Actual Quotes

Finding an awesome chick is tough, problem is you've got to sort through a lot of crap to find a keeper. Kinda like shopping at T.J. Maxx

- Mark B.

Quick Thoughts by: Nick Hall

I had always been pretty convinced that there was something funny about spanish, but after spending the last 4 weeks with a numerous amount of Dominicans and Venezuelans I am now 100 percent sure that spanish is a fake language.

My theory is that all 37 spanish speaking countries came together and had a meeting in the mid 1600's and the leader stood up and said "Ok, were gonna make a new langauge and call it spanish. Its gonna be hilarious, all you gotta do is mumble some stuff as fast as you can. An the other person can do one of two things. Either nod your head as the person is speaking to you to act like you understand or if you dont want to nod, just reply with the word ''si" once they are done mumbling as fast as they can. Any questions? Good, meeting is adjourned"

T.Y.B. Fan of the Month - Sam Kapacinskas

And the award for Fan of the Month goes out to the son of the Sunshine State, the fruticake from florida, the eagle of the everglades . . . . Sam Kapacinskas.

Hometown: DeBary, FL

College: Northern Illinois University

Hobbies: Asking if grabbing is legal at the petting zoo, Watching CNBC by himself, and attending the special olympics and saying "i could do that" to the people next to him.

Fun Fact: Tries paying his rent in paper IOU's at the first of every month

Why he won: Sam was interviewed on the NIU Baseball website and shouted out that Yummy Bro was the bomb and better than the blog he was being interviewed on. LINK HERE (scroll down toward the bottom).

YouTube Tuesday!

This is basically what my parties looked like in High School, except everyone was white and no one could dance (minus Davenport and the Trane)


Video sent in by Tim Hanson

Schwimer said  it best, Im not sure if this is super gay or super impressive. I mainly picked this video out of all the submissions because Im a sucker for disney classics. Aladdin is the definition of rags to riches and damn it I respect that.



Video sent in by: Michael Schwimer

This what happens when a TYB fan of the month gets buck wild on the ice. Jared is my boy from Crystal Lake and enjoys a good haymaker now and then.

Nick Halls Jams You Should Download

Joe Nichols - Gimme that girl

If you like country, and you like good music then you should totally download this song.

Hanging with Mr. Cooper - Erin Andrews

In this photograph you have the one, the only, Erin Andrews. Erin is the one on the left posting up former Rice catcher Adam Zornes. I could of swore that this photograph was a fake for several reasons. Well for starters, I didnt even know Rice had a baseball team. When he told me where he went, I just figured it was an Asian agricultural school. Secondly Adam is well known for being one of the best copy and pasters in the Houston area. An last but not least she is smiling in the picture, I'd thought for sure her head is on a swivel at all times looking for the Hall Trane. But after countless hours of research it appears the picture is in fact real.

Erin Andrews is best known for doing sideline reporting for ESPN, Changing in her hotel room, and being the newest contestant on this seasons dancing with the stars. If you like tall, blonde, smokeshows, who can tell you Roger Clemens' ERA in 1998, then she may be the woman for you.

Big Gulp Award - Life on Discovery

This weeks big gulp award goes to Life. Its the new version of Planet Earth on the Discovery channel. Its pretty awesome if you like to see Cheetahs runnin 70 miles an hour, swarming sharks, and all kinds of other cool wildife shiz. The only brutal part is Oprah Winfrey is the narration voice. If I wanted to hear her talk, Id be a stay at home dad and tune into NBC everyday at 2pm. They shoulda gone with some old british guy or James Earl Jones, I could listen to that dude read a phone book.

TYB spreads the love

Kelli Mildren and Marc Besteman . . . Besteman . . . Besteman. .  . . Besteman . . . Besteman got engaged a few months back during a pom competition in which his fiance was coaching. Marc had the dancers propose for him as he emerged from the crowd. I gotta say it was a pretty ballsy move for a dork from Canada, just kidding, but seriously I owe DJ 50 bucks cause I banked on her saying "no".

