Girls and Tattoos

This is just my opinion, I am aware not everyone feels this way even though they should. Here is the general rule of thumb that goes along with girls and tattoos.

0 Tattoos - A girl who doesnt have any tattoos is ideal. It shows dedication to the body and guys like that. No bigger turnoff then when a guy sees you for the first and I mean by sees you he sees your huge Chinese symbol that represents Love and Triumph on your shoulder blade, save that crap for your diary.

1 Tattoo - Look, we never root for this but we do understand that you went to college for 4 years and have a made a few mistakes in your time on earth. So as long as your tattoo is not the size of a car or of a large animal, we can let one slide.

2 Tattoos - Youre starting to get a little carried away with body art and need to be stopped. No one wants to cuddle on a porch swing at age 80 with a broad whos skin looks like an old treasure map.

3 or more Tats - With three or more tats on the body it usually means the girl likes pain and carries a knife in her glove compartment. Beware of these tricks, they play for keeps.