did was put newspapers in retarded peoples mailboxes who were laying in the street trying to put their pants on. Remember RBI Baseball, awesome game but every player looked like Cartman from South Park. I still think most of those games were way ahead of their time. Gosh did I love that gaming system. Lets put it this way: In 1992, if my brother and Nintendo were both drowning and I could only save one of them, I would have been an only child. . . . an only child with unreal Tetris skills.

What were some of the games you used to play back in the day?

- Nick Hall

Throwback Jam

Ace of Base - I saw the sign

You brought a fifth grade broad to your house and put this cassette tape on, it was gonna lead to some serious note passing the next day in history

The Urinal Rules

As a man there are a few simple rules every male must follow in order to ensure proper urinal etiquette.

Rule 1) If every urinal is available then it becomes what I like to call "a peeing field day", usually you should pick the one that looks the cleanest or is closest to the door.

Rule 2) If all of the urinals are used up except the midget one, pretend to wash your hands until a normal one becomes available. You can go into a bathroom stall but then everyone in there thinks you're a loser who cant stand the spotlight of being on the big stage.

Rule 3) If there is a colored urinal cake you must aim directly at it, especially if its blue, Not sure why its just a fact.

Rule 4) Always stare straight ahead, looking down is allowed if you need to spit, which is kinda gross but yea it happens. If you accidently glance to either side of you and it will ruin your day, food wont taste the same and you will have nightmares for roughly the next 5 to 6 days.

Rule 5) If you are in a weird or dirty bathroom, such as a gas station in the middle of Arkansas, I suggest you flush with an elbow drop. Lets you practice self defense and keep your hands clean at the same time.

- Nick Hall

Actual Quote

"Just finished Chapter 11 in the new Harry Potter, the shits about to get real"

- Adam G.

Fan of the Week - John Allen

This weeks award for T.Y.B. Fan of the week goes out to my buddy since age 10 and Mister Law Student himself . . . . . . John Allen

Hometown: Crystal Lake, IL

College: University of Tennessee

Hobbies - Jumping over puddles, listening to Taylor Swift on his iPod with the volume turned down so no one else knows, and yelling out his price at the TV during price is right.

Fun Fact - Worked at Red Robin, but was fired after 3 days for making and drinking oreo milkshakes on company time. Also has an uncle who wears jean shorts and unbuttoned baseball jerseys to family parties.

Why he won - John is a good buddy who sent the website to numerous friends. He checks the site everyday and gives his feedback via phone calls and text messages.

YouTube Tuesday

This weekend I asked all of the Yummy Bro fans to email in a clip of their funniest movie scene of all time. I will still post one more scene if you want to email it in today. I had to bring my own noise with some Rod Farva action. "Liter is french for give me some F'n cola". No greater character in a movie then Farva in Super Troopers. Scene wouldnt transfer over to the website so please Click the link for the clip

((Super Troopers Scene))

Sent in by: Nick Hall

Joe Dirt to this day is still one of the most underated movies of all-time. If you ask a person if they like this movie and they answer no, I want you to immediately end the conversation, then delete that person from your contacts in your phone, egg their house, and email him a bunch of spam. David spade is the modern midas, because everything he touches turns to gold.



Sent in by: Daron Whitmore

One of Will Ferrell's funniest scenes as an actor. Can't forget Stiflers part either, I crack up every time when he tells the horse to shut up. God thats a good bit.



Sent in by: Daniel Jewett

Great scene from the movie The Hangover



Sent in by: Lucas Maatman

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

If junk and fast food became good for you and healthy became junk food, Would anyone still eat fruit and vegetables? Sorry for blowin your mind.

Photo of the day - Wheel of Fortune

During a heated battle of Apartment Wheel of Fortune, My roommate DJ Nasty thinks he has the answer before the rest of us and yells out "Shark Abortions" . . . an absolute instant classic!

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to Fantasy Football. I used to think it was only losers who played it, but once I got in a league I realized it really is off the charts fun. The only bad part about fantasy football is when your stupid friends try and tell you how good their team is and you could care less about their team but as a friend you have to nod and act interested anyway. But since were talking about fantasy football, my team really is awesome, I have Andre Johnson, LaDanian Tomlinson, Reggie Bush and Oh frick I just became that guy.

Funniest Scene

For this weeks Youtube Tuesday, I want to post the top 2 funniest movie scenes of all-time. So please send me in a youtube clip of your favorite scene in a movie to YummyBro@gmail.com and see if it makes the cut.

