Big Gulp'n It

In case your not familiar with who the man in this Big Gulp picture is (this link) may help. Yea thats right folks its the person that everybody loves to hate, the one and only Colin "partyin hard bitches" Grant.

Colin decided to up the ante at the local movie theatre and go for the twilight cup. I clearly don't respect the cup but here's what I do respect. This dude probably just dropped $5.50 on the large, just so he could get his picture on The Bro, but whats really sick is theaters give free refills on those big donkey cups. Say what you want about Colin but the kid partys hard.

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It's Keith Stone Day!

Thats Yummy bro is holding its Keith Stone Day, This dude is gold, hopefully many more to come if Keystones bush knows whats good for them.

"Hold my stones"

Legit use of the 5 foot beef stick in this one

Power Wheels - Throwback Thursday

If there was one thing you needed to solidify your status as an underage baller it was a Power Wheel. These things came in all sorts of models like the truck, corvette, vw beetle, etc. Oh and it was mandatory if you were a girl that your car had to be pink, that way we knew you had cooties.

I never owned one, but I did take out a 3 month lease on this maroon Jeep that my buddy Bretton was driving, he had trouble making the payments so my mom and I co-signed. The best part was I made a fake drivers license when I got the car, I think I was 7. I put my yearbook picture on a piece of looseleaf paper and wrote my name and address in marker, then scotch taped that whole hoe so it look laminated. It worked both times my dad pulled me over for speeding, the dude had no clue it was a fake.

These cars were way ahead of their time. They had it all from a reverse button to a rollbar in case you tipped over, to a shotgun seat for all my honeydips. Only problem was you spent 9 hours charging it and like 25 minutes getting to play with it, a lot like the iPhone. But man were those 25 minutes off the chain.

I have no idea why Power Wheels never made these for grown ups, charge like a couple hundred bucks and just remake them bigger. I would have like 7 in my garage. I could only imagine the look on a tricks face when I turn on the light in my garage and she sees my fleet of Power Wheels.

Pennies - The Worst

Im a huge supporter of our money system, but pennies are the worst. Ive literally thrown pennies out my window before because the penny slot in my car was full and I didn't want those copper pieces of crap laying around my console. You want me to save a hundred of those things just so I can have one dollar? fat chance Uncle Sam, this kid only saves the silver shiz.

Mailbag with Dr. Hall

If you ever have any questions you need to get off your chest then Dr. Hall is your man. From hoes to music to archery, The Doc has got you covered. 

"Dr. Hall, I recently turned 16 and my mother has gave me the option of either a 2005 corolla or a 2003 Ford ranger. I've been trying to decide, but what do you think , please factor in the amount of ladies and double gulps I will be gettting". - Tyler (Huntley, IL)

Tyler my man, I would only choose the '05 Corolla if you like penis and 3 inches of leg room in the back seat, otherwise get the Ford pickup truck. You can carry anything back there, from a grill to like 40 bags of mulch. Not to mention late night rendezvous' underneath the stars kid, ohhhhhh dont forget the sleeping bag.

Enjoy the ride,
Dr. Hall
Ballerville University '06

Youtube Tuesday!

(Foul Langauge) This guy is classic, I wish he was my uncle, then I'd never miss a family party.



Sent in by: Richard

LeBron in a nut shell



Sent in by: Matt Lythberg and Scott Zoellick

This is how you get your moneys worth when you get ejected from a ballgame (WARNING - foul langauge, for people who are at work)



Sent in by: Ryan Quigley and Bryan Cook

Nick Halls Jam to Download

Lady Antebellum - Our kind of love

May have the worst band name in the history of music, but they just produce jam after jam. Oh and the song has a piano in it. . . nuff said.

Adam Wainwright - Hanging with Mr. Cooper

On the left you have Connor Weaverling and on the right St. Louis Cardinals ace Adam Wainwright. I think Connor is such a big fan that he went up to his barber and asked for the Adam Wainwright cut. Con-man has been a regular on this site, from being the only 6'1'' seventh grader to takin pics with Adrian Peterson, and coming soon a Big Gulp picture.

Im just glad Connor got dressed up for this picture and didn't let Adam Wainwright know that he really likes baseball. The picture would easily double in awesomeness if your shirt read "Show Me That Fat Ass", just kidding but seriously I would wear it on the reg but mostly to Chipolte and job interviews.

