Vote for Drew Wohlberg

Drew Wohlberg is an artist and would like your help winning a web design contest, not sure what first place gets but if its a life supply of boneless wings or a date with Jessica Simpson from 2004 I want in.

The link Drew is trying to get votes for is http://101bestwebsites.com/url/www.drewwohlberg.com/  I should mention that to rank the site you need to select the plus sign on the right of the group of five plus signs next to the screen shot of my site.

Vote for him,
-Team Yummy Bro

Big Gulp'n It

Here is Mark Hode with your standard movie essentials; An american eagle button down and a blue jacket. I'm clearly kidding and you know Im referring to the movie Big Gulp and the bath tub full of popcorn in his left hand. Mark went with the straw in his pop which is not my style but a lot of cats are doing it these days.

Mark is the cousin of my real good buddy Scott Hode. Im bringing this up because in 2002 Scott was at the Univ. of Arkansas and opened my eyes to one of the greatest things this world has to offer . . .. Sonic drive-in. I visited him routinely for the next 4 years, he thought it was to hang out but actually I was craving extra an long cheese coney.

Fun Facts

What does the phrase "spitting image" actually mean?

We all know when someones says spitting image it means a real close replica of the original. But what it actually means is the reference to someone being so similar its like they're right there talking walking and spitting like someone else as if it were actually him.

Example:

Have you had the new Volcanic Burrito at Taco Bell? Its like a spitting image of the Spicy Beef Burrito, except you have time to make it to the bathroom

Dynamite facebook status

Eddie Young - "So I ordered dinner from Deleece tonight and my receipt came printed on the backside of a resume that someone had submitted for a server job at the restaurant. I guess they aren't hiring...."

Throwback Thursday - Childhood Posters

If you grew up in a house and had your own room there was only one way to make sure it was YOUR room, an that meant putting up posters. Im not talking about the gay ones kids use today, like pokemon and shiz. Im talking about old School ones that made your walls look like the Buck Wild hall of fame.

For some unkown reason I had a poster of Atlanta Falcons quarterback Chris Miller on my wall for a good portion of my childhood. Its not something I'm proud of, in a way I kind of blame my parents, they should know better than to have a stroke like Chris Miller tucking their son in every night. That poster was so brutal that if Mrs. Miller would of saw that thing on my wall she probably would of started laughing.

On wall number 2  was my framed drawing of a dirtbike I did in art class. I'd rather not talk about it

Luckily I had other walls so I could prove to my friends I wasnt gay. On wall number three, I had the Anfernee Hardaway and Lil Penny nike poster shown above. This poster was so hot that I wanna say roughly 94% of my friends offered me something for it in trade. Gonna be honest, don't know how I didnt part ways with it after my buddy Keaton offered me a casio walkman straight up. If my wall could talk it'd say "Yo Hall Trane, you nasty kid, thanks for that sick ass poster. I probably would of fell on you if you gave me the Chris Miller one".

On the last wall was my Michael Jordan shrine. If you lived in Illinois it was mandatory you had a Jordan poster or they shipped you off to Iowa, true story. My room was never complete though until the day my bro left to go to Clemson University. My brother wasnt much of a sharer, and to top it off he had the original Jordan poster with him standing as his actual size and a huge ruler on the right hand side of the poster that let you measure your height. This was like the Mona Lisa of household posters. I had to wait 16 years for that retard to go to college before I could put it into my room. Once I had it on my wall, it was almost unfair when I brought girls over, "sooo Nick, you wanna like . . watch a movie or like . . . go get some. . . . Holy Shit is that MJ? (unzipping noise)".

What posters did you have pinned up on your walls?

Throwback Jam

Master P - Make em say ughhh (nominated by Jeremy Kreiger)

In 1998 No Limit was the business when it came to rap music. Then I saw Master P's house on Mtv Cribs and I was like "oh 14 karat gold toilets, I cant believe those never caught on"  (Youtube Music Video)

Quick Thoughts by Nick Hall - The Arm Rest

We've all been on an airplane or at the movies and the person next to us just absolutely dominated the arm rest. There really isn't much you can do. The arm rest is kinda like picking numbers in little league, first come first serve. Here are some guidelines that may help you

A. Man always gets armrest over the female, this isnt caveman talk its a fact, girls have smaller elbows and bodies. Let this big Eagle spread its wings trick.
B. If your neighbor is hogging the arm rest you can either go behind is elbow if there is room for some mild support or just cross your arms and rough it.
C. Once you stake your claim on that bad boy its yours until you don't want it anymore or happen to leave your seat.
D. If you're sitting next to a buddy, to avoid confrontation play Rock Paper Scissors for it so someone has the rights straight up.
E. I googled this picture and cant figure out whats gayer, the dudes red mood ring or his 8 dollar blue and silver digital watch.

