One way to know you had a dork on your hands was to see who he was hanging out with. If he was the only guy at an all girls lunch table then odds were really good that he would turn gay by high school or the he was gonna go on to become captain of the glee club. I remember this one guy(I guess you could call him that) who was friends with all the girls in my junior high. When I first saw him I thought he was some kind of 6th grade pimp, then I met him and at that very moment I was 90 percent sure he had a vagina.
If you ever glanced at a kids wrist when you were young and you noticed a watch, that was perfectly normal. If on your glance you saw a watch that had a built-in calculator on it, dead giveaway the kid was a dork. We were doing addition and subtraction around that time and this kid was acting like he was about to solve the ozone layer problem on his wrist. The only reason anyone ever needed a calculator was to spell hello or boobless upside down. I did this all the time to impress Stephanie Weaver, it didnt always work, she was one tough cookie.
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Haha, calculator watch. This was definately the same kid that had a separate pouch in his Trapper Keeper for pens and pencils.
The double strap. If a kid strapped his backpack on using both shoulders odds were he was an uber dork....it became acceptable later on in life but in grade school and junior high it was unacceptable.
I actually have a friend who sports a calculator watch and is one of the funniest people I know....not sure where I stand on this
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