Monday, May 31, 2010

Taylor Lautner - Hanging With Mr. Cooper

In this photo you have Ryan Rowe with teen heartthrob Taylor Lautner. Or is it Taylor Lautner with teen hearthrob Ryan Rowe? Doesnt really matter, I wont bore you with the details, cause chicks are gonna be digging this pic either way.

Taylor is best known for being in those super gay werewolf movies called twilight and the moon or something. I personally would rather crabwalk to Costa Rica then spend three hours watching that filth. Ryan said he met him at a mall in Pennsylvania, I could care less where he met, but what I do want to know is where in gods name did you get those blue blocker sunglasses? Those shades are buck wild.

Reach - Big Gulp Award

I purchased a new toothbrush the other day called "The Reach" by colgate. This thing is bananas, Im talking a whole different level of dental care, a freakin party in your mouth. Its got the rubber brissles on the outside that massage your gums like a vietnamese prostitute. There was a four different colors but I went with the orange one cause thats what ballers do, they make split second decisions. Oh and I couldnt find an orange one so I called up my buddy Microsoft paint and he helped me out.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Keith Stone Costume

On TYBs facebook fanpage there was a request by Bryan Mullis to see Bradley "Bo" Blanks on Yummy Bro. Well Mullis (brutal last name by the way) your wish has been granted.

In this pic we got Bo rocking two things; a 44 ounce Sunkist Big Gulp from Speedway and an outfit that was cool in the late 70's. I haven't checked my email lately but I don't think zip up windbreakers are back in style. Bo hails from Fort Mill, South Carolina and gives all the credit for his fishing success to his favorite lure the "top water plug"

Send in your Big Gulp pic to YummyBro@gmail.com

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

Being gay would actually be pretty cool if under absolutely no circumstances you ever had to fool around with your partner and he loved to play call of duty, drink big gulps, and just throw the football.

(sidenote) Oh and you can still date females

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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Sewing class - Throwback Thursday

In Jr High it was required at my school that everyone take a sewing class. I dont know what retard on the board of teachers thought that would be a good idea but apparently he's pretty convincing.

In sewing you had 2 main projects, you had to make a napsack (Only the third time I have ever used the word napsack) and a pillow. Before our first project the whole class had to take a field trip to Jo-Ann fabrics and pick out the type of material you were gonna be using on your two items. Me being a complete loser selected this baby blue felt material with snowmen all over it.

The Napsack (fourth time)
After about three weeks most of the students had finished theirs and arounf that time I was still trying to load my orange thread into the sewing machine. Besides the numerous failed attempts at trying to lure the girls in the class to help me sew my shiz, I did what any real man would . . . . I brought it home and had my mom do it.

The Pillow
I think its fair to say most bed pillows are made to be rectangles and thats exactly what ours were supposed to look like. Well mine was more of a mix between a trapazoid and the shape of Texas. My pillow was so awful I tried giving it to this homeless man who lived in a bush, and he told me to go F myself.

Throwback Video

Best scene ever from The Fresh Prince

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Debate Team

With Reality TV and Yummy Bro taking over the universe I thought it would be a good time to hit the debate button and hear everyones opinion. Cause yesterday I was watching dancing with the stars, well not me personally guy I know . . . . well thats not important right now, what is important is what do YOU think is the best reality tv show of all time?

-Answer in the comment section below-

Nick Halls Jam to Download

Easton Corbin - Roll with it

If you like country music and dudes with awesome voices then I suggest you download this jam, if you like punk rock and dudes with scary voices, I suggest you take a hike

Photo of the day - NOT COOL

On Friday I went to Subway with my bud Thomas "The Mule" Mueller and he did the unspeakable. No, he didnt use a coupon and no he didnt just eat 3 inches and take home the leftover 9, he did what no man should ever do . . . . He ordered a sub without meat.

Thats right, this munson in the green T-shirt is eating a vegetarian submarine sandwich on his own will, I mean he wasnt even double dared or anything. Once I sat down with my 12 inch meatball on italian herbs and cheese bread, I noticed that this fool had ordered a veggie sub, so I took a stand, got up and left. Shortly after, I realized that he was my ride home and that meatball sub wasn't gonna eat itself, I had to come back in, but my point was made.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Youtube Tuesday!

Have a video for TYB? send it in to YummyBro@gmail.com

You know you cant bring that weak ass stuff up in this Humpty Bumpty



Video sent in by: Cale Newlin
If you have ever been to a Cirque de Soliel (coolest live show on earth) you may have seen this guy, if not, heres what you missed.