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Kyle Drabek

An the prestigous award for T.Y.B. Fan of the week goes out to. . .  The man standing six feet two inches tall with a heart of gold, this kid can do it all from throwing a baseball to barely passing High School, my friend and pen pal Kyle Drabek

Hometown: The Woodlands, TX

College: University of Texas (never attended but did visit one time)

Hobbies: Faking leg injuries for handicap parking stickers, Never changing his underwear, and telling girls about his five dollar footlong

Fun Fact: Kyle drools in his sleep and wets the bed, but only cause he parties really really hard.

Why he won: Kyle was my roomate in Florida and Texas, he has also been a Yummy Bro fan since it started, purchased a T-shirt, and sent me a scary text message demanding that he be the fan of the week. All in all this dude is the man and a top notch friend.

Big Gulp'n It

This what I call "Being in the building!". Not only is the Joe "Dat Dude" Weisser rocking a 64 ounce Double Gulp but he's got a Chyna the wrestler look-a-like jocking all over him. All this while still finding time to rep the alma mater Washington Huskies at the same time, kids got a gift.

Its no surprise why Joe can bench press Buicks and also happens to rip every shirt he tries in. The boy is dedicated to nutrition and nothing says I take care of my body like a huge pop from 7-11. Ive been putting this kind of fuel in my body for years now, it hasnt really paid off yet but Im pretty sure 2010 is gonna be the year.

Send in your Big Gulp pic to YummyBro@gmail.com of my body 

YouTube Tuesday!

This kid does a nasty nasty break dance at his High School talent show. I havent seen anyone dance this good since Thursday when I posted the video of those early 90's brothers breaking it down on the corner.  
Video Sent in by Dave Johns

My New Haircut - Oldie but a goodie, if you havent seen this video you definatly should. Hes making fun of jersey shore type guys before the jersey shore show was on Mtv.


Video sent in by: Chris J.

If you enjoyed Zach Galiafanakis in the Hangover, you will like his standup comedy bit on the piano



Video sent in by: Emily Medchill

Mailbag with Doctor Hall

If anyone ever has a question about anything you can email it to Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall (who graduated in only four and a half years) will answer it with style, class, and fortitude. Just kidding, because I dont even know what fortitude is, but I will use a buttload of style and class.

Last night I received a phone number from an attractive member of the opposite sex.  Whats standard procedure to attain optimal results.  My friends claim the general rule of thumb is to wait 3 days before making contact, is this true?  If so, how do I pass the time when I get the urge and the butterflies seem to persist?
(Todd - Carbondale, IL)

Todd, thanks for the email. Lets begin, A. dont ever send me an email again that includes the phrase "butterflies seem to persist" and B. Your friends sound like borderline retards who just watched a Freddie Prince Jr. movie. Three days is clearly too long. If you had a good time and so did the honeydip when she was giving you her digits then strike while that irons hot. Heres what you do, wait til the next day at around 9pm or so. This is telling here you were busy all day but that you were thinkin about her. If shes a classy broad I would shoot her a phone call and strike up a good convo. If shes a dirty girl and you just want in her dungarees, I'd say send her an "Oooo girl you got a fat ass" text. I'm 3 for 4 with that.

- Dr Hall

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Nick Swardson

Here you have Lucas and Kalyn Weaverling out and about in LA where they met up with in my opinion one of the funniest comedians around, Nick Swardson. By far and without question his greatest role ever and quite possibly the greatest role in television history is his "Terry" the rollerblading gay on Reno 911. His second best role was in Grammas Boy where he lives with his parents and refers to them as his roomates. This picture here is essentially the reason I would move to L.A.  Just prowl around trying to bump into celebrities and make friends with them and try to date Kellie Pickler. Kinda similar to what I do know except none of my friends are celebs and I live in Crystal Lake Illinois.

Wanna make the Hanging with Mr. Cooper Segment? Send in your celebrity pictures to YummyBro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to Mark "The Shark" Titus. Mark is a walk-on basketball player at The Ohio State University and my personally buddy, and by personal buddy I mean we've never even talked. Titus runs his own blog called Club Trillion, the name itself is butter, but the website is really good. Its also about the life of a college basketball player with a nice combination of humor, stories, and elbow jumpers. I was turned on to it last week by a buddy and it makes for a good read. http://clubtrillion.blogspot.com/

Thats Yummy Bro!

Dunk of the Night maybe even Dunk of the year by Chicagos own Derrick Rose

Urinal Talk 101

I pee anywhere from 2-3 times a day give or take how many Big Gulps I dominate. According to my buddy thats not enough times and I need to hydrate more. Then I proceeded to give him the "suck it" sign cause I could care less how many times I urinate on a daily basis. As long as my sniping ability is razor sharp in Call of Duty I'm a happy camper.