In all honesty they were entered in a contest at Target for best proposal and the winner gets $3500 towards their wedding. So if you have some free time, click on this link below, type "Cheerful proposal" into the search box and leave a comment. I am positive they will greatly appreciate it and Marc said if they win he's buying me freeze pops, so click it or ticket!


http://global.theknot.com/contests/Target-Club-Wedd/Stories.aspx

Big Gulp'n it

What would you look like if you were 18 years old, playing professional baseball, grew up in Australia, and weren't very good looking. Well, you'd look a lot like my friend Corey. He may only be a teenager but the kid knows a little bit about drinking Dr. Pepper in large portions and a lot about how to wear semi-gay hooded sweatshirts in public places.

p.s. next time don't use the slushie top for your Big Gulp rookie



Want your Big Gulp Picture on our website? send it in to Yummbro@gmail.com

Joke of the day

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

(answer in comment section)

Photo of the day - Big Wheel

Here is a picture sent in by Sheridan Allen taken from a cell phone somewhere in Tennessee. I have seen this a hundred times, you dont wanna run the miles up on your little tikes big wheel so you get it shipped to wherever you're gonna be for the summer.

I used to be a mechanic. This yellow top wide body model was the most common big wheel from 1991 all the way through '93. This was before they changed the rear wheel suspension in the 94's that allowed for more horsepower. You dont drive cars this nice, you tow em!

Throwback Thursday - Spin that globe

If youre an avid TYB reader then you know Thursday means talking about the ole days. Today I wanna talk about spinning and stopping classroom globes.

If you ever had a history class back in the day then somewhere in that room your teacher had a big old globe. There were two types; It could of been a cool new one that showed the topography with the actual mountains popping out of it or that real nice off white one that looks like it was used by Chris Columbus. Most people know him as Christopher but were facebook friends so its totally cool. Needless to say if you were ever bored or were trying to impress that honeydip who just got her braces off you would spin that globe as hard as you could with one swipe. If you were a doucher then you would just keep swiping at it to pick up more speed, it wasnt cool then and its not cool now.

Once it was in mid-spin you would always look at that trick (with that were totally gonna hold hands on the jungle gym later face) and say "When I grow up I'm gonna livvvvvvvve" and just before you said "here" you would slam your finger into that globe to stop it hoping it landed on like Vegas or something. Well for some reason I had the worst stopping ability of all time. I always landed in like the middle of the Indian Ocean. Thank god no one ever held me too my spins, cause I'm a below average swimmer and don't speak a lick of Hindi.

Thats Yummy Bro - Origin

I occasionally get asked "Yo Hall Trane, how did you come up with the name Thats Yummy Bro?"

The answer isn't as cool as most people would think, but about 2 years ago when sitting behind a desk working the ole 9-5 I would get bored a lot. An when I get bored I usually would just think of stupid crap like new sayings or cool new nicknames I could give myself. Not gonna lie the nickname thing really backfired, I thought I hit the jackpot with one but after day 2 the only person who actually refered to me as "The Dust Buster" was Brad Medchill.

So one day I had nothing going on and figured that there had to be a cooler way to say "Thats sick dude" or "gosh that awesome man".  For some reason I figured saying "Thats Yummy Bro" would catch on like wildfire and everyone from coast to coast would be using that shiz to talk about sweet ass stuff. Well every one of my buddies who I tried it on hated it and threatened to punch me. Two years later when the idea of creating a website came up, I had the perfect name for it to show those munsons that my phrase is and has always been laaaaa-git.

Am I in it?

There are certain thing that instantly become so much better if it involves you:

Pictures - Looking at pictures is fun for about 13 to 14 seconds if youre not in them. I really dont care to see what kind of face you made when you were jumping into the pool at summer camp last year. Now on the other hand if I'm in the pictures then lets go through each single one and go through them very slowly so I can get a real good look.

Telling stories - Most of the time, when someone is telling a story all I can think about is hopefully at some point Im in it. Then when I realize Im not in it, I start to lose interest and just nod my head and wait for them to finish. But if you're in that story, it instantly becomes so much better and now you are hanging on every word and telling everyone else to "shush" and yelling "This is the best part" hoping everyone else is loving it too.