- Nick Hall

Top 3 - Gas Station Purchases

Everyone loves going in the gas station to waste time while their car fills up. Here is my Top 3 list of things to buy inside the convenience mart. If you disagree, well then you're probably a dork, but please still comment and let me know what you always buy at the Gas Station.

3. Beef Jerky - These are always way overpriced, its usually 5 bucks for a little bag, but I'll be damned if they're not tasty. I recommend the new slim jim tabasco flavor. If come December 25th theres not a single present under the tree but a few slim jims, I'll consider it a good Christmas.

2. Gardettos - Talk about fun in a bag. Its like a surprise party every time I pull my hand out, I mean did I get a big brown bagel chip or not? Those things are off the charts delicious and to this day I still have no clue what it actually is. You could say "Nick those are hardened poop chips" and I would still eat them on the reg, thats how good those biznitches are.

1. Big Gulp - Nothing says "I just dominated that gas station" like a 44 or 64 ounce Big Gulp full of pop. This is the main reason gas stations are still open today. I dont care if a place's gas is 60 cents higher than the one across the street if their Big Gulps are cheaper and they have good ice. I will drive to hell and back for some crushed ice.

Honorable Mentions - HoneyBuns, Crappy sunglasses, and Kit Kat Bars

Fun Facts, By Nick Hall

What does it mean when someone says "rule of thumb"?

Its the standard for something, Back in the old days of Europe they didn't always have measuring tools on hand, and it was said that roughly the width of your thumb was equal to an inch. So you could measure things using your thumb as somewhat of a ruler.

Example - Rule of thumb is you burn about 500 calories per mile when you crabwalk it. I did it last night, only took me 9 hours.

Photo of the day

The Man Chair . . . . . . Nuff said!

Throwback Thursday - Umbro Shorts

It's Thursday people, so turn back the clocks to your childhood because I want to talk about the phenomenon that was Umbro Shorts. I loved these shorts for many reasons, well mainly because they were weightless, I sometimes forgot I even had them on, it made me lightning quick on the jungle gym. No one ever played freeze tag with a kid in Umbros. That was common knowledge at Coventry Elementary anyway.

These shorts were so cool everyone was able to overlook the fact that they gave you a permanent wedgie. I spent roughly half my childhood picking at my butt, but damn did I look good in those bad boys. I never thought this fad was gonna come to an end, but it did and when it did I had to give my 79 pairs of shorts over to good will. Its safe to say half of the homeless are wearing Umbros now thanks to me.




There were all different types of Umbro shorts, but regardless of which style you chose there was always a few things you had to make sure of:

- The drawstring, it had to be tied in a knot, the same way you would tie your shoes, loop swoop and pullin on that biz. If your strings weren't tied you had no shot at getting picked early in kickball. I once forgot to tie my drawstring and somehow my chinese penpal caught wind of it, and to make a long story short lets just say I never got another letter from Yeng Fung Lin.
- Always and I mean always had to show off your whole knee and at least 3 inches of thigh. This was never a problem for myself, Ive been showing a little extra thigh since I learned to walk.
- Doesnt matter if you were a boy or girl in order to wear Umbros properly you had to have white socks pulled up to the mid-calf region.
- This next feature is optional, but if you really wanted to step your game up for the young tricks you could parlay your shorts with a nice pair of adidas samba shoes. That tongue flap drove girls buck wild.

- Nick Hall

Throwback Jam

Notorious BIG, Puff Daddy, and Mase - Mo Money, Mo Problems

This song was the business in the late 90's. I remember rolling up to high school with my older brother pumping this jam, cheerleaders were jumping on our car like the ground was lava. ((Music Video Link))

Awesome Phrase of the day

Tired of giving your lunch money to all the bully's? Looking for a new word to call hot chicks you happen to see? Well then I have just the surprise for you, its the new saying "Smokeshow". I started using this phrase in the spring and its already spread to each coast. I personally guarantee you will instantly become cooler just by using this saying, if you don't then you should just blame your parents because you were probably a huge tool to begin with.

I remember the first time I called a girl a smokeshow in public. June 17, 2009. Everyone at Best Buy was in awe and just stared at me with their jaws dropped, even the little indian kid who was playing PS3. To make a long story short I and spent the rest of the afternoon autographing receipts, foreheads, and James Bond DVDs.