The point I'm getting at is on average I pee on myself upwards of 50 percent of the time. Its usually not the big of a deal because most piss-dribble on your pants goes away in under 10 minutes. The brutal part is when you're out in public for those 10 minutes, because if you're at home no one gives a hoot, ya just don't drop a potato chip on the piss spot and your golden. When you're in public with a pee stain you either gotta hit up the hand dryer machine or walk sideways back to your table so no one sees it(I do the walk twice a week). Not gonna lie, its tough for me these days to come away with a clean bathroom trip. From using the dong hole in your boxers to the hand on the wall trying to create a better angle of downfall, I've done it all. Truth is theres no real answer. 


I would like to give two pointers on going number one in el bano which is Spanish for "the bathroom" and Russian for "dont touch my apple juice". If its late at night and you're trying to accomplish a quiet pee, here is what ya do: Pee on the sides, do not hit the water directly. This will make for a more soothing softer sound. Oh and if theres any remaining crap marks stuck on the side of the toilet from the person before you, its automatic for any guy that he should piss that off first before worrying about anything else. Tip number two, if you're crunched for time, once you see your urine speed start to decelerate then give the ole toilet a flush, this will allow your peeing and flushing to work with the clock instead of against it. 


- Nick Hall

Joke of the day!

A woman is standing naked looking at herself in the bedroom mirror. . . She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment.'  The husband replies, ''Your eyesight's damn near perfect"

Throwback Thursday - Pranks

Recess pranks were a must in middle school. Usually the kids that truly meant the stuff they did, turned out to be cops, felons . . or Gilbert Arenas. But, thats neither here nor there. Pranks were fun and they let the hoes know who was running things. Here was some crafty ways to mark your territory.

The “Pen Fifteen” Club

Before 8th grade when this gag became overused it was the perfect way to get gullible kids in trouble at home or just to make them look like a homo. 

Baller: “Hey buddy, want to join the Pen Fifteen Club? Everyones in it” Pud: “You bet, that sounds awesome!” Baller: “Nice, now I just gotta draw the group tag on your hand in Sharpie, then you're in.” Next thing you know, the kid realizes it looks like PENIS and would spend the next hour scrubbing his hand raw trying to get the PEN15 off his hand. Sometimes it was just too easy kid, too easy.

The Dandelion Smear

Everyone did this. Usually it was done at recess to impress the females with you laying down some knowledge on nature, but mostly it was just to clown on your friends. All ya did was, grab a dandelion and smear that biz onto some kids arm really hard. It stained his skin yellow and made him smell like a landscapers crotch. 


The Chicken Nugget Swipe
No one in school brought a lunch on Chicken Nugget day. At Coventry we had them every Wednesday, so I made sure not to fake sick. If you were a baller like me, then those standard 8 nugs just didn't cut it, so you would have to carefully steal a few nuggets from people at your table. Only three ways to go about this. 1. Wait for a bathroom run by your friend and quickly snag one (WARNING! can not do this if he has 3 nuggets or less remaining) 2. The "look over there" bit was worthless, they always caught you then you had to give em back one of yours, BUT if you point out a cute girl and say you can see her underwear, the dude will spend fifteen seconds looking for some undies. 3. Bump his tray so some of them fall off onto the table and when you're helping pick them up, you snag one for yourself. Total nuggets stolen since I was born - 3,174

- By Nick Hall and George "GV Squad" Veugeler

Throwback Video

I wish people still danced like this. You cant tell me that dude in the rainbow sweater wont get a party buck wild

TYB - Fan Feedback

Everyone who has ever used the internet likes to surf the web a little bit. This girl on the left with the small computer screen knows what Im talkin bout!

Once a week you feel like you went to the end of the internet and run out of sites to look at. So I pose this question to you, what are some sites you check routinely so our viewers who get internet block can check them out too.
PLEASE POST THE SITES BELOW!

Thanks, Nick Hall

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Matt Kennon - The Call

Real good song with great lyrics, I usually post songs that you can shake your rump too but I threw ya a curveball with this one.

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Daniel Jewett

The award for fan of the week goes out none other than the undisputed king of Southern Illinois. Some people call him Daniel Jewett, others call him Dan, but I call this fool DJ Nasty.

Hometown: West Frankfort, IL

College: Northern Illinois University

Hobbies: Going to the dollar store and asking how much everything is, Watching "How to catch a predator" looking for loop holes, and practicing karate ever since he was pick-pocketed in St Louis.

Fun Fact: When DJ was in 5th grade he dated a senior in High School and was named Prom King, becoming West Frankfort's second youngest prom king in history (Kyle Foder, Age 6).

