This is way harder than you think, took me about 25 minutes of good will hunting math and equations to figure out exactly what I'd want down in that finished basement with me.
3 pts - Hygiene Products, Im not mr clean or shower 4 times a day but being in a basement for a decade, Im gonna need some cleaning products so I dont have to throw away 2 points on a PHD dude
4 pts - Unlimited Fast Food, I love McDonalds more then I like oxygen, I will be hitting sonic, Subway and all the gems for every meal in my basement. Gonna be nasty, real nasty
7 pts - 52 inch TV and and every premium package. Id do this if it were worth 30 points. Gotta watch college football, Triple D or for the lames, Diners Drive-ins and Dives and Shark Tank
6 pts - To bring my dog down there with me, gotta have a companion and nothing better than a chocolate lab who like sleeping
Ok Im at 20 points right now, Its about to get real.
3 pts - for my iphone once a week. Get to text people, stay in touch and get free internet once a week, thats worth 3 points all day long. I love checking my phone after hooping for 2 hours, cant imagine the texts rolling in after 6 days away from that shiz.
23 Total so far
5 pts - Workout room with bball court and batting cages. In 2023 I would have the swing of Babe Ruth and the outside jumper of Ray Allen, butt those weights may collect some dust.
2 Pts left, I guess i'll take the satellite radio even though I want the video games for 4 points real bad, just dont have it. May rethink the dog. But this is where Im at. ENJOY!
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I snagged this idea from Barstool Sports, thanks
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gotta go with the hygiene products (cant go to complete waste especially with the workout area, I mean a person can get pretty smelly), medical care (never know what medical shit you may need, prompt was not really specific about the possibility of needing this, but ya never know) , workout room (I would be an Pro/olympic athlete by the end of the 10 years), cell phone (have to agree with your logic here), 52" TV (if it has everything that means radio, games, etc.), skylight (need to get that vitamin D somehow and I'm not eating that many carrots), unlimited kitchen (with all that time damn I would be a good chef and could open a 5 star restaurant when all was said and done. And if I was working out that much I wouldn't want fast food all the time, even when I did I could make it because I would have the recipe for it), then with 2 points remaining I would upgrade to the mayo clinic because I can't do much with 2 points (again this is depending on the exact-ness of the health issue in the first place) and then I would see if I could upgrade either the phone to more than a day for that last point, or the jacuzzi to a sick ass steam shower, because baths suck.
I only need 18 points.
18 year old - 18 points
HD Camera (duh) - 3 Points
Unlimited Booze - 5 points
Jacuzzi tub - 3 points
And I will tip the 18 year old with my last remaining point
Done
I'd spend 24pts on guns, 6pts on a kitten and then I'd shoot that f*cker 72 times.
-Bone
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