High School Highlight Video - If you are or were an athlete then you have watched some of your buddies highlight videos before. You watch them and for the first 15 minutes you're all into it and then for the last 45 minutes all you can think about is "When will this friggin movie end so I can pop in my HS highlight video and show you all the crap that I did" 

- Couldnt think of a picture for this post, so I just put one up of me killin a Big Gulp

Actual Quotes

Favorite Website - www.yummybro.com "I read this blog daily, I feel embarrassed about it because it’s A- crude B- chauvinistic & C-immature. The feminist in me knows it’s ridiculous. The rest of me loves it and laughs like an idiot at some of the things they talk about."

- Some broad/TYB fan named Cory who digs the site and wrote this on her blog - (LINK)

(Fan send-in) Nick Saban's Daily Agenda

NICK SABAN'S ITENERARY

4:00 AM - Wake up.
4:01 AM - Fire secretary for misspelling 'ITINERARY.' Get security to go to her house, step in her garden, wake her ass up, get her to fix them breakfast. .... Then fire her.
4:02 AM - Watch the movie 'Gladiator' in 16X fast forward.
4:21 AM - Call Major. Tell him if he isn't at my house in 5 minutes I will hire Chris Simms to do his f***ing job.
4:25 AM - Tell Major who he is recruiting today. Send him on the road with a cooler and a case of Red Bull. Tell him not to come back until he has a commitment. From a 5-star.
4:26 AM - Call Kevin Steele. Ask him where the f*** are my 5-star D-line commits? Call him names. Hang up.
4:27 AM - Power nap.
4:28 AM - 3-mile jog.
4:29 AM - Play game of NCAA 07. Beat LSU 63-0.

YouTube Tuesday!

Just a sweet ass video of NFL'er Jared Allen hunting with nothing but a spear. This dude just got 3 times cooler in my book.



Video sent in by: Chris Leggee

Video starts off slow and picks up. The Austrailian boat leasing guy is pretty classic



Video Sent in by: Brett Basham

A video about being from Texas. Pretty funny considering there board in Afganhistan. His midget bit is dynamite



Video sent in By: Leigh Blanchard

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Wale Ft. Gucci Mane - Pretty Girls

Chorus is so catchy, you'll be singing it all night

Photo of the day

This photo was sent in by my Austrailian teammate Hayden over the weekend. Its quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, but somehow I keep looking at it and laughing. Before glancing down I suggest you brace yourself for a tattoo mixed in with some pubes and the most unattractive piece of underwear on the market.

At Own Risk - (Click picture to enlarge)

Big Gulp Award - UNI, Ohio, and St. Marys

This weeks big gulp award goes out to the teams who ruined everyones three weeks of march madness fun in just a few days.

I had Georgetown winning the whole thing and before my ink even dried they decided to play like a JV squad in their opening loss to Ohio University. Then a few days later all of Earth and half of Saturn had Kansas beating the University of Northern Iowa only to watch them lose in the last few minutes. Last but not least most people had Villanova going pretty far, not because they were a 2 seed but because there name sounds like it would make one hell of an ice cream flavor. Those munsons lost to St Marys from some state in round 2. You may be out of your NCAA pool, but youre always a winner with TYB.

Hanging with Mr. Cooper - The Situation

Call me crazy but 84% of the reason I started the Hanging with Mr Cooper celeb picture segment was to see if someone was gonna get a picture with Mike "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. Low and behold Megen surpassed my expectations. I have a good heart, always have, thats why as a big fan of The Situation I can overlook the fact that he's severely pigeon toed, Im talking severely, the dude walks like he cant make up his mind whether he wants to go right or left with every step. His two main joys in life are hot tubs and ugly women. Sounds a lot like my buddy Colin Grant.