Why he won: Every day Nasty checks TYB and gives me his feedback, Hes had several ideas for the site, purchased a T-shirt, told numerous friends, and added dozens of people to the facebook fanpage. DJ Nasty is like a dinosaur bone, rare and valuable.

YouTube Tuesday!

YouTube Tuesday is back and here to stay. LT's Electric Glide . . . . Nuff said



Video sent in by like 4 people

Here is some auditons by actors for a role in an upcoming Martial Arts film.



Video sent in by Joe Weisser

Here is a great video portraying the worthlessness of womans basketball. When the girl goes down for the season with a yeast infection I almost lost it.


Video sent in by Jesse Seykora

Photo of the day - Gamer

Here is a great photo of Kevin Byrnes and his daughter. Kevin is a U.S. Marine, gamer, and high school buddy of mine who is no stranger to showing you how real men play videogames. My favorite part about this photo is I can just see this whole scene playing out in my head.

Wife: Hey Kevin, please go put our daughter to bed, its almost 10:30
Kevin: Ok I will, just one more game
Wife: No, I said now
Kevin: Whats the rush? shes not even tired

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Joey Fattone

Here you have a picture of my old teammate Mark Murray singnin karaoke with N'syncs very own Joey Fattone or as south park calls him Joey Fat-one. Mark is in his 2nd year of Med School, I can never remember where though. All I know is that its on some small island country. Its either Aruba, Haiti, or Canada. If its Haiti he's probably the reason for that earthquake. Kid can throw a party. He threw one at my house in Vermont  a few years back and damn near caused an Avalanche.

Correct me if I am wrong but as for Joey other than a little stint on dancing with the stars he hasn't really done much since his last N'sync CD "no strings attached" dropped. Its safe to say the Justin Timberlake gravy train he was riding on for about 9 years has come to an end.

Big Gulp Award - The Newlyweds

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to two of my favorite people in the world and the recently married couple of Judd Thompson and Liz Pugmire. I just know Liz is so thankful to have Judd in her life and that she lost the last name Pugmire. Usually I dont condone marriage because it cuts into videogame playing but in this case I'll allow it. This cute couple got married a few weeks ago in Salt Lake City I was unable to attend but still wish them the best. Yummy Bro doesn't have a ball and chain award Judd, so I decided to give you the Big Gulp Award.

(sidenote) these are not wedding pics, thats just standard Thomspson rock climbing gear

Big Gulp Update

Brett Doszak knows that if you email in a picture of you holding up a Big Gulp youre gonna get some play on Yummy Bro. Bretts been a fixture on the Yummy Bro scene since I can remember, and Tuesday while on a job site for Budweiser, he had to stop in at a local 7-11. Thinking quick on his feet, he asked the lady behind the counter to take his picture holding up a Big Gulp because it was for this super nasty website that posts Big Gulp pics, she loved the idea and gave him the drink for free. Whats that tell you? That when you dress business causal and drink in Big Gulps good things tend to happen.

P.s. Call me crazy Brett, but this should be your family's Christmas card.

Holla!

This kid is gold, "can I do a holler? I love hollering." My favorites the two-handed holler. Oh side note, these dance moves are on another level.

Cash For Gold

If I see another building with a sign on it that reads "Cash for Gold" I am gonna pull over, jog up to it, karate kick the shit out of it then yell "How about some cash for that!".

 These places are the worst. first of all theyre usually working out of a building that was abandoned three weeks ago. Since I've been alive I have never owned any gold, but even if I did, why on earth would I go sell it to some munson who sleeps in the backroom and only awakes to a door chime. Not many people since 1849 have some extra gold lying around their house unless you are Mr. T, and I pity the fool who's gonna try and buy his gold.

Fun Facts, By Nick Hall

What does "Wet your whistle" actually mean?

We all know that when someone has to wet their whistle it just means to have a sip so your mouth is no longer dry, but where did it come from? Thanks to Shaun Seibert and his research crew we now know the answer. Back in the pubs of old England they would build in a whistle to the handle of a mug. So whenever your drink was getting low all you had to do was wet your whistle by blowing on it and your server would know you needed another beverage.

Example:

-Yo Hall Trane, may I take a swig of your gatorade, ya know wet my whistle? No you may not, but thanks for asking.

Throwback Thursday - School Dances

Throwback Thursday, this week I wanna discuss something important. School dances? you know it. The worst part about a dance was asking a girl to it. Always and I mean always before asking a date, you had to do your research. Talk with her friends see what those tricks had to say and feel em out. After you did your recon, then you'd need to map out her class schedule. You did this so you could bump into her in a secluded part of the school. It was easier to get a yes out of a girl if you had rocked the legendary bowl cut like I did. It was the look back then, now it just looks like I was a 12 yr old lesbian softball player.

