That's YUMMY BRO

Unreal

2012-02-13T10:37:00.000-05:00

Some schmuck who lives in the state of Rhode Island won last nights powerball worth 336 million dollars. No human on earth should be allowed to win over a third of a billion dollars through the lottery. This guy went from being normal one day to now one of Americas elite the next.

Here is a list of stuff you can buy with $336,000,000:

The Pittsburgh Pirates
2 Cruise ships
The entire state of Mississippi
Ten Private G5 jets
The top 3 most expensive paintings in the world
79 billion High school lunches
My friendship

R.I.P. Whit

2012-02-13T10:35:00.000-05:00

Im not going to stand here and tell you I listened to her before bed every night or how big a fan I was, but no joke this trick may of had the single greatest voice in the history of mankind. Listen to her sing the national anthem at superbowl 25 and it makes you want to enlist in the army.

Chicago Must!

2012-02-12T22:39:00.002-05:00

For those of you who live in or close to Illinois this shall come as no surprise, but for those of you who dont, here is what you need to eat while youre in town.

(pictured left) Hot dog special with Ketchup, Mustard, celery salt and hot peppers! I hit Tommys on the reg when I am back in Crystal Lake, but any Chicago style dog place should suffice.

Italian Beef (bottom left) - This is the most important item on the menu. Hot peppers and beef are the two greatest things got has ever mixed together. Portillos is where you need to go for this. I would literally sell my truck for them to open a Portillos in Louisiana. Then id finance 10 speed mountain bike and peddle over to that biznitch daily!

Deep Dish (right) - Can't get pizza like this anywhere else in the world, toppings on bottom, sauce on top, ohh dang doo! Some places use huge chunks of tomatos in their sauce, not my style, then I usually chunk it at the waiters face!

The Butter (23 Pictures)

2012-02-09T23:47:00.001-05:00

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Weatherman gets an A-

2012-02-09T10:49:00.001-05:00

Just a regular dude

2012-02-09T00:58:00.001-05:00

Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks is just a regular dude and appears to be living a pretty casual lifestyle. Playing on a week to week contract for the New York knicks and wondering if he'll make it the whole year on an unguaranteed contract, he didn't want to have to sign a lease, so this man did what any other human on earth would do . . . . . live on his brothers couch.

His contract not even guaranteed until Tuesday afternoon. So for the past six weeks, Lin, 23, has been sleeping in his brother Josh's living room. "Its good, He has his own couch," Josh Lin (brother)

As a man who has slept roughly 500 nights on a couch, I get what hes doing (shoutout to Mike Zagurski for his couch of 3 weeks in florida for pro workouts, Brad Medchill and DJ Nasty for god knows how long on their couch in Houston, and Emilie Hall Valentino for just under a half decade on that green baby in your living room). Haha love the part how they state its "his own" couch. As a couch connoisseur, I know this cat went into Ashley furniture about 6 weeks ago and picked out a serious piece of furniture, dude may have even popped a little extra for that microfiber.

Lin has played quite well since Knicks of late, averaging 26.5 points, 7.5 assists, two steals, and (erm) 4.5 turnovers a game in the Knick wins over New Jersey and Utah. This guy better not jynx it and hop in a bed, if I were him I would be a couch man til 2018.

The Butter (14 Pictures)

2012-02-08T08:07:00.001-05:00

You need to be on a diet, heres is just a little butter today

Click it!

YouTube Tuesday!

2012-02-07T01:11:00.001-05:00

Real good bit by Key and Peele

Trick Pool Shots

2012-02-07T00:16:00.001-05:00

How a Louis Vuitton mens dress shoe is made

2012-02-07T00:09:00.000-05:00

Pretty F'n Cool

The Butter (21 Pictures)

2012-02-06T08:40:00.001-05:00

Superbowl Sunday . . . . Butter Monday

Super Bowl

2012-02-06T08:34:00.000-05:00

Congratulations to the New York Giants on becoming Super Bowl champs.

Now on to the more important topic. . . . The Peyton Manning sweepstakes. I hope he goes to Miami, and then he wins 4 straight super bowls with Brandon Marshall and Reggie Bush. If not there then to San Francisco to play with the 49ers and Jim Harbaughs bush. There are so many bad starting QBs in the NFL that people think are good it makes me sick.