Sent in by Josh Roberts

Monday, May 24, 2010

Actual Quote

(When discussing a possible trip to Six Flags) "35 bucks to get in? I don't wanna ride the rides, just look at some girls, and maybe get a funnel cake or something"

- Bo (25 yrs old)

Duncan Keith - Hanging with Mr Cooper

In this photo is crystal lakes own Jenna Phillips with Duncan Keith.. For those of you who dont know or do not watch hockey (aka me) Keith is the starting defenseman for the Chicago Blackhawks. Congrats to the Blackhawks who swept the San Jose Sharks last night for a spot in the Stanley Cup finals. You gotta love dudes who make millions of dollars a year and still dress like they sleep on newspapers in an alley.

I was originally not going to post this picture due to the fact that hes not really a celebrity, but Jenna in her email said "He has an olympic gold medal and he is in a bank commercial" I had to make an exception.

Send in your picture with a celebrity to YummyBro@gmail.com

Little Caesers - Big Gulp Award

This weeks big gulp award goes out to Little Cesears for there 5 dollar Hot-n-ready pizzas. Not only is their pizza cheap but these people also sell crazy bread for only like a $1.50, they should change the name to ludacris bread. 

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's not the worlds best pizza but it's still pretty legit and for 5 bucks who's complaining, not this dude! They also have garlic dipping sauce like the one Papa Johns rocks. Oh I almost forgot, Little Caeser's usually have some super weird high school kid out front dancing in an orange reflector vest twirling a five dollar pizza sign to try and reel you in, always good for a laugh.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Big Gulp'n It

Talk about making the most out of your Big Gulp Picture, Sam Kapacinskas went above and beyond all expectations. Northern Illinois University isn't known for being the best academic institution in the country, but somehow it keeps producing drinking prodigies. I mean in the 80's there was Ed "soda pop" Jones. then in '93 they had Leshawn "24 pack" Johnson, and now its Sam "Double Gulp" Kapacinskas. No one has yet to reach legendary status at the convenient stores like Nick "Diet Coke with Extra Ice" Hall, but we can't all be winners. Sam, If I were you, I would sell this cup masterpiece to the Smithsonian because it's a gol damn work of art.

Want your photo on T.Y.B.? take a pic with a Big Gulp and send it in!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Gotta look both ways trick

What a reed



Video Sent in By: Justin Brown

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

Why does every teenage white kid who works at McDonalds have the longest sideburns in US history? An whenever you see him, he's always mopping the same spot for like 25 minutes.

Liz Thompson - Photo of the day

In this photo is Liz Thompson, the lovely and beautiful wife of Judd Thompson, one of my favorite dudes on the planet. Here you have Liz standing next to a ladies golf bag box. This normally isnt that cool of a photo, but if you look again at that box her picture just so happens to grace the cover.

As a model myself, I understand the long hours and strenuous photo shoots us models must endure. I mean why should we be punished because the camera loves us, right? I never did a golf bag, but my agent said I should be on a pogo stick box this fall.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Throwback Thursday - first girlfriend

Everyone til the day you die will remember your first girlfriend/boyfriend. Its a very similiar relationship to what you would have now with your mailman. You see them once a week, you waive, and then you go your seperate ways.

I remember my first girlfriend, Shannon Smith. One of the top 5 hand holders at North Junior High no doubt about it. We dated for a little over a month and in sixth grade that's like 9 years. When I first mustered up enough courage to call her on the phone, I was so nervous I wrote down a list of things to talk about so I wouldn't just sit there and tell her how pretty her hair was for thirty straight minutes. So after I asked her my four questions I wrote down I spent the next 29 minutes telling her how pretty her hair was, the kid was smooth.

An when at school I mad sure to memorize her class schedule, not so I could see her more during passing periods but actually for the opposite, I never wanted to see her. I would walk way out of my way to avoid seeing her or having to stop at her locker. She was always with her friends talking about Johnthan taylor thomas or the latest Teenbeat magazine and I usually had huge stains on my shirt from lunch because I ate like godzilla if it was chicken nuggets or pizza day in the cafeteria. One time when I did happen to see her in the hallways I asked her if I could carry her books for her cause I saw this dude on tv do it, she said "No, they're not heavy, I can carry them myself" and that really ticked me off, so the next day I went straight up to her and before I could say anything, she dumped me.

