I was goofing before, this magazine is the only reason I can still read. I saw this puppy on the shelf and after seven years of never reading, I went from a kid who had trouble pronounce compound words to reading faster than John Travolta in Phenomenon. If I had $3.50 I probably would have bought it, but I just did the cheap ass move where you read it then put it back on the rack. Its not something I'm proud of, but then again neither is my bank account of 73 dollars.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Oh Dang Doo
On News stands now is the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Brooklyn Decker was lucky enough to land herself on the cover, I dont know for sure but Im assuming she must of beat out my girl Kellie Pickler by a hair. I personally think these types of magazines are filth, nothing but soft porn that deteriorates the mind. Anyone who reads this crap is going straight to hell Planet Awesome.
I was goofing before, this magazine is the only reason I can still read. I saw this puppy on the shelf and after seven years of never reading, I went from a kid who had trouble pronounce compound words to reading faster than John Travolta in Phenomenon. If I had $3.50 I probably would have bought it, but I just did the cheap ass move where you read it then put it back on the rack. Its not something I'm proud of, but then again neither is my bank account of 73 dollars.
I was goofing before, this magazine is the only reason I can still read. I saw this puppy on the shelf and after seven years of never reading, I went from a kid who had trouble pronounce compound words to reading faster than John Travolta in Phenomenon. If I had $3.50 I probably would have bought it, but I just did the cheap ass move where you read it then put it back on the rack. Its not something I'm proud of, but then again neither is my bank account of 73 dollars.
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My honey dip saw my copy on my coffee table last night and deflowered the pages even before I had a chance to open it up. Need I say more?
Ha Ha'ing at the read faster than John Travolta in Phenomenon.
Haha nice, dude did learn porteguese in like 20 minutes
"Not all of it.."
Nothing wrong with reading and replacing. That's my standard airport move. Hudson News won't get a dollar from me.
Maybe when you make it to the Show you can snag this broad from Andy Roddick. I give their relationship two years tops. By then you should be winning Cy Youngs.
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