Not only did Megen get a chance to meet him and take a picture with him, but she caught him wearing quite possibly the fruitiest outfit Ive ever seen on a guy.  If I ever saw one of my friends sporting three silver chains overtop a super brutal blue graphic tee with a matching hat that looks like it was bedazzled by my 7 yr old cousin, I'd dropkick them on the spot. I mean Im no fashion expert, and if you've ever seen me in person then you're aware Im not lying. Ive been banking on sweatpants and khaki cargo shorts come back in style for the last 9 years.

Girls and Tattoos

This is just my opinion, I am aware not everyone feels this way even though they should. Here is the general rule of thumb that goes along with girls and tattoos.

0 Tattoos - A girl who doesnt have any tattoos is ideal. It shows dedication to the body and guys like that. No bigger turnoff then when a guy sees you for the first and I mean by sees you he sees your huge Chinese symbol that represents Love and Triumph on your shoulder blade, save that crap for your diary.

1 Tattoo - Look, we never root for this but we do understand that you went to college for 4 years and have a made a few mistakes in your time on earth. So as long as your tattoo is not the size of a car or of a large animal, we can let one slide.

2 Tattoos - Youre starting to get a little carried away with body art and need to be stopped. No one wants to cuddle on a porch swing at age 80 with a broad whos skin looks like an old treasure map.

3 or more Tats - With three or more tats on the body it usually means the girl likes pain and carries a knife in her glove compartment. Beware of these tricks, they play for keeps.

Between Two Ferns

Zach Galifinakas is so good, might have some of the best delivery in all of Hollywood. He has about 5 more of these little interview segments that I will post periodically. Hope you like it, this video was sent in by Chris Leggee.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

Throwback Thursday - The Report Card

Every year you always had five dates circled on your calendar. The 4 report card days and the pom dance competition. (If you actually had a calendar you were a dork, and if you actually had a calendar and circled dates on it, then you were probably home-schooled).

I was always butter in school until the third grade ended, and for no reason they decided to stop giving out E's for effort. It was just too easy back then kid, you just raised your hand and the teacher always thought you were trying so hard. Its like when you run sprints slowly but you make a tired face so the coach thinks you're giving it your all.

Back then the daily agenda was simple; steal some chicken nuggets, pull cute girls hair, try not to piss myself when the bathroom pass was in use and raise my hand a few times  for participation points and boom . . . . all E's for a perfect report card. An if handing out real grades wasn't punishment enough, in math they started putting letters into the math problems. My teacher would always be like "Yo Hall Trane, what does 14 + Y = ?" I had no clue, so I usually just said "Ohh Dang Doo, I have no idea, I think you accidentally put a letter in there doo."

If you were like anything like me then you didn't call it report card day, you referred to it as "sprint to your mailbox and hide it from your parents day" I was a C average student, which is pretty respectable for most households, but I had a dad who never liked any grade that didn't rhyme with hay. So I usually hid my report card from my parents until my dad went out of town for business or until there was a family tragedy. I mean who can yell at you for bad grades when Grandpa Ernie just died, am I right?

March Madness

The NCAA Basketball tournament starts today at 11:00 am central tme, which I believe is 7:45 pm if you're in Norway. You dont have to be a part of this, it's just a reminder for those of you who hadn't filled out or turned in your brackets yet to do so. Dont ever say TYB wasn't there for you.

(Sidenote) - If you happen to fill out a girls bracket, I just wanna let you know that . . . . . I hate you!

Debate Team!

If you were having a huge party and you were allowed to have any one person or musical group play at your party for the whole night who would it be?

(post your answer in the "comment" section below)

Where You been Trick?

I am sure most of you have seen the movie Little Giants, and if you havent then I suggest you go to the nearest blockbuster and apply for a membership and rent that shiznit. The point of this post is to fill you in on Becky "The Ice Box" O'sheas where-abouts now, even though my favorite character was clearly spike. You gotta respect a dude who's in sixth grade and carries fridges around on his back and only runs out of the Power-I formation.