Throwback item of the week

The Combo lock: At the beginning of every year they gave you some combination like 34-8-41 to your locker and no matter how well you know those 3 numbers it still took you at least five tries to open that stupid thing. An if someone was trying to have a conversation with you mid spin, you would get all flustered and say "dude, shut up for one second" then respin the dial, concentrate, and boom, pop that biznitch open. Then you turn back to your buddy and go "now what were you saying?" In High School I usually logged a good 40 minutes per day trying to open that damn thing and another 15 passing notes to the pom squad.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Knock it off!

Who on earth thought it would be a cool idea to leave in your bluetooth earpiece all day long? I would say on a scale from 1 to fairly important that I rank around the fairly important mark. This means I receive about 3 phone calls a day. So under no circumstances would I put something in my ear for 12 hours that Im gonna use just 3 times. That would be like me wearing a seatbelt on the couch cause I know Im gonna drive somewhere later on and I hate taking it off. Not to mention everyone who rocks one of those things looks like a person who has no friends, so they're not fooling anyone.

Prime example, this guy in the photo is so into his bluetooth that he has no idea his wife has the nose of a toucan. Im gonna call my senator tomorrow and see if Illinois can pass a law where it will be acceptable to Karate chop a person to the neck who has a bluetooth in their ear (that wasnt in the middle of a huge business merger or is using the word mutual fund). I'd walk around town just Jackie Chan'n bitches.

Colin Grant - Photo of the day

What we have here is a photo of Colin Grant soaked in beer at what looks to be a house party. By no means does being Colin look like a good time but somehow he really seems to enjoy it. If I had to guess where Colin was these days it be living under a bridge giving out handy's for money, not working for Walgreens to open their new stores. Colin is known for two things; partyin hard is one of them, being mistaken for a lesbian is the other.

If you dont remember Colin Grant from this picture here, then maybe you might recognize him from this picture. In his 3 pictures there has to be over 50 dollars of wasted alcohol. Roughly about every 2-3 weeks a buddy or TYB fan brings up Colin to me in some capacity.
"Those Colin Grant pictures are instant classics"
"I've never met that kid, but I wanna party with him"
"He looks like hes a winner and a huge loser"

Actual Quote

"You there (pointing at the kid who was wearing a sweat headband out at the bar) . . . Yea you, Down and Back"

- Drew Hall

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Youtube Tuesday!

Have a video for YouTube Tuesday? Send it in to YummyBro@gmail.com

A crowd favorite, we had this dude on Youtube Tuesday about a month ago, he's back with some more ninja shiz. Once again dont feel bad if you can't do most of these moves, I had trouble with three of them, its that damn ankle I tweaked in March.



Sent in by: Chris Leggee
My guess is they wont be librarians when they grow up


Sent in by: Gabe Tippy
This is a real human



Sent in by: Scooter Hicks

Monday, May 17, 2010

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall


Dear iPhone

You are quite possibly the greatest invention since I was put on this earth in the winter of 1984, but I must say your ringtones are the worst. Most of them sound like a retarded kid playing the xylophone with his feet. I mean Apple, you make computers, iPhones, iPods, and nuclear missles, can you please make a ringtone that sounds good, my guess is that it shouldn't be real hard considering you own iTunes, thanks!

Love Always (no homo),

The Hall Trane

Kelly Carrington - Hangin with Mr Cooper

In this photo you have TYB fan Matt Nelson and playboy playmate Kelly Carrington. This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of celebrities. I mean this trick is clearly attractive but shes about as famous as my boy DJ Nasty was in High School (they sold his football jersey in the local West Frankfort, IL stores).

On a sidenote, this picture looks like it was taken by disposable camera during the late 80's. Matt, Ive never met you but when you're taking a picture with a lady of this caliber its time to step your game up and go digital. Also where the heck are you? It looks like youre at a house party in some kids basement cause his parents are out of town. If you were able to get a playmate at your house party then I would like to enroll in your "How to be a baller" online class. Its tough to get hotties to real parties let alone a basement party where everyone sits on a ping pong table and tells brutal stories.

Got a picture with a celebrity? send it in to us at YummyBro@gmail.com

The "U" - Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp award goes out to the Robert Morris University Baseball Team. These foobash's started out the season rockier than Colorado only to get hot late and win the CCAC tournament. That win gets them into a NAIA Regional for the first time in school history. This team is lead by Pasqual Santiago(best thing out of Puerto Rico since Jenny from the block) and Coach Kash (the only 2-time Big Gulp Award winner in TYB History), Kash sets the tempo with laser shows and his high octane offense. Best of luck to the Eagles when they open up on Tuesday.