Got a celebrity picture? email it in to YummyBro@gmail.com

Big Gulp Award - Brett Kellam

This weeks award goes out to Chicago's own Brett "Bossman" Kellam. After months upon months of waiting Brett was recently accepted into the Chicago police department on Wednesday. Its about time, I mean the guy reps 225 on the reg and drinks protein shakes for every meal.

If you happen to get pulled over by this fool in the city, mention yummy bro and he should let you off with a warning and if he tries to pull me over Im just gonna keep driving an then text his bush "Dude, its The Hall Trane, knock it off"

Big Gulp'n It

This picture was sent in by Becky something that starts with a J and Molly not quite sure because her last name wasn't in the email. Please do not adjust your computer screen settings, those are the actual color of their shirts. I almost had to turn down the contrast on mine just to see what was going on.

These 2 ladies are showing how to enjoy large amounts of pop while wearing florescent shirts. What I really wanna know is why didn't they go above and beyond expectations and get the extreme gulp mugs I see in the background.

Take a Big Gulp pic and send it in! - Yummybro@gmail.com

Car Dancer - The Boxer

Car Dancer is back in action with "The Boxer". Things just got real

Photo of the day - Gay-Swiss

My boy Tom "The Mule" Mueller rocks these shoes on the reg, I personally think they're the second gayest shoe on the market next to the converse all-stars but he seems to disagree. It looks like a shoe that should be worn by a senior citizen who has zero use of their legs, but maybe its just me. I would like to hear everyone's thoughts on this specific piece of footwear?

Fresh Outta the Oven with Thomas "Bone" Allen

Days of torrential rain have caused flooding of central China's Yangtze River. I know that sounds confusingly similar to "Yahtzee" River, but the Chinese government isn't rolling the dice on the welfare of its citizens. Although if they did, I bet the dice would all look the same, too.

Xinhua news agency reported the rainfall is the heaviest China has seen in five decades -- given their small stature, they can't see any further back.

Although I attempt to bring humor to the crisis, the reality is heartbreaking story for the Chinese. The flooding has caused more than 1 million people to evacuate 10 provinces, leaving their homes and belongings behind.

Using a chopstick, this girl escaped on a frisbee.

By: Thomas "Bone" Allen

Mailbag with Dr. Hall

If anyone ever has a question about life, sports, love, food, school, or whatever, you can email it to Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall will answer it with style, class, honor, and style.

"Doctor Hall, Ive been dating a guy for about a month and I still dont know if I really like him, what should I do?"  - Anne (McHenry, IL)

Thats a tough call Anne, I would say if you're not very attractive then hang on for dear life because not too many guys will be coming your way, but if you're like an 8, I'd dump em and go find someone you actually like. I hope this helps.

Dr. Hall
Ballerville University '06

Cinnamon Gum - The Worst

I don't know about you, but I think cinnamon gum is the worst. That stuff tastes like hot sauce mixed with butt. If I ever ask someone for a piece of gum and they happen to hand me big red, I simply smile and say thank you and wait for them to leave and then I punt it into the woods or whatever is nearby. If you're a weirdo who enjoys a good cinnamon taste then please do it in the confines of your own home, don't be spreading that shiz in public.

Youtube Tuesday!

Awhile back I posted this shake weight video, here is the same one with a new voice over, pretty funny cause he uses the term HJ

Here is a video that shouldnt be funny, cause parody raps usually are gay, but for some reason I dig it



Video sent in by: Victoria Choukarov

Pretty Bad A skit from Americas got talent. These guys would be awesome to have at your sleepovers.



Sent in by: Jayson Koehn

Brutal Facebook Status

Chris Norwood - can't think of a better way to start my weekend than seeing that the oil leak in the gulf has been stopped for the first time since April 20th

Sent in by a buddy, who said he can think of about 5 million better ways to start a weekend

Vanilla Ice - Hanging with Mr. Cooper

This picture was sent in by Heather Sims (white shorts) and it features her and rap legend Vanilla Ice, an be legend I mean he had one really sick song in 1992. My favorite line in Ice Ice Baby has to be "With my rag-top down so my hair can blow, The girlies on standby waving just to say hi, Did you stop no I just drove by". Gosh dang it, this mans a lyrical genius.