Once you had your date. then it was picture time at the girls house and all the parents would come. Back in the day taking pictures in front of the fireplace and on the staircase was not optional, it was mandatory. 


Now, the dance. If you actually liked your date which was rare then you would dance with her, but like most dudes you hated your date, but had your eye on some other honeydip in a cute dress that took her 11 trips to the mall to pick out. Dont get me wrong, dancing was fun, but grinding with a girl was the ultimate. I never knew if girls thought it was cool when you got a chubby or if they were grossed out and were gonna tell all their friends? So I always got really nervous and I would pretend to tie my shoes or just back up a few steps and did a little solo dance until my tent was unpitched.  


P.s. In all my years of requesting songs, I never got to hear one. Still a little bitter that one DJ in Junior High didnt play Ja Rule - Holla

Wheres Waldo?

Wheres waldo books were a staple in my family, as soon as my sister found everything in that book, she would pass it to my bro, then after that reed took 9 days to find all the stuff I would get to take a look. In case youre bored at work or are sitting home with nothing to do all day (nothin wrong with that) heres an old waldo photo.

Find: Waldo, The Wizard, and The Scroll wrapped in a red ribbon (click picture to enlarge)

College Football 2000-2009

Since its 2010, Here is a cool video compilation of all the best plays from the past decade in college football

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

When ever you drive by a Bank, There is usually a scrolling marquee that gives you a bunch of useful daily info. I almost get into a car accident every time I pass the bank just because I am waiting for the damn temperature thing to pop back up that I missed. Nine times out of ten I could care less what the temperature is, I just wanna see if what I guessed in my head was right.

P.s. Hey banks, start posting sports scores on your marquee, maybe then I would invest with you.

Actual Text Message

(Nick) - How'd last night go?

(Friend) - Dude, last night was unreal, I danced with these two fat Asian girls all night and I tried putting both their hands in my pants, then when we were leaving, this girl would not stop yelling so I said "Shut up whore", then she took off her heels and chased me around the parking lot for 5 minutes while I did football jukes.

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Matt Lythberg

The fan of the week award goes out to the Man , the Myth, thee Vert Jones . . . . but I know him best as Matt Lythberg.

Hometown: Naperville, IL

College: Eastern Illinois University

Hobbies:  Ordering large meals at the drive-thru then speeding off, Hustling kids in Skee ball at the local arcade, and throwing surprise parties for his cat.

Fun Fact: Enlisted in the Army, then quickly de-enlisted after he received his uniform, when they asked him why he left Matt replied "Greens not my color, but that coast guard uni is really gonna make my eyes pop"

Why he won: Matt has been a loyal contributor and fan on Yummy Bro since its inception. Weekly he posts the URL as his status on facebook and not to mention he purchased a TYB Shirt. This is the kind of guy you want in your foxhole. If your foxhole gets Jeopardy on at 330cst.

Whats really good - Breakfast edition

Fasten that seat belt, I am about to tell you whats really good for breakfast at fast food places.


McDonalds - Southern Style Chicken Biscuit, it's just like grandma used to make, except my grandma is from Chicago and never made me breakfast. The chicken is money, the price is legit, and the biscuit is so good I almost dump my pants. McDonalds is retarded though for only serving this til 1030am. Hey Ronald, do you not like making money?


Sonic - Ultimate Cheesy Breakfast Burrito, This thing is not on some menu's but has it all; eggs, bacon, cheese, and tater tots. If you're looking to start your day off right or gain 11 pounds, this is the menu item for you.


Any Bagel Place - Here's what you do, get the bagel of your choice and make sure you ask for it toasted. Then when she says butter or cream cheese? You say both, one on each side. The mixture of those 2 spreads is the greatest tasting creation ever made by a human in plastics gloves and a hair net.  

5 signs

In my time here on earth, I have met a quite a lot of people, and in that time some of those people were pretty gay but either didnt know it or they hadn't come out of the closet yet. Could of been they were scared to lose their friends or maybe that the old man woud start to call em Kim instead of Tim. Im no expert but I like to think I am pretty good at spotting them, but if for some reason you're not, here is 5 easy ways that someone you know might be gay but doesnt know it yet.


- He's in his 13th year of ballet and still claims that he's just trying to improve his flexiblity

- Texts with his pinky finger

- Doess the arm thing for his turn signals when riding a bike 

- He paints his grocery list with water colors

- Claims cold pizza is gross (real men know cold pizza is off the freakin charts)

Awesome Phrase of the day

Before I tell you the phrase, here is a little background on the subject. This phrase came about during the late 1990's by a wise man named Andy Thompson. You just knew Andy was wise because every semester for 3 years he got an 'F' in Spanish and somehow seemed to graduate on time. The new awesome phrase is "DC".