The fact is, I got a hot tip in an email yesterday by my buddy Michael who wrote to fill me in on what shes been up to. If you guessed working at Quizno's you'd be incorrect, because according to barstool sports she is currently doing soft core porn movies now. Its not often a girl goes from middle linebacker to cheerleader back to middle linebacker to soft core porn, but apparently she was successful in doing so.

YouTube Tuesday!

If you know of any funny videos you'd like to see on TYB, send them in to YummyBro@gmail.com

Heres a song that tells the truth about real romance, the guy laying spread eagle on the hood of the escalade is classic too.



Video sent in by: Derrick Loop

This would be a great idea to do to your friends after a night of partying or any night actually.

Here is a classic video about a guy enjoying the fruits of a woman



Video Sent in by: Nick Schmidt

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

I was thinking the other day, I bet if I was born during the 14th century I would have been one hell of a swordsman. My hand eye coordination is butter and everyone back then was like 4'8'' so I'd be like Andre the giant running around with that thing. Not to mention I rode a horse at a petting zoo once when I was 8, so Im no stranger to riding a steed into battle.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Patrick Kane

In this photo you have Vicki Choukarov and Patrick Kane. Strictly going off of the names you would think Choukarov is the professional hockey player but thats not the case. Kane is the star forward for the NHL's Chicago Blackhawks. He also started for the USA team in this years winter olympics.

Funny part about this picture is Pat made Vicki slouch down so he would look tall since shes about 5'11'' and he's similar in height to a lawn jockey. Vicki is a cool chick always has free redbox rental coupons in her purse, Double Bonus!

* Feel free to send in some of your pictures with celebrities to YummyBro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to In-n-out Burger. I just had this yesterday out in Phoenix and their burgers are flat out off the charts. Im not saying I would walk 5 miles in a snowstorm for this place like I would for boneless wings but it was pretty darn good. Not gonna lie, their fries were average though. Overall the place gets an 8 because there burgers were laaaa-git.

 I hear you can only hit these on the west coast so next time your out passed the rockies you should give it a whirl. If you tell em Nick Hall sent you, they should throw in some free ranch.

Big Gulp'n It

Here you have Colleen Dansart, Nicky Newhoff, Katie Philipp-Guerra and Rachel Fischer showing what it takes to play competitive softball. These tricks clearly have their priorities straight. Drink Big Gulps, wear shirts with rap lyrics on them, and hang out in freshly mulched areas.

Im pretty good at math, so if these broads are sippin on one 64 ouncer and three 44 ouncer's then thats just under 200 gallons of pop between the four of them. Some people drink big gulps to wake up and others use coffee to kick start their day and those homo's are usually zero fun to hang out with until at least noon.

* If you have a pic of you holding up a Big Gulp send it in to YummyBro@gmail.com and I will post that biz.

Top 3 - Hi Top Fades of all-time

We all knew the 90's were pretty sweet. Some say it was the creation of the cell phone and others give all the credit to the internet being invented, but not me. I think the 90's were where its at, simply due to those unbelievable hair styles. Here are the top 3 sweetest hair dews of all time, if you dont believe me then go fly a kite, cause I dont lie when it comes to 4 inches of hair going straight up.

3rd best fade - Kid from the movies House Party 1 through 14. He never rocked a hair dew under seven inches long. Kid also wins the award for worst person to sit behind at the movies or a sporting event.
(Picture - Kids Fade)

2nd best fade - Vanilla Ice, for the few months he was cool. Dudes got it all; Lines in the side of your head, check! Streak of blonde in the front of your hair, check! 5 inch tidal wave on top, check!Seven dollar American flag leather jacket from Steve & Barrys, check!
(Picture - Vanilla Ice)

1st best fade - Will Smith on the Fresh Prince. No one else can pull off a buzz on the sides with 3 inches on top. I mean when you look at this pic his outfit alone should get him the top spot. I tried wearing that to a family party last month and my dad hit me with the fireplace poker in the ribs. After icing my ribs for the better part of an hour I went upstairs and changed into khakis and a button down.
(Picture - Fresh prince)

Chris Rock at his finest

Chris Rock talking about how woman lie more then men do, an instant classic . . .  "Its like playing basketball with a retarded kid and calling him for double dribbling"



Sent in by: Daniel "DJ Nasty" Jewett

Throwback Thursday - NERDS

Back in the day I could barely read but that never stopped me for spotting a loser from 50 yards.