Its hard for me to believe he didn't stay famous for that long, cause say what you want about him but the guys got fashion sense. I can't speak for everyone but I can't wait to bust out my Adrenalin black basketball jersey that looks like I made it from an Eastbay catalog and a hat with the state of Florida on it.

Bradley Blanks - Big Gulp Award

This weeks award goes out to the man known as Bradley "Bo" Blanks. Bo is a pitcher who was picked up by the Philadelphia Phillies on Wednesday from the Windy City Thunderbolts. He hails from Fort Mill, South Carolina where everybody rides in trucks. My favorite part about Bo is that he couldn't be more white, but when he smiles he cant keep his eyes open so he immediately turns Asian, and thats when we call him Bo Sakomoto. Blanks really hates reading anything more then 2 sentences, walking at night because of coyotes, and wine.

These Shirts are laaa-git!

"The Bro" has officially gone coast to coast. Here is a pic sent in by Justin Brown down in Key West, FL rocking a Yummy Bro shirt in the Carribean. T.Y.B. apparel is so versatile, you can wear it with anything, I mean what other shirt do you know of that goes with weird colored green shorts? answer is nothing.

Wanna buy a TYB Shirt, send an email to yummybro@gmail.com only $14.99 plus shipping

Actual Quote

"Big sunglasses are the greatest thing to ever happen to average looking girls"

- DJ Nasty

Nick Halls Quick Thoughts

As a man with a keen eye, I want to know what's with waiters and waitresses these days? They've gotten so cocky that they're not even the ones who bring out your food anymore, they let the bus boys bring it out. The past ten or so times I've dined in at a restaurant this was the case. What in the F are we tipping them for, Writing down our order? Lucky for you I'm a nice fella so I'm still gonna tip my 20% just make sure I've always got my diet coke to the brim huh, oh and extra ice, thanks toots. 

Throwback Thursday - School Supplies

Before every school year your teacher would send you a list of all the retarded stuff you were going to need for the upcoming year. Im gonna try and recap some of the items you had to snag at Wal-Mart before your first day of school.

Pencil Box - I always rocked the "Spacemaker" box. It stored my NFL, MLB, and NBA team pencils. They were never no. 2 pencils, so I also had my mom buy me some color assorted mechanical ones for the when I was filling in that scantron shiz.

Compass - Not once in my 16 years of schooling did I ever need to draw a perfect circle, not once. So I did wanna any boy would do and drew boobs.

Trapper Keeper - A place where you could put some loose leaf paper, a honeydips yearbook picture, and some dividers to keep your classes in order. If you didnt draw with sharpie on the front of your trapper keeper then odds are good you were a tool

Protractor - A half circle and a six inch ruler . . . nuff said.

Kleenex? - This was always on my list but I never once got it, cause boogers and gum were made for sticking underneath my desk.

Debate Team - Mispronounced Sayings

My buddy Tom "The Mule" Mueller and I were having a conversation the other day when I had told him "we would just play it by year". The Mule was quick to inform me that the saying was "play it by ear". It was then I realized for the last ten years I have been mispronouncing that saying. I didn't feel so bad when two days later Ryan Quigley refered to some girl as a wack job, then Bo turned to me and said "why is she a wax job?" It was then I realized two things. One, Bo may have down syndrome, an Two, we need to have a lil discussion board about this.

Comment Below - Any sayings you or your friends have mispronounced in the past

Photo of the day - Motorola Razor

In this photo you have Zach Aakhus, its a tricky last name, its actually pronounced buttplug, yea the double-a's are silent. He is sitting on a couch in the lobby of our hotel at the all star game and I had to snap this picture. The reason for this picture is not to get Zach on Yummy Bro but to show you the antique that he calls his cell phone. 

It's a motorola razor, one of only 9 left on the planet and I believe its the only one still active if my calculations are correct. Almost as important as the gayness of his phone is that Zach looks a lot like a stay at home dad.

Youtube Tuesday!

Crazy video on a crab shedding its shiz

A cool video to watch, I mean 10 fly bys is a bit much but whatever



Video sent in by: Bryan Cook

I knew sex sells, but I had no idea it sold fishing motors.




