Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Toss Up Tuesday: America's Got Talent Judges

America's Got Talent judges Heidi Klum and Mel B have some talent of their own.

















Ok, by far the best talent on this show is when the camera goes to either Heidi or Mel B...and is an instant stiffy when they have a shot of both of them.  My roommate crushes this show and I honestly stick around the check out these two judges.  Now which one has more talent America, Heidi Klum or Mel B?

Heidi Klum's talent is off the chain.  She's a 5-Tool player from head to toe.  She is 41 years of age but still could wipe the floor clean with models in their 20's.  She has the same delicious looking breastesses now that she did back in her Seal days...days we all wish never happened.  We're talking Cougar City when it comes to Judge Klum.  Love you talent.

No when it comes to Mel B's talents, she has two very distinct skills.  Right Boobie and Left Boobie.  By far the best set of talent on America's Got Talent.  She practiced long and hard for those particular set of skills and she doesn't give a dayum who knows.  Mel B just has that "It" Factor you know.  If I were ever to imagine myself with a Black, English, Singer who was in a All-Girl Band (That probably played in the minor leagues of girl on girl action) with monster Ta-Ta's it would be Mel-B and its not even close.  

Winner: Mel B

I've always envisioned myself with a Black, English, Singer who was in a All-Girl Band (That probably played in the minor leagues of girl on girl action) with monster Ta-Ta's

Mel B










Heidi Klum








2 comments:

BZ said...

White chicks for life!

Frankie said...

No one likes dark meat and by no one I mean myself

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