Examples:

- Did you see the girl in Ugg Boots filling up at that Exxon? Yea dude, smokeshow!
- Smokeshow....smokeshow....smokeshow....smokeshow (watching the Victoria Secret fashion show)

Tim Handlon - T.Y.B. Fan of the Week

This weeks T.Y.B. fan of the week goes out to "The Bear" of Northwest Indiana . . . . . Tim Handlon

Hometown: Valpoaraiso, IN

College: Yale

Hobbies - Not tipping, Picking up Hitch-hikers, and making fun of gingers

Fun Fact - Accidently killed his imaginary friend at archery camp

Why he won - Tim has been a big fan of T.Y.B. for months. He frequently post Yummy Bro as his status on facebook and has spread the word like wild fire. I also gave him the award because Tim is in the Ivy league which means I am gonna need to borrow money down the road.

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Gorilla Zoe - I got it

Song is all around good, its got a beat that will make you pop up off the couch and start dancing in the middle of the family room

YouTube Tuesday

The best quality I could find. Dont try looking cause all the others dont work. This is old school Chris Farley at his best. No one does a hair toss like Farley. His flex at the 2:45 mark is an instant classic. Feel free to send us in your favorite youtube videos to YummyBro@gmail.com

Sent in by: Karl Baker

YouTube Tuesday

Here is a womens soccer player from the University of New Mexico who lets BYU know early and often that this trick plays for keeps. She is one of the scariest girls I have ever come across. If I saw this broad in a dark alley I would give her all my money while yelling "please dont hurt me". I've never met her but I think its safe to say this girl drinks a protein shake with every meal and owns a bowflex. Good god she's manly. Feel free to send us in your videos to YummyBro@gmail.com

Video sent in by: Brett Doszak & Chris Leggee

Pose of the month - Can opener

Here you have my buddy Blake showing off his perfect form on what we here at Thats Yummy Bro like to call the can opener dive. When jumping off a dock, diving board, and boat you always wanna be at your best. The Swan dive hasn't been cool since 1997, pencil dives are directly linked to depression, and no one has done a cannonball since . . . . well I did one a few weeks ago, but thats beside the point.

The can opener turns more heads than a doctor who gives physicals, minus the awkward coughing. There is several key ingredients to this move. You need to be in swimming apparel, keep one leg straight, and double arm wrap the other leg. Thats a lot to take in on the first day, just keep studying and it will come. If there happens to be a honeydip near the water and you want to get in those jeans feel free to yell out a "Geronimo" right before you jump. That should grab her attention and you a first date.

Common uses of The Can Opener
- Trying to make an average size splash
- Opening a can of soup
- Are a horrible diver and dont wanna embarrass yourself
- Jumping into above ground pools so you dont get injured (WARNING! butt may hit bottom)

Photo of the day

I took this picture after Brad and I read the sign then look at the lot and realized what was going on at this KFC in Houston. I'm no Ty Pennington but when I think remodel, I picture painting the cabinets or re-doing the floors, not bringing in the wrecking ball. There's not even a building standing, Thanks for the informative sign, but I'm pretty sure we all know you're closed.

(click picture to enlarge)

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to the reclining chair. Nothing satisfies a tired body or makes a game more enjoyable then a chair the lets the legs kick up. Ive never been to heaven or read many books about it, but I do know if I walk in and they have a bunch of reclining chairs then Im in the right place.

Big Gulp Update

My Neice Lily - Check
Solid pink pants - Check
Size 1/4 socks - Check
Awesome trick sippin on a Super Big Gulp at the ripe age of 9 months - Check
Really good parenting - Double Check

Big Gulp Update

Feel free to send us in your Big Gulp pictures to YummyBro@gmail.com. Here we have some girls bringing ultimate thirst quenching to the corporate world. If I was a business man and a salesman called me in for a meeting and was sipping on a BG, I dont care if they were selling me dip spit I would still buy it. Just because I know that if he likes 44 ounce pop he's clearly a man whos going places and I want to join.

Nov 2009 - Whats hot and Whats not

It's almost Thanksgiving and I can already smell the stuffing and native americans, so that can only mean one thing . . Its November! I am gonna fill you in on Whats hot and whats not for this month.

*WHATS HOT*

Propel - Is it water? Is it Gatorade? Who knows and who cares, all I can say is that crap tastes like heaven in a bottle, if it were single and liked going to B dubs I would marry it. All jokes aside, Kiwi Strawberry is the business.

Naps - Bored and cant figure out what to do for a few hours until dinner? take a nap. You just lay down and the next thing you know its no longer 4pm its now 6pm Boom! Its similar to a time travel machine, but you can only go forward and you wake up more tired then when you went to sleep.