Video sent in by: Brett Doszak

William Hung - Hangin with Mr. Cooper

Here you have Brian Smith (green) with two buddies and the former American Idol asian sensation William Hung. No matter how old he gets he will always be remember for his off the charts version of Ricky Martins "She bangs She bangs" (video link here)

I dont wanna be the bearer of bad news in case William hasn't looked in a mirror lately but this dude has a the biggest noggin I've ever seen. If someone came up to me and said "Yo Hall Trane, would you rather have a million dollars or William Hungs head full of quarters?" I'd have to sit down and really think it over.

Big Gulp Award - Espana

With the month long World Cup coming to an end, we can finally stop watching that no hands non sense. I have no problem waiting four more years to watch that shiz. Soccer is similar to pandora, it just makes for good background noise.

Not gonna lie, I watched a few games, my only problem with the sport is they don't shoot enough and pass way way too much, a lot like the autistic kid in your gym basketball. If I'm out there, I am shooting every time that ball comes within ten feet of me anywhere on the field.

Big Gulp'n It

David Rockett made a choice the other day and for some reason he chose the V-neck sweater. Then he made a better decision when he chose the Scarlett Johnassen 44 ounce Big Gulp collectible cup from some gay comic book movie. A few people had been saying Rockett was cooling off, well they better take it back cause the kids heatin up.

David is the pride of Sugarland Texas where he's been showing everyone the ropes of how to hydrate properly. I dont teach the straw and lid technique but hey, I can't be everywhere at once.

Whats Hot & Whats Not

Its already July, So I guess we better get started

WHATS HOT
Air Conditioning on the second highest setting - I have 4 settings on my SUV for the air, I always go with the third one, never fourth. You rock full blast AC and it doesn't matter if its a 2010 or a 1984 car, I feel like its gonna blow up

Using a mouse - Touch pads on laptops are gay. No one and I mean no one has mouse control like the Hall Trane. Im double clickin on shiz all day. Oh whats that? Yea I got a scroll thingy on it between the two buttons.

Miami Heat- They now have Lebron, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh in their starting five. I haven't seen a combo that good since Wendy's introduced the Spicy Chicken back in '01. (The number 6 if you're ordering off the menu screen)

WHATS NOT
iPad - You just paid seven hundred bucks for a big screened iPod. If you bought this then I got some really cool ocean front property in Iowa for sale

No U-Turns - Im 26 years old damn it, If I miss my exit and wanna spin around and head the other direction Im gonna do it cause I dont give a crap about the law. Then Im probably gonna look in my rearview mirror for the next 2 minutes to make sure no cops saw me.

Nick Halls Jam to Download

Enrique Iglesias - I like it

This song doesnt get you out of your seat and up and dancing then you gotta be in a wheelchair, or have downs or something.

Throwback Video

From the dance sequence on the stairs to the leopard skin jacket, its safe to say these dudes knew what it took back then to shoot a music video.

Throwback item of the week

The disposable camera. This camera could be bought at anywhere from a gas station, to walmart, or if you had won 350 tickets at your local arcade and didn't want to go with the mini soccer ball. The sweetest part about the camera was after every picture you had to crank it til it clicked. Then four out of  five times you would just throw the camera in a drawer when you were done and never even get your pictures developed.

These things were all over Junior High like cooties back in '97. If you didn't have a disposable camera and a picture of Jonathan Taylor Thomas in your locker then you were a nobody.

Laaa-git Website Link

Heres a funny site that comments on catalog pictures. A good read and way to pass some time at work.

http://catalogliving.tumblr.com/

sent in by: Victoria Choukarov

Dont wear that trick

There is nothing less attractive than when a girl wears her gay short billed hat. It makes you look like a wanna be train conductor/world war 2 Sargent hat. Not sure how this accessory became popular but it needs to stop, now. It makes any girl look awful and pardon my french but dykish*.

Dykish - (Dike-ish) adj. The art of liking women, when you're a woman

Brad Valentino - T.Y.B. Fan of the Month

The award for T.Y.B fan of the month goes to the best handyman in the business, the Coca-Cola king, the one they call B-Rad Valentino

Hometown: Rolling Meadows, IL

Hobbies, Sleepwalking with cookies and milk, playing the claw drop game at arcades, and trying to catch butterflies with his hands cupped.

