Cant fight the truth

There is usually 2 main indicators that let you know you're at a good restaurant. These two things hold true at 97% of all eateries.

SIGN - If you pull up to lets say . . . . a Waffle House and one of the letters in the sign is burnt out, you can count on that meal being the bomb. One letter not lit up shows that they're are more concerned with their food then having a cool looking sign. Here is the kicker though, if you hit up a restaurant that has 2 letters burnt out I wouldnt advise you eat there. They're basically telling you management is slipping and nobody cares anymore. If the sign is completely lit up with no missing letters then its a shot in the dark, kinda like what Jessica Simpsons next pictures gonna look like, could go either way. It's not cool, these people are playing with people lives, and I dont tolerate that shiz.

WOBBLY TABLE - I cant remember if I have ever eaten a bad meal at a place where my table was uneven. Sure you may spill your pop a few times or knock over the ketchup on occasion, but thats a small price to pay for good quality food. I went to Bdubs a few weeks ago and the table was like a friggin waterbed. Next thing I know I was in a spicy garlic como and loving every minute of that brutal excuse for a table.