Before you get all upset cause its only 2 letters, just relax. The phrase DC stands for "dont care". Its a perfect reply for those awkward situations where your buddy is about to tell you how awful his day was, or when your mom is trying to fill you in on how your cousins ballet recital went. I use this phrase anywhere from 3 to 17 times a week and I get handjobs anywhere from 3 and 17 times a week, coincidence? . . . . nope.

Examples:
Yo Nick, What did you think about Jon leaving Kate with those 8 kids?  ummm DC
I dont wanna go to Bdubs, Im low on money.   Oh you dont? DC, hop in the car.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Dirt Nasty

I personally think this picture is dynamite. Here you have Colby Jasper outside the bar with Simon Rex aka Dirt Nasty. He's most known for his chart topping jam called - 1980 (video here) and cracker ass fantastic (video here). If youre not a fan of his rap, Nasty was also in all forty six of the "Scary Movie" movies. I dont know how he doesnt get more work in Hollywood, his names Dirt Nasty . . nuff said.

Anygay, a dude that goes out in public wearing a homemade T-shirt is clearly way ahead of the curve. I made a homemade "Nick Hall 4 President" shirt right before the '04 election, I didn't win per say, but those 7 votes were crucial to my running for re-election in 2012.

Big Gulp Award - Doug Free

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to my boy Doug Free a.k.a "Dougie Fresh". This past weekend Doug and the Dallas Cowboys flat out pounded the Eagles. I havent seen anyone get this violated since my buddy john sat on a high powered bidet, kid walked funny for a week. T.Y.B only honors the best so good work Free.


When Doug's not playing his position at right tackle, he's usually getting out the bait and tackle. And no, thats not the name of a porno, it just means he likes to fish. In this picture you get to see when Doug set the Wisconsin state record for smallest fish caught on the biggest lure.

T.Y.B. Update

As most of you know, every Tuesday we post YouTube videos. We will still be continuing this trend only now it will be on Saturdays. This will allow most of you to view videos at home oppose to at work with the volume turned down and on the lookout for your boss. So I hope you like the updated YouTube Saturday. Thank you so much for all the video submissions and keep sending them in to Yummybro@gmail.com

Thanks, Nick Hall

Big Gulp Update

Baller Alert!

I can not predict the future, I have tried several times but its yet to work out. Here is one thing I can predict, this boy is going places. He may be president of the United States, who knows he could be an astronaut, but my money is on him being a certified baller with a masters in being awesome.

The kid not only brought a Big Gulp into a mall, but he did it rocking a 2009 authentic Yummy Bro T-shirt(only 71 of them out there). Not to mention he added some icing onto the cake with a San Diego Padres hat. Since MJ retired from the NBA its not often you come across a triple threat like this. Anyone out there who needs a little help in this little game called life, start taking notes from little Dansart. Its like I always say "When life gives you lemons, you chuck that shiz in the garbage, go buy a Big Gulp, then hit the mall for some honeydips".

* Send in your pic with a Big Gulp and TYB will post it - Yummybro@gmail.com

Joke of the day!

The Ex-Girlfriend - This morning, I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend, who called out of the blue to see if I was still around.  We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.  I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic."

I was flabbergasted.  "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said.  I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me.  Plus, I don't have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would rise to the challenge.

 "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days, not to mention my lack of muscle tone, stuff sagging,  and my teeth not as white." She laughed and told me to stop being so silly, saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute and she was sure I would still be a great lover.  Then she giggled some more and said, "I've actually put on a little bit of weight myself!"

So I told her to F off and hung up

Whats Hot and Whats Not - January

Its now 2010, which means you need to bring in the new year with a bang. So regardless of where you live, I am going to tell you whats hot and what is not for the month of January. This should help all you high schoolers get a head start on your date for prom.

*WHATS HOT*

Hibachi Grills - Sure they soup up their honda civics and know 30 kinds of karate, but damn can those Asians cook up a good meal. Not a huge fan of the clicking and clacking of there spatula, but I would sell my first born child for some of that fried rice.

American Idol - Yea its a little uncool to say I watch that show, but Simon Cowell is classic. Not to mention I usally only watch it for the first month, because its is all the auditions and I cant get enough when people think they are good and they sound like a smoke detector.

Playing Videogames - Its really cold outside, most of the girls aren't tan, and Call of Duty is off the charts. I cant wait til I am 75, I'm gonna be the only grandpa on the block whos sniping kids a 1/4 his age.

*WHATS NOT*

Womens Basketball - Id rather cut my lawn with nail clippers then witness women doing lay-ups

Snow - You make my shoes squeek whenever I walk inside and it causes everyone to stare at me, not cool at all. Not to mention you make me look retarded when I try and pull my car up the driveway, the neighbors are probably thinking "You seein this tool, thats his 17th try and he's still not halfway up".