 One way to know you had a dork on your hands was to see who he was hanging out with. If he was the only guy at an all girls lunch table then odds were really good that he would turn gay by high school or the he was gonna go on to become captain of the glee club. I remember this one guy(I guess you could call him that) who was friends with all the girls in my junior high. When I first saw him I thought he was some kind of 6th grade pimp, then I met him and at that very moment I was 90 percent sure he had a vagina.

If you ever glanced at a kids wrist when you were young and you noticed a watch, that was perfectly normal. If on your glance you saw a watch that had a built-in calculator on it, dead giveaway the kid was a dork. We were doing addition and subtraction around that time and this kid was acting like he was about to solve the ozone layer problem on his wrist. The only reason anyone ever needed a calculator was to spell hello or boobless upside down. I did this all the time to impress Stephanie Weaver, it didnt always work, she was one tough cookie.

Debate Team

What age is the oldest and youngest person you would actually considering dating? 


-When you answer, I want you to state your name and age so we can get a good read on your response.

Actual Quote

"That guy is really smart, I heard he reads mathbooks"

- Nick Greenwood

Cant fight the truth

There is usually 2 main indicators that let you know you're at a good restaurant. These two things hold true at 97% of all eateries.

SIGN - If you pull up to lets say . . . . a Waffle House and one of the letters in the sign is burnt out, you can count on that meal being the bomb. One letter not lit up shows that they're are more concerned with their food then having a cool looking sign. Here is the kicker though, if you hit up a restaurant that has 2 letters burnt out I wouldnt advise you eat there. They're basically telling you management is slipping and nobody cares anymore. If the sign is completely lit up with no missing letters then its a shot in the dark, kinda like what Jessica Simpsons next pictures gonna look like, could go either way. It's not cool, these people are playing with people lives, and I dont tolerate that shiz.

WOBBLY TABLE - I cant remember if I have ever eaten a bad meal at a place where my table was uneven. Sure you may spill your pop a few times or knock over the ketchup on occasion, but thats a small price to pay for good quality food. I went to Bdubs a few weeks ago and the table was like a friggin waterbed. Next thing I know I was in a spicy garlic como and loving every minute of that brutal excuse for a table.

YouTube Tuesday!

Why it was tough to date in the 80's



Sent in by: Todd Babington

Pretty good parody from the song Photograph by Nickelback. When he shows the yearbook pics is when it became funny.



Sent in by: Karen Gaski

A great overall prank with a butt touch mixed in. Can't beat that with a stick.



Sent in by: Eric Dansart, sorta

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

A few weeks ago I was driving through a neighborhood and noticed that the man driving the school bus looked exactly like legendary baseball player Pete Rose. I didnt think much of it, but then the other day I was at a stoplight and to my right was a school bus. So naturally I glanced over and to my surprise the woman driving the bus looked exactly like Pete Rose. Im not positive, but I think in order to get your bus license its mandatory you get a bowl haircut and become 35-40 pounds overweight before they let you start to pick up students for school.

(picture of Pete Rose or a random Bus Driver) not totally sure

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Snookie

Here you have Crystal Lake native and Yummy Bro fan Chris Berens working at a convention in Chicago. There he was lucky enough to bump into the superstar of superstars, the light at the end of the tunnel, the 4 feet and 10 inches of hott guidette ass. Thats right people I am talking about Nicole SomethingorOther aka Snookie. 


Snookie is famous for being on the hit reality show "Jersey Shore". If you didnt get a chance to catch an episode on Mtv this fall, I'll take a second to fill you in on what you missed. Snookie and all the girls on the show dance like they have ants in their pants. Every dude is really tan with a minimal 9 tattoos. All this while rocking gel'd hair that wouldnt move on a speed boat. 


