Tip 1 - Brush your teeth while taking a dump. You're already in the bathroom and it can easily save you up to two minutes a day. I did some research and found out that 96% of all sinks are within arms reach of the toilet. That's not me telling you it's a good idea, that's math telling you.
Tip 2 - Eat while driving. I recently became ranked in the US top 100 for the worlds best knee drivers. I use this technique on a daily basis, mainly when I car dance or have food on my lap. People always say, Yo Hall Trane aren't you putting the other passengers at risk when you eat and drive? You bet your ass I am, but I will be damned if I let my sweet and sour sauce hit the floor mat.
Tip 3 - Dont wear underwear
Tip 4 - Abbreviate words, its fast, easy and effective.
(for example)
Ronnie: Whats your plans for the evening?
Kurt: I think I might P some F with the D, then C one out before I H the H.
Ronnie: Always fun playing a little fetch with the dog. Ohh great call on cranking one out before you hit the hay, I've been a little stressed lately, I think I might wack it too.
3 comments:
Haven't worn underwear since 10th grade. I'm always early. Even when I'm running late.
I stopped wearing them my sophmore year of college...it frees up a lot of space in your dresser.
u forgot the most crucial time saving bathroom tip... plan out ur flush so it all goes down at the exact time ur done peeing... this saves 6 seconds per piss which amounts to at least a year of ur life if my math is correct
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