I have no idea who's good on the RMU baseball team but I do want to give some noise out to Tyler Thompson, Ryan Rowe, Pat Devereaux, (not Dirt Wagner), Joe Bo, and Brett Velon. I know some of these kids were heating up, but now they're about to get hot.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Big Gulp'n It

As you know here at T.Y.B. if you send in a picture of you holding up a Big Gulp I'm gonna post it. Here you have Brandon Garner thoroughly enjoying 44 ounces of orange sunkist. It looks a little more like he just drank a dozen 5 hour energy's in this pic but either way the kids pumped up.

Here is a little fun fact, Garner owns the Michigan state record for Mountain Dew Code Red consumption in one summer with 1734 cans consumed. Ever since then his English has gone in the crapper and when you ask him about the record all he says is "Alejandro, Ale Ale Ale Ale Alejandro"


- Send us in your Big Gulp Pic to Yummybro@gmail.com

Friday, May 14, 2010

Light Tower Power

Here is what happens when a big leaguer plays slow pitch softball the day after he gets released by the Seattle Mariners. Eric Byrnes is in the building.

Actual Quote

"While blog stalking, I came across this Yummy Bro website. It's hilarious! Cole was even LOLing when he read it and that's saying something. (warning. just a tad bit crude..)"

Kylee Matson on her blog - (link here)

Photo of the day

After seeing this picture of Mike Sullivan riding tandem on a bike I had to sit him down for a long talk. Theres just certain things a man should never do.

  • Riding double on a bike
  • Riding double on a bike with a kid who's 14
  • Riding double on a bike with a kid who's 14 and let someone take a picture of you
  • If for some reason you are ever in a situation where you have to ride double, you always sit in back so he cant see you not peddling
  • And in the words of Kyle Mordens great great grandfather. . . keep your crotch out of other guys lower backs

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Throwback Thursday - School Nurse

The school nurse at my elementary school may have worked for Hitler in the mid 40's because if you weren't missing a limb she made you stay at school.

That evil woman who worked as a nurse at Glastonbury elementary was roughly 74 years old and went by the name Mrs Durst but she also answered to Biznitch. I remember I used to rub my eyes raw so they were as red as could be, just so I could get to go home and play some Sega (you dont want a piece of this in NHL 94 or Lion King the game) She would always just look at me and say "try to get some rest" everytime making me lay on some terribly padded bench until the redness went away so she could ship me back to a concentration camp aka class.

This women was about as qualified as my lawn mower to be a school nurse. Her solution to every illness was neosporin and bandaids. There was no shot she went to med school or passed the 10th grade for that matter, I used to scan the walls for anything that resembled a diploma but all I ever saw was posters showing you the bodies muscles, I always looked for the boob muscle on the girl poster.

Throwback item of the week

Trophies - The best part of playing a sport back in the day wasnt to win or to get in the ladies trousers, you played for one thing and one thing only . . . . The Trophy.

If you were a guy and didnt have a minimum of 35 trophies on your bedroom shelf then the hoes and the whole neighborhood knew you were a loser. I mean when you're little they give you a trophy for putting your shoes on right, so you better had your walls lined with that noise. Some girls rocked blue ribbons instead of trophies and that was hott, cause it either meant they rode horses, could be real or pummel, doesnt matter cause I dig both.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Joke of the day!

A man is limping down the sidewalk when he is passed by another man dragging his foot on the ground. The limping man looks at him and says, "grenade in Vietnam, you?" the guy still dragging his foot replies "Dog shit, about 20 feet back"

Bathroom attendants are the worst

Who ever thought it would be a good idea to dress a homeless guy up in a tuxedo, and then place him in the bathroom as an attendant needs to be pummeled. This is quite possibly the most awkward situation in the world. When you go out to a nice bar or restaurant and theres a James Bond looking character standing by the sink peddling hygiene items and cologne its never a good thing, and it really only leaves you with two options.

You can A. leave the bathroom immediately after "doin your thing" and avoid eye contact with him.  Sure you're hands may smell like dong or pee but you saved yourself a buck and we all know what that means. . . . ohhhhhh free Big Gulp playa.

Your second option is to actually go over to the sink and wash your hands, the bad part about this option is you have to tip the dude. Now I am not against tipping, I think everyone should tip and tip well, but do I really need to give this guy a dollar for handing me a paper towel that's usually sitting right there anyway? That would be like me standing by the garbage can at McDonald's and when someone walks over to it, I grab it there trash from them at the last second and dunk that shiz looking for a tip.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Youtube Tuesday!