Ringing the doorbell - You should either do a cool knock or just walk in. Don't make me get off the couch or roll out of bed just so you can properly enter the house. Its 2010, just come on in playa!

2009 NCAA National Champions

Congratulations to the Alabama Crimson Tide for beating Texas 37-21 in last nights National Championship game. This just shows the SEC is hands down the best conference in all of college football winning their fourth straight.

Throwback Thursday - Nerf Wars

Today is Thursday, so its time to hop in the TYB Time Machine and go back 15 years to when everything was awesome. This week Im gonna talk about war, not real war, but NERF war!

There were three types of Nerf players; The Camper, The Magician, and The Sharp Shooter. The camper always found one really good hiding spot and literally sit there for 20 minutes until you went to find him and then he killed you. We call campers the arabs, in the sense that no one likes them. The Magician would sprint around a corner and as you went after him he would vanish, somehow 20 seconds later he would creep up from behind and shoot you. The sharp shooter(me) was always trying to make precision shots over couches, dressers, and stairways just so he could talk about how awesome his shot was all afternoon. But seriously folks, this one time I shot a kid through a desk, it was unreal.

Roughly once a week my buddies and I would all over go to my friend adams house, cause the kids basement  had enough Nerf guns to attack Russia. I usually snuck downstairs early to hide the Nerf bow and arrow gun, my favorite weapon by far. Then later when we all would go down to get our guns I would pull it out from behind the water softner machine and say "Oh man its over here, thats weird." I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I was like god damn Robin Hood with that thing. I could pick an apple of a head from 30 yards.

We usually played once you were shot you had to sit out a.k.a. the honor system, even though it would get a little heated when you would clearly hit a guy with a dart and he acted like he dodged it. The worst part of Nerf weapons was retrieving your ammo, on a good day I would only lose half the darts. Wars got real old after about 30 minutes, but the next day they seemed like the best idea ever again. I still play in a Nerf League on Sundays, Its BYOBAA though, So I still borrow Adams bow and arrow.

Throwback Jam

EMF - Unbelievable

This song was requested as a sweet throwback jam by Alex Rapp. You hear it and just picture hoes driving around high school in their jeep wranglers with the top down and no doors. (Link to music video)

Actual Text

John - Just played some hoops at the health club, pretty sure the oldest kid in that last game was an eighth grader

Nick - Nice, You guard him?

John - No way, he was a real bad ass. I made it so that I was on his team, and it was HIS team.

- John Allen (26 yrs old)

The GV Squad, by George Veugeler

Growing up, we all were influenced by the films we saw. Whether you wanted to be smooth like the hero, be a heartbreaker like the villain, or researching just how much trouble you’d get in if you tried to kidnap Jennifer Love Hewitt after seeing “Can’t Hardly Wait.” However there is one common character that goes much over looked, they were a huge part of social evolution. I’m talking about bullies or the jerk in movies. The guys who played that boner in a movie, and went on to do less in his career than JaMarcus Russell. OK, cool we get it, you were a cadaver in CSI. Here are some commonly overlooked tools from some of my favorite movies. 

Cadet Dotson (Andrew Leeds)-Major Payne

Raspy, whiney voice that made you want to smash your head in the car door of a 97 Chevy Blazer. Although this film is chock full of phenomenal quotes, this jerk was only full of ignorance. Switching schools halfway through the movie? The trophy wasn’t even that cool, you sir are a true boner.

Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka)-Karate Kid

There really doesn’t have to be any explanation here since he is already pretty popular to hate, but what a complete douchebag. Some say he single handedly started the road rage phenomenon when a 17 year male was so pissed at his character in the film, that he hit 3 pedestrians on his way home from the theatre because they resembled members of the Cobra Kai. Nice IMDb rap sheet William. I bet “Druggie Kid” in ER was a tough roll.

Colonel William Tavington (Jason Isaacs)-The Patriot

Before Mel Gibson butted heads with Judaism and the law, he butted heads with Col. Tavington. Outright in the film, you just knew this guy was trouble. Riding around on his fruity horse like he owned the place. He had a decent career, but he is the quintessential jagbag in movies. Mel got him in the end though with a nasty duck and swoop, but not before he could give us a preview of what would happen to Heath Ledger (R.I.P. as George V. points to the sky).

Carter Burke (Paul Reiser)-Aliens

Talk about a pussbag. Lt. Ripley should’ve ended this clown in the first 5 minutes of coming out of cryostasis. I think they had ads for Gerber throughout the film because he acted like a baby for 110 minutes. He did redeem himself in “Mad About You,” but if you weren't a housewife in the 90's, then he did little else. Shout out to Helen Hunt, making white see through shirts the next big thing.

