This weeks big gulp award goes out to Kenny Powers. If you dont own or havent seen the Eastbound and Down series on HBO then you need too right now. Kenny powers is a washed up steriod using racist pitcher who drops some of the greatest quotes known to man. Here is just a few of his classic lines
"Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless"
"I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, but it turns out they're nothing compared to these fags you got in San Francisco"
"If theres one thing I hate its losing, if theres two things I hate its losing and cancer"

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Im fucking in, your fucking out!
"Hunny, I love ya but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead" - Kenny Powers
im about to fuck u up with some TRUTH!
There's one thing in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image, is your big tits.
-Kenny Powers
Fist Foot Way
Best move. Period. Double Stamp.
"Just doing a little rehab on the old shoulder, trying to get my fuck on, you know."
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