This is just a classic classic scene from Wheel of Fortune. All 2 minutes of it is dynamite



Video sent in by: Matt Lythberg
This boxing prodigy is the scariest 5 yr old in history. If I saw this man? I would just throw my wallet at him and run the other way. Dude's gotta be dating a 25 yr old.



Sent in by: Guillermo Martinez
This guy is real good, Kenny Strasser a Yo-Yo specialist showing off his new move the flying blue angel. There's a good chance this guys gonna be at my next birthday party.



Sent in by: Michael Berry

Monday, May 10, 2010

Breaking News - Photo of the day

TYB NEWS: We have just gotten reports that a huge caterpillar has overtaken the dorms at John Carroll University. If you happen to see this creature please call your local animal control (PICTURE HERE)

Big Black - Hanging with Mr Cooper

In this photografia (yea the kid knows some spanish) you have Thea Johnson and Christopher "Big Black" Boykin. Youre probably pretty confused, so to help you out Thea is the one on the right.

Big Black is known best for his role on the Mtv show Rob and Big where he's Robs bodyguard but instead  of protecting him they just does cool stuff like buying toy helicopters and trying to break world records all day long. I mean anyone who sings a rap song about dirty girls and talks about putting names on their booty plaque is always cool with me and apparently Thea too.

Pete Paris - Big Gulp Award

This weeks Big Gulp award goes out to a real OG in Mr. Pete Paris. This semester at Georgia State College Pete received straight A's. When I first heard about this I just assumed Paris' class load consisted of Badminton 101 and How to tie your shoes 204, but when I found out he actually took microbiology and computer productivity I just knew I had to give him the award. This 4.0 semester should raise his accumulative GPA to just over 2.1

Its just so inspiring to see a kid who couldn't count passed 15 up until his senior year of high school actually do something with himself. I mean to be truly honest for the first three months I knew Pete I thought he was autistic. Now the kids on top of the world.

(sidenote) Pete is dating J'me Jackson and caught an 8 pound bass last week.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Dont Forget!

Its Mothers Day, and this is your friendly T.Y.B reminder, so dont forget to tell that trick you love. If I only help one person make their mother happy today then gosh dang it I did my job. . . . Nibb high football rules!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Whats Hot & Whats Not


Its the beginning of the month so I am about to fill you in on whats hot and whats not for the month of May. Follow these rules closely and you wont be a tool.

WHATS HOT
Pet Goldfish - For 39 cents you can have a pet, a friend, and something that swims in a bowl. I had one about a year ago and named him William Wallace, he died of natural causes at age 85 days.

Mall Free Samples - You gotta make eye contact with the Asian places in the food court and you should be able to snag yourself a free toothpicked piece of chicken. Oh and if you want more samps just turn your hat backwards and go in for round 2..


WHATS NOT
Boomerangs - I don't know who ever thought they were a good idea, but they're not. I could barely hit a wall with one standing ten feet away, let alone throw it 50 yards hit something and have it come back to my hand.

1993 Buick Centuries - My buddy Mike has one and told me to put it on here cause its the worst. When riding shotgun, in order for the door to open you have to lower your shoulder and ram it. Its gotta be pretty classy for a first date. "Hope you like Chinese, annnnd were here. Oh to get out you just gotta body check the door"

Nick Halls Jam to Download

Eminem - Not afraid

Its rare I double dip with two jams in one week, but Eminems new song is real legit and I highly recommend it.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Throwback Thursday

Since its Throwback Thursday where TYB talks about the 90's, Jr High and going over the bra on the trampolines, I wanna discuss all the stuff I did as a child that Im not very proud of now.

When I was 18, I made a rap CD with some friends. The CD was called "Fresh outta the oven" cause it was apparently that hot and to make it worse my rapping name was Nicotine / Mobile Home (Im ashamed of both). On that disc I made a song called "ooo girl you got a phat ass" that was literally the worst song ever recorded.

Not locking my bike up at Hannah Beardsley Middle School. (If you see a black Mongoose mountain bike - please contact Nick Hall)

In 6th grade, I stole 11 tootsie pops from my music teachers bowl when she went outside. I recieved a 2-day in school suspension cause Beth Charles ratted me out. So not only did I not get too enjoy the tootsie pops, but I had an orange wrapper with the star on it, soooo yea, I would've won a free one. Thanks a lot Beth.

Buying a Michael Jackson "Will you be there" single cassette tape because it was the free willy song. In case you read this wrong, I bought a cassette tape with only one song on it about a whale.