To name a few:
Mark Sanchez
Joe Flacco
Alex Smith
Josh Freeman
etc.

Greatest Sonic Order of All-Time

2012-02-03T09:37:00.000-05:00

This is 24 Karat pure gold (Great submit by Mark Miskell)

The Butter (23 Pictures) "Cabins"

2012-02-03T09:28:00.001-05:00

Pretty cool site called freecabinporn.com (the names brutal) my buddy Chris showed me. Nothing but different cabins and shiz. And what are my two favorite things in the world? Cabins and butter

Real Talk by: Nick Hall

2012-02-03T09:23:00.001-05:00

Don't tell someone how unhealthy something that they are eating is unless asked

Earth still has awesome people

2012-02-02T10:55:00.000-05:00

This happened on TAM airlines last week.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What’s the problem, mam?" the hostess asked her
"Can’t you see?" the lady said – "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, mam" – said the hostess
"Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I’m still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, There isn’t any empty seat in this class- economy class., but I spoke to the captain and he confirmed there are no open seats in the economy and one seat available in first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sitting next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class…"

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked at the scene, started applauding, some standing on their feet."

Monster High Schooler

2012-02-02T09:47:00.000-05:00

Dude looks like he is playing 3rd graders, thats the 7'5'' High School hooper from Senegal (now playing in California) Mamadou Ndyaie. In all honesty, hes pretty athletic for being that size and 17 yrs old

The Butter (21 Pictures)

2012-02-01T09:29:00.000-05:00

Hey Yo Bartender . . . . . . more Butter!

Shoutout to - Sneakhype Dopeness, Redrif, and daily Pic dump

Rubio talking noise

2012-01-31T09:35:00.001-05:00

Ricky Rubio telling Kobe that USA is gonna win Silver in the Olympics. I would bet my grandmas house, with her in, with my truck in the garage and my dog in the back that USA wins gold. (sidenote, usually hate Kobe, love him here)

Bryant: “You talking about London?”
Gasol: “Oh yeah.”
Rubio: “You’re gonna be there?”
Bryant: “F*ck yeah I’ma be there.”
Rubio: “You know you’re getting the silver medal. You know that.”
Bryant: “Shiiiiiiit! I’m taking bets. If I win, I get the keys of Barcelona.”
Rubio: “I bet what you want.”
Bryant: “I’ll take it!”
*Barstool Sports

Middle Finger Montage

2012-01-31T00:55:00.002-05:00

Pretty good bit (foul langauge in song, in case youre at work)

Blake Griffin dunks on Kendrick Perkins

2012-01-31T00:26:00.001-05:00

Oh My Word

History Lesson Fools!

2012-01-30T10:40:00.002-05:00

My uncle was able to find this photo will digging through some things at my grandmas house (shoutout to Grams 87 years old).

If you wanna talk about real life, this photograph was taken 94 years ago in 1918. That lady rocking that low cut black dress is my great grandmother and in the apron is her brother, a butcher in front of his butcher shop in downtown Chicago (dude prolly has a vise grip for a handshake). My grandma was the youngest of 7 children, those 2 in the pic are her oldest and second oldest sisters. My great grandmother had come over from Italy on a ship to America 4 years prior. This may just be me, but I think its crazy cool to actually see what life was like back then. 1918 was in the middle of World War I and a year later we had Prohibition.

Hunting is my jam

2012-01-30T01:57:00.002-05:00

The past two weekends I have went deer hunting (once in Mississippi and once in Louisiana). It's safe to say the kids addicted. Not many cooler feelings out there then walking through a pasture, holding a rifle, dressed in some realtree camo and heading to your deer stand. You feel like Bob lee Swagger.