Its a battle every day out there on the shore, between fist pumping and selling t-shirts you never know whats gonna happen next. Im just glad Chris got to be part of the experience. An if I didnt know any better I would say these two are an item. I mean you're wearing matching nametags and your left hand is just shalacking that lower back.

Big Gulp Award - Some old broad

The Big Gulp Award this week goes out to the really short old lady who sat in front of me on Continental flight 5537 departing to Arizona. 


Not only were this grandma's feet 8 inches from touching the ground, but when the pilot gave the "ok" she decided to recline her seat all the way back until that trick was almost parallel to the ground. Just ruining the usage of my tray table and leaving me stuck for 2 hours in the seated position.


I couldnt get mad at her though cause I think she lost her husband sometime right after the civil war.

Awesome Phrase

They say you should learn a new word everyday. So if youre reading this post then you are in luck. Here is a new phrase that is sweeping the suburbs and its "Oh Dang Doo". If you're confused thats perfectly natural, just try to relax and try to count to 10. Doo is just a glorified way of saying dude. This phrase is best used when youre with your buddy and youre at a lost for words, your buddy will instantly know what you mean. I used this phrase at a family party over Christmas break and my grandma still wont stop using it. The other night at the church, while I was getting some punch I hear "G-47"  . . . . . "Ohhh Dang Doo, BINGO!"

Examples:
- I was gonna call you back I swear but then this cute girl jogged by and I was like Ohh Dang Doo and I lost my train of thought.
- Oh What up Hall Trane? Not much, you? Got 2 tickets to the bulls game tonight. Ohh Dang Doo

Can you find Connor Weaverling? - Photo of the Day

My main man Connor Weaverling is a baseball prodigy in the making. He is currently in 7th grade down in The Woodlands Texas and some might say he's a little tall for his age. Can you spot which one Connor is? (hint, He's in a sweatshirt)

-click picture to enlarge-

Throwback Thursday - The Gym Uni

Gym Uniforms were the worst. I really shouldnt be complaining because I am the king of wearing stuff several days in a row. Just not with my last name printed on the front in bubble letters. There was one positive about a gym uniform; It made the wierd goth and emo kids dress normal for once.

My high schools gym shorts were beyond awful. They always gave me a youth medium when I asked for XL. I hated it but Im pretty sure the ladies didnt. I mean they always gave me a standing ovation after I climbed up the knotted rope. My shorts were so brutal that after my junior year was over I tried to give them to a homeless person and he just looked at me and said, "no shot queer"

I got shafted double when it came to gym class. Me being the good friend that I am, always let my buddy John use my uniform the period before because he lost his in a card game or some BS he sold me on. Im not gonna lie, my friend sweats more than the average human and by more than the average human I mean it looks like he was running through a sprinkler all afternoon after he does the butterfly stretch. Guy was such a sweetheart though, I mean never once did he have a problem just throwing the 14 pound waterlogged shirt back into my locker so I could wear it later that day. Im not sure if John knew this but its pretty hard to chat with underclass honeydips and dominate badminton when I smell like sasquatch and my shirt is drenched.
 
Lastly if you're a man than you are familair with what I call "The Gym Uni Test". This test was more standard then the SAT. If a female was still attractive while wearing a full gym uniform then she passed whats called the Gym Uni Test. I almost proposed to this one broad named Rachel cause of it. I mean she could barely count to 11 with her shoes on but man did she make that uni look good.

T.Y.B. Quick Hitter

Here is a link to ESPNs Anchor Rich Eisen running the 40 yd dash at the combine vs. Tim Tebow and a few other NFL Prospects. Great video sent in by Chris Leggee

((NFL Combine Video Link))

Ladies - Do's and Dont's

Hey Ladies, wanna learn a little more about the Male specie? Well here is some Do's and Dont's that should help you out. These should help to make you cooler, but still not as cool as guys. Because lets face it girls will never as cool as guys. Thats not a sexist joke either, I think its in the bible towards the back.

DO - Always wear spandex on your lower half when you're at the gym. This is crucial, I consider it more important than actually working out. If I owned a Health Club, I would put a big sign out front that reads "No shoes, No shirts, No spandex, No Service!"