Throwback item of the week

If you meant business in the 90's then you didnt rewind your VHS tapes in the VCR cause it took way too long, you put that shiz in youre special one-way rewinder to make sure when you returned that thing to blockbuster it was rewound. If you were a serious baller like the Hall family then youre rewinder was a sportscar. . . nuff said

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Where you been trick?

There was only two reasons I watched Boy Meets World; One, to see what kind of crazy mischief Corey was gonna get himself into this time and Topanga. She was the only broad in Jr High that looked like she was 25. I havent seen her since probably 1999 when they finished up their 37th season of the show. (who films a show from elementary school all the way through their mid life crisis'?) Danielle Fishel looked like she was going to have a promising career, but in the last 10 years me and her are tied for acting jobs with zero.

Heres some fun facts brought to you by Daryl Maday and IMDB
  • Arrested, DUI warrant in Newport Beach, California (2007).
  • "Special correspondent," The Tyra Banks Show (2007).
  • Diet-food company hawker (2007).
  • Voice-over artist (prolly when she was tippin scales at 240).
  • Dated N' SYNC star Lance Bass. (and, no, she didn't know.)
  • Snagged role of Topanga, originally a guest-star bit, at age 12.
  • Our favorite IMDb.com factoid: "Owns 130 pairs of shoes."

Nick Halls Jam you should download

Lady Gaga - Alejandro


My friend Nick Livas called and told me about this song, so I youtubed it and listened all the way through. I then told Livas to never talk to me again and I deleted his number. Two days ago I heard "Alejandro" on Sirius radio and couldn't stop dancing to that shiz. So then I drove over to Livas' house and asked for forgiveness and his phone number.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

YouTube Tuesday!

Have a funny video? send it into Yummybro@gmail.com for next weeks Youtube Tuesday


A kobe fan before a game, its clearly staged but I could care less, this dude is an absolute riot . . .  "Lets buy some antiques!"



Video Sent in by: Drew Donahue
Give this video a little bit, the first 45 seconds is stupid and makes it look like its gonna suck, but you've trusted me in the past, so trust me again. This guy is real real real nasty.



Video sent in by: Pete Burgess

Monday, May 3, 2010

This video is classic, 3 Seattle Supersonic fans bummed that there team was moved to Oklahoma. The second and third guys who sing are golden.



Sent in by: Chris Leggee

T.Y.B. Fan of the month - Daryl Maday

T.Y.B. fan of the month award goes out to the the pride of Bristol Wisconsin where cutting down trees is a sport, he's the one, the only Daryl Maday.

Hometown: Bristol Wisconsin

College: The University of Arkansas

Hobbies: Lego-maniac, Eating at Hardee's and Being the neighborhood crotch barber (he'll line up your crotch for two bucks)

Fun Fact: Daryl has been beaten up on six seperate occasions for wearing his chain wallet

Why he won: He is a huge TYB fan and on top of that, Maday is always sending in submissions for articles and videos. He posts the Yummybro URL as his status on the reg, and currently has a mustache. A lot of people and I mean a lot of people say hes not the kind of guy you'd want to date your daughter, but damn it he'd be fun at the family parties.

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - LaMarcus Aldrige

Here you have David Rockett taking a picture with NBA superstar LaMarcus Aldridge. LaMarcus is the starting power forward for the Portland Trailblazers and a former 2nd overall pick in the NBA draft. David is no stranger to athletics himself, he was the 7th overall pick last year when his family played football during Thanksgiving.

This photo is classic considering you can only see the jaw of Aldridge. It was taken by Matt Rockett who said he was too lazy at the time to take another one and when asked by his brother if it came out ok, he just said "Yea man, it looks good".

Big Gulp Award - TYB Shirts

This weeks Big Gulp Award goes out to Yummy Bro T-Shirts. Just yesterday we sold our 100th T-shirt to date. You know what that means? oh you dont? Well it means there is now exactly one hundred people out there turning heads with the latest in human fashion. I checked the label on all the new TYB shirts and it says they are made of 50% cotton and 50% boo-ya. (true story) My sister wore her shirt on Friday and won 200 dollars on a scratch off lottery ticket, coincidence? . . . . . probably, but you just never know.

If you're looking to purchase a Yummy Bro shirt email us at YummyBro@gmail.com and will get that ball rolling like Norm Duke!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Now on Twitter

Thats Yummy Bro is now on twitter. I dont really know what the heck it is, but if you're on it start following us. I added a link to the tabs on the right hand side. So add us then will have an end of the year party down in Twitter-ville!

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