Craigslist - Selling stuff you havent used in years for lots of money to people that live in your city. Just sold my old jockstrap for 135 bucks, Who knew someone else needed a XXXL

*WHATS NOT*

Morning Pee - There is nothing worse then waking up an having to pee really bad, youre torn, do I get up and pee or do I lay in bed and hope it goes away? If I get up and pee then then I wont be tired anymore, but if I lay in bed I will have stomach cramps. I usually hold it in, but then after 25 minutes of tossing and turning in the fetal position I get up and pee anyway,it can ruin your whole day.

Geico Commercials - We get it, cavemen dont like being made fun of. That commercial was really funny in the 1998 Super Bowl. Now theyve added the pile of money that plays music. Patrick Swayze could write better jokes. What? Too early?

Desserts - 9 times out of 10 people who order dessert didnt eat their whole meal to begin with, why should they be rewarded with dessert? Thats like giving the kid who finished 7th place a trophy just because he wants one. I treat this situation like boy scouts. Once you get your "clean the plate" badge, then you can try your hand at the "dessert badge".

- Nick Hall

Breaking News, Sorta

YummyBro.com Reports: Shannon is the first and only person that I know of, who has beaten the "Swine Flu" virus or as Doctors and educated people like myself call it, the "H1N1" virus. As a pre-med student for almost half of a semester I am still convinced this disease is made up. People just want to say they have it to sound cool to their friends, rather than just telling people they have the common cold.

Shannon decided to beat this disease the old fashioned way, with a lot of rest. You know you're dealing with a deadly virus when all that you need to do to beat it is lie down and watch The Price is Right while eating Saltine crackers for five straight days. Shannon's desire to live was just too strong, she never gave up and showed a lot of courage to beat this thing head on. Shannon and Lance Armstrong will be both be receiving lifetime achievement awards next week. It will air on Nickelodeon, right after Rugrats.

Throwback Thursday - Neighborhood games

Its Thursday people, so turn back the clocks to to early 90's cause I want to talk about neighborhood games. Not sure what you guys played way back when, but for us it was always Ghost in the graveyard and Street hockey. Im pretty sure it was an Illinois state law that you had to play each game at least once a week or you went straight to Juvie. Feel free to fill me in on what games you played in the old neighborhood in the comment box.

Ghost and the graveyard was for ballers only. I remember we would get the whole neighborhood involved in this game. (Rules): One person was the ghost, and while he hid, everyone else would stay at "base" and count before searching for the ghost. Whoever found the ghost yelled "ghost in the graveyard!" then everyone had to sprint to get back to base. Whoever got tagged first was the next ghost.
I wasn't very fast as a child, and on top of that I had the reflexes of an 85 yr old woman. It was safe to say I didn't tag too many people back then, I usually just hoped someone turned an ankle before getting back to base so I could finally stop being the ghost. If I was one of the seekers and the person who was the ghost happened to be hot, I would act like I couldn't find her even though she was clearly behind the bush to my right. This way she thought her hiding spot was awesome, and would want to hold hands later on.

If you were a kid and didn't play street hockey then you missed out on one of lifes greatest joys. What ever friend of yours had the flattest driveway, thats always where you would play. Everyone had that one loser friend in the group who was just flat out awful at skating. His blades would be barely buckled and his ankles were always bent in, and where most people hockey stopped or did a quick spin to turn around, he would make a huge U turn that took like 30 seconds just so he wouldn't fall. Nothing beat those face-offs, where bang your sticks together 3 times then go after the puck. I was notorious for not hitting on the third stick slap and just taking the puck to the house. The hockey balls were the best to play with, some kids used the pucks with metal balls that made it slide, but that shiz was way too scary for me. I was always that dude with the flourescent wheels on his rollerblades, so the hoes could easily spot me from the sidelines a.k.a. the grass.

- Nick Hall (topic by Jim Lohmann)

Throwback Jam

Montell Jordan - This is how we do it

requested by: Todd Babbington and Matt Lythberg - ((Link to the music video))

Airport Security

Im not sure how many of you out there are frequent flyers, but I usually hop on a plane about twice a year. Airports are pretty fun places though, especially if you like buying 11 dollar sandwiches and watching full grown men wheeling suitcases that couldn't hold more than 2 DVDs. Just pick it up dude you're embarrassing yourself and men everywhere.