Fun Fact: Holds the Illinois state record with 94 straight days with an hour or more nap taken after work.

Why he won: He's one heck of a brother in law, an awesome dad, Love's TYB and spreads it like mayo at his work, oh and the kid owns a white and black Yummy Bro shirt. Thats real talk!

Youtube Tuesday!

Oh you forgot your pole? Thats cool, I did too, real men just use their hands.



Video sent in by: Chris Leggee

Bend it like the Hall Trane. If you didnt like David Beckham or soccer, now you will. Some of these kicks are on a whole nother level. (kick at 2:05 is butter)



Video Sent in by: Alex Hunter

Pretty funny video about people and the iPhone 4. I have the iPhone and I agree with the brown bear, but either way after the first minute it gets pretty funny. (warning! kinda vulger)



Video sent in by: Julie Unroe

Text Message

Me - Is it gay that I got nauseous from playing Call of Duty?

Lake - If you're nauseous from the blood then yea your gay, but if its from spinning around, being a baller, and killing bitches, then no.

Gordon Beckham - Hangin with Mr Cooper

This picture was sent in by Dave Reynolds, its him and Chicago White Sox 3rd Baseman Gordon Beckham. If I didn't know any better I would of said these two were identical twins, except Gordon Beckham is good lookin, just kidding, but seriously no homo.

Lets do a little recap shall we; Dave played ball at Northern Illinois University, Beckham played at the University of Georgia, point Dave. Gordon Beckhams hitting .206, Dave Reynolds weighs 207, point Dave. Gordon Beckham makes 500K a year, Dave lives with his parents, point Gordon.

Big Gulp'n It

Take a Big Gulp pic and send it in to YummyBro@gmail.com

Here you have Brett "Bossman" Kellam rocking three things; a great hair day, a double gulp of dew, and a mustache that belongs in 1978. Brett is no stranger to "power drinkin" at 7-11. Anyone who lives in the Chicago city limits is usually a veteran in the pop game.

Brett drives a Toyota Corolla whos tachometer reads just over three hundred thousand miles and he claims its worth about a grand. I'm quick to fill him in that his car is only worth a grand if you there's a thousand dollars sitting in the trunk.

Quick Thoughts By: Nick Hall

When I was living in Texas and a little in Illinois I noticed illegal people from Mexico drive so slow on the roads its ridiculous. Im pretty sure they drive slow because they're not legal in this country and don't want to get pulled over and caught, but Im almost positive you're much more likely to get pulled over for doing 19 in a 55 then for speeding. So a tip for all you illegals . . . . go the speed limit bruh.

Mailbag with Dr. Hall

I stated in an earlier post that if anyone ever had a question about life, sports, love, food, school, picking your nose or whatever you can email it to us at Yummybro@gmail.com and Doctor Hall will answer it with style, class, and fortitude. Just kidding, I dont even know what fortitude is, but I will use buttloads of style and class.

"Doctor, I worked at a High School this past year, and one of the students who is 18 and just graduated wants to hang out this summer. Im not working there next year and shes pretty cute. What should I do?"
- Mark (Naperville, IL)

Wow is that a tough call there or what. Was she on the dance team? Nevermind, here's my advice to you; If this trick is an 8 or higher I would say make a move cause that's a cool story for years to come. If she's like a 6 and you just think it'd be fun to get with a former student, then that's not cool at all, just kidding, still do it.

Dr. Hall

The low down on Junior High Girls

On a date it was mandatory that you and your date sat in the back seat while your mom drove you. It was like you were a 12 year old with a chauffeur. An before you picked up your date you had to tell you mom that under no circumstances could she turn around or act like she knew you.

My favorite thing to do with a girl in Jr High was exchanging yearbook pics. When she slipped me that 2 x 1 for my wallet I was puddy in her hands, then I would slip her my 12 x 9 that was supposed to be for the frame in my Dads office and she instantly would want to go to second base.

Back in the day when you would hold hands with a girl it was mandatory that neither one of you could move your hand. You felt like if you moved your hand then it was gonna ruin the mood. So no matter how much perspiration built up you just had to stay put and ride it out, cause holding hands was serious business.

Whenever you broke up with a girlfriend that you were dating it was always done one of two ways. You told that trick in a note or you just had your friend do it for you. . . . boom!