DONT - Set your clocks so they are 5 minutes fast. First off trick, no one wants to do an algorithm in their head just to try and figure out what time of the day it is. Also, don't act like it makes you more punctual, when you clearly know its fast and now you just sleep for 5 more minutes.

The Bruiser

If you have ever played pick-up basketball, been in a church league, or something along those lines then you have come across this guy. The guy who everyone hates to guard and the one you pray doesn't guard you, we call this dude "The Bruiser".

Its usually some guy who is absolutely terrible at hoops and doesn't even know all the rules but he just plays to stay in shape. You can spot this guy a mile away when you walk onto the court because 9 times out of 10 hes the only one in a basketball jersey and its usually two sizes too small. They are best known for throwing elbows during rebounds and playing every pickup game like its the final four. Also if the guys not rocking a knee brace that's at least twelve years old then hes not a true bruiser.

For the most part Bruisers usually keep to themselves when on the court unless you decide its time to call a foul on them. Well, then they usually call you a pussy under their breath, even though your front tooth is loose and your lip is now bleeding.

- Easiest way to keep a Bruiser at bay is to just shoot 3's all game long

T.Y.B. Fan of the Month - Jared Boll

And the award for the Yummy Bro fan of the month goes out to the only man who's ever taken off his skate and tried to stab somebody . . . . . Jared Boll

Hometown: Crystal Lake, IL

College: Home Schooled

Hobbies: Dipping Copenhagen Straight, 360 dunking his garbage, and asking people if they're on myspace

Fun Fact: Once paid $475 for Rosetta Stone just so he could learn how to say "Boo Ya" in Russian

Why he won: Boll is an avid Yummy Bro checker, Told his friends about the site, and recently said "TYB is the best, my new favorite site".

YouTube Tuesday!

At first glance I thought this video was gonna be brutal, but as soon as it finished I watched it 4 more times. Theres a good chance Im gonna name my first girl Congratulashayla.


Video sent in by: Daryl Maday

This commercial is classic, the girl tossing out a lint licker remark is pretty good, but nothing beats when the dude drops a "What the French Toast?" line. Ive been using that phrase for 3 days straight
 

Video Sent in by: Me

A dog with hands. . . . nuff said

Video sent in by: Christie Seddon

Hot or Not

Its March, which means a new month, which means new trends. I always try and keep you on the cutting edge of todays society. So for now here is Whats Hot and Whats Not

*WHATS HOT*
Massaging Chairs - These things are flat out amazing, but dont go fork out two thousand bucks just to get your weekly rub down in. Once a week just go hit up your mall and head over to the Sharper Image or Brookestone. Then proceed to lay in their massaging chairs for a good 20-25 minutes. The shiatsu upper back massage and the kneading setting come highly recommended by John Allen.

Coin stars - Turning my cup of change into free food since 1997.

PF Changs - From Lettuce Wraps to Orange Peel Beef, this place is unreal. I would date a waitress from their even if she was a 3 out of 10 just for the free take-home after she worked. I havent been to heaven, but Id bet the big man serves PF changs everynight in the pearly gates.


*WHATS NOT*
Parking Garages - Its like driving up a spiral staircase. I mean you never know what level you're actually on and you almost get into an accident around every turn. Its 2010, invent something better for cryin out loud. I know Im clearly not going to, but someone should.
 
Bumper Stickers - No one on earth cares that you're a greatful dead fan or that your son is on the honor roll. These things make your Chevy Cavalier worth less than Kelly and her bad ass blue book says it is. So if you could do me a favor and not put these crappy works of art on your car it would save me from being really disappointed after leaning forward at a stoplight and Id greatly appreciate it.

Hanging with Mr. Cooper

TYB is out of celeb pictures, so if you or any of your friends have some photos of you with a famous person and want to get on the website, email them to YummyBro@gmail.com

Thanks, Nick Hall
Yummy Bro - CEO, CFO, MVP, HDTV