Everytime I fly I have to show up roughly 7 hours before my flight just so the guy with the magic wand can rub my inner thigh and armpits with it. first off, if I was concealing something I wouldnt hide it on my thigh cause then I cant try and run up the wrong escalator or would I put something under my arm, because me and all the ladies know thats my old spice zone.

What also chaps my ass is those TSA fools make you take off your shoes at the security area. An because yours truly is always rockin sandals (William Wallace and the big guy upstairs rock em too) I now have to walk barefoot through the whole security area. I'm not Mr. Hygienic, but can I please leave my sandals on so I don't have to walk barefoot where 10,000 people from all over the world just walked. Theres gotta be some diseases in Asia I'm not immune too yet.

I feel sorry for you if you happen to be the "Random passenger check". They put you in a glass box, making you look like a 5 yr old in timeout. I may not be the smartest man in the world but everytime I see a person being "randomly" checked hes usually foreign, lets just take out the random part TSA, thanks. Some people may call that discrimination, I call it doing your job. If Americans were worldly known for doing terrorist attacks on Iraq and I happened to be in the Bahgdad airport, I could care less if they patted me down and wand'd my groin for 45 minutes, just to prove to them I wasnt a bad dude. Letting Iraq and all those sheet covered honeydips know that I'm here to party.

- Nick Hall

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Daron Whitmore

This weeks T.Y.B. fan of the week goes out to the man in the city of brotherly love . . . . Daron Whitmore

Hometown: Mountainhome, PA

College: North Hampton Community College (11 semesters)

Hobbies - Paying in Pennies, Aiming for the golf cart picking up balls at the driving range, and flicking boogers onto his carpet

Fun Fact - Sleeps in a football helmet and can't read.

Why he won - Daron is a big time TYB fan with comments on posts, the facebook fan page and even purchased a Tshirt via FedEx. Kids got passion running through his veins, not to mention he hates womens basketball.

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Jay-Z and Alicia Keys - Empire state of mind

This song is probably the best Ive ever heard from Jay-Z and I thought Alicia Keys had fallen off the earth but shes back and better than ever.

YouTube Tuesday

This video has been a classic since Youtube hit the scene back in 2005. Brian Collins a audio-visual student at Ball State University was asked to fill a spot for a night on the campus sports show. Needless to say he was brutal, I could of done a better job with a blind folded on and food in my mouth. I don't know what makes this clip funnier, watching him butcher almost every single line or his long dead-air pause at the 45 second mark.

Sent in by: 3 People

YouTube Tuesday

If you watch Jeopardy then you know who Ken Jennings is. This fool won 74 straight shows and just over 3 million bucks. But here the little man from Utah lets a wrong answer slip, best part is, I was thinking the exact same answer he spits out.


Sent in by: Cash

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

Dont get me wrong, Im a big Taylor Swift fan, I think everyone on earth enjoys her music. Some guys will act like their not fans, but when they're alone in the car with the windows rolled up, they pump her jams like its no ones business.

My question is this though, if Taylor ever lands a guy is she gonna stop writing songs and singing? Thats all that girl ever fricken sings about. She shouldnt have to stalk her nextdoor neighbor or some kid in her chemistry class. She's a cute, in shape, famous 19 year old(thanks wikipedia) with millions of dollars. I know 75 buddies who would date you on the drop of a hat. Not me though, I'm still holdin out for Kellie Pickler and that phat ass.

Hilarious post by Tyler Durden

wwtdd.com - The new trailer for the movie ‘Avatar’ is finally online. It looks amazing but I hope it doesn’t turn into some “no blood for oil” political nonsense. Can I just watch a GD movie please? Can Hollywood please stop lecturing me for 5 minutes? Besides, what’s so bad about blood for oil. I need oil. It runs all my stuff. And the people in the Middle East have tons of it but they’re being dicks about it. It’s not like they made it. Solar power or green power or whatever would be great but we don’t have it yet and I’m not gonna live like a raccoon washing my food in the river until we do. Luckily I have a plan to end the oil crisis once and for all:

Day 1: Kill them.
Day 2: Take the oil.

We can have this wrapped up by Monday.

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to none other than one of Crystal Lake's finest . . . . Trevor Rutkowski. To give you a little background info on this story. Trevor said T.Y.B.'s throwback Thursday inspired him on what he should wear for HALLoween. So Trevor decided to go with the old school WWF's Ultimate Warrior. Best part about the story is that he entered and later won a costume contest on Saturday night at the bar and collected himself a cool 375 dollars. Not only is Yummy Bro bringing people closer together but its also getting them some extra spending cash, I guess you could say TYB is kinda like craigslist.