Who else did you love to hate in movies?

T.Y.B. Fan of the week - Aly Hanson

This weeks Fan of the week goes out to only the second girl every to win this award, and her name is Alyson "Aly Aly Oxinfree" Hanson.

Hometown: The Woodlands, TX

College: University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)

Hobbies: Being the banker so she can steal money in Monopoly, Catching tootsie pops during parades, and watching child porn that has a good plot.

Fun Fact: Moved to Mexico to lay low for a year after her third seat belt ticket.

Why she won: Aly is a huge supporter of Yummy Bro ever since she got a job where she sits at a computer. She sent a mass email to 25 of her friends telling them about the site and adding them to the facebook fan page. If the world was all Aly's itd be a much better place. Well it'd probably suck cause then Me and all my buddies wouldnt be around to keep it awesome, but thats neither here nor there.

YouTube Tuesday!

This videos been around awhile and Im not entirely sure, but this kid is either A. an alien, B. Hammered drunk, or C. Overdosed on novicane at the dentist



Video sent in by: Keri Bredl

A hilarious Wii parody done by some Belgiums or maybe they're Germans. Doesn't matter its not really important. My favorite bit is "shave invaders". This film is a little vulgar so if you are under the age of 13, please consent an adult before watching.



Video sent in by: B.V.

What do you get when you mix fat people and winter? This video



Video sent in by: Justin Brown

Best of 2009

Since we're ringing in a new year. I figured we would look back on 2009 and hand out some TYB awards for the best of the best. If you dont agree with my choices I really dont care, but feel free to leave your winner in the comments

Best Song of 2009 goes out to . . . . . Jay-Z and Alicia Keys - Empire State of mind, Almost makes me want to move to New York, but doesnt. (runner-up: Jamie Foxx - Blame it on the alcohol)

Best Movie of 2009 goes out to . . . . . The Hangover, Nothing beats a short fat guy with a beard who ruffies his own friends and carries a satchel with skittles. (runner-up: Dark Knight)

Best Athlete of 2009 goes out to . . . . . Alex Rodriquez, Won a world series and hit every ball hard in the playoffs. (runner-up: Chris Johnson)

Best TV Show of 2009 goes out to . . . . . Entourage, If your not a Johnny Drama and Ari fan by now there is no hope for you. The greatest show of all time. (runner-up: Eastbound and Down with Kenny Powers)

Best Car of 2009 goes out to . . . . . The 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee, Handles like a gem (runner-up: '09 Range Rover)

Best YouTube video of 2009 goes out to . . . . (Click Here for Link) and (runner-up Click Here for Link)

Best Snack of 2009 goes out to . . . . . Goldfish, I could literally eat fourteen thousand of those orange delicious treats. (runner-up: kettle chips)

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Willie Mays

Its pretty safe to say with a chuck full inbox that are pictures with celebritys segment called "Hangin with Mr. Cooper" has officially taken off. Glad you guys like it and feel free to keep sending in new ones to us at YummyBro@gmail.com.


Here you have my boy Darly Maday with quite possibly the greatest all around baseball player ever in Willie Mays or as people from the 1950's like to call him "the Say Hey kid". If I know one thing about Daryl its that the kid wrote the book on class. He knows that when you meet someone famous you always and I mean always go to the closet and pull out a polo. Daryl is it just me or is his right hand a little too close for comfort on your lower back . All in all I would say Willie looks pretty good for being 80 years old, and by pretty good I mean you have no idea if hes sleeping or looking right at you. 

Big Gulp Award - CoD

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to quite possibly the greatest video game ever created since Fight Night Round Two on PS2. If you dont play vids thats cool, but if you do then you really need to go get Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Its also a huge turn on when girls are like, "Hey what are you up to" and you just reply with "I'm Snipin trick".

They have a new mode you can do with a buddy called Co-op, Im all over that. If you play on Xbox 360 I cant help you, but if you play PS3, well then my name is TheDustBusta and I shoot anything that moves.

Happy 2010 !!!!

Happy New Year from Thats Yummy Bro, according to the Mayan indians we only have 2 more years to live so  you should really soak these last two in.

Fun Fact Fridays, By Nick Hall

What does "The cream always rises to the top" actually mean?

We all know that this saying means in time the best will always prevails. The saying originated from back in the day when the milk used to be delivered door to door. An because that milk wasn't made homogeneous (which allows the milk and cream to stay mixed) so over time the cream would always rise to the top so you had to shake it before drinking. The cream was always considered to be the best or richest part of the milk.

Example:

Denny - I can't believe A. Rods not hittin well this season

Jake - Don't worry man, its only been 4 weeks, he'll still do awesome. The cream always rises to the top.

Denny - You right Jake. Its too easy kid, its just too easy