This brings me to my next point, the kid wants to buy a hunting camp. I have been looking hard the past few weeks at buying some hunting land in Mississippi. Could you imagine if I was a land owner? Gosh dang would that be sick, Id have everything single thing named on the whole property. "Ok, Your deer stands about 200 yds that way, you will cross over the Michael Jordan creek, walk through the Hall Trane pasture and it should be on your right, along the Bear Grylls fence line". But in all honesty, if I do ever pull the trigger on some property and you're a half way cool human, were gonna hunt that shiz out of this place. (Mike Sullivan is not allowed)

Steven Tylers the worst

2012-01-30T01:33:00.001-05:00

I can't believe Im the same gender as this fruit basket. Guy wears hats that look like they were jammed into a suitcase for the last decade, then adds a beautiful coyote tooth necklace and tops it off with a little raccoon tail wove into in his hair. (no male should ever be associated with the word wove)

I was never a big idol fan, but now its on my banned list, joining Panda Express (who still has 4 months to go for my 2-year ban because there rice tasted like poo on back to back visits and they have Pepsi products). You should get comfy on the banned list Tyler, cause you're tranny looking bush may never come off.

Friday Butter (14 Pics)

2012-01-27T07:50:00.000-05:00

The butt er

Will Smith is the man

2012-01-27T07:45:00.002-05:00

Guy would be a blast to hang with, classic he could care less to remember what the lyrics were.

Navy Seals Do It Again

2012-01-25T14:12:00.003-05:00

Gosh dang it, this makes me proud to don the RED WHITE and BLUE!

(Barstool sports) - The same U.S. Navy SEAL that killed Osama bin Laden parachuted into Somalia under cover of darkness early Wednesday and crept up to an outdoor camp where an American woman and Danish man were being held hostage. Soon, nine kidnappers were dead and both hostages were freed. President Barack Obama authorized the mission by SEAL Team Six two days earlier, and minutes after he gave his State of the Union address to Congress he was on the phone with the American’s father to tell him his daughter was safe.

The raiders came in quickly, catching the guards as they were sleeping, nine pirates had been killed in the raid and three were “taken away.” A U.S. official confirmed media reports that the SEALs parachuted into the area before moving on foot to the target. The official said SEAL Team Six carried out the mission, the same team that killed al-Qaida leader bin Laden in Pakistan last May. The raid happened near the Somali town of Adado

The Butter (21 Pictures)

2012-01-25T10:26:00.001-05:00

LeBron is the best player in the NBA, The Butter is the best player on the internet

Hangin with Mr. Cooper - Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012-01-25T09:38:00.000-05:00

Its been quite some time since we did a hangin with Mr. Cooper segment, but in my inbox popped up an email with Kathy Jermal and the hottie of the 90's Jennifer love Hewitt.

She said she bumped into her in the central park market in New York City, which would make sense its around food, cause word on the street is Jennifers got a rear end like a water buffalo, but you'd never know cause shes still got it going on up top. You'd never know she was 33 years old or filmed "Can't Hardly Wait" almost 14 years ago. Long story short, its pretty sweet bumping into celebrities and thats why this segment is awesome. Good work Kathy!

YouTube Tuesday!

2012-01-24T10:12:00.001-05:00

Best traffic cop in all of the Philipines

5 Dorks gettin after it

2012-01-24T01:03:00.000-05:00

Like I said earlier, 5 dorks gettin after it

Video sent in by: Bill Brewster

Dancin Zebra

2012-01-23T23:55:00.002-05:00

I literally had no idea this zebra was fake til the very end

Its the "23"rd of the Month

2012-01-23T21:36:00.002-05:00

This pretty much sums it up!

The Butter (19 Pictures)

2012-01-23T10:32:00.000-05:00

Monday morning . . . . . . Its butter time!

Nike+ Fuel band

2012-01-23T01:01:00.000-05:00

According to www.dexinger.come Nike is coming out with an innovative wristband that tracks and measures everyday movement to motivate and inspire people to be more active. Activities can now be measured through a new metric called NikeFuel: the more active you are, the more NikeFuel you earn.

Designed to be worn throughout the day, the ergonomic, user-friendly NIKE+ FuelBand uses accelerometry to provide information about different activities through movement of the wrist via a LED dot matrix display. Four metrics are available: Time, Calories, Steps and NikeFuel. Unlike calorie counts, which vary based on someone's gender and body type, NikeFuel is a normalized score that awards equal points for the same activity regardless of physical makeup.

The Butter - Wild Wild West (19 Pictures)

2012-01-20T01:00:00.000-05:00

Here is a photo album of the actual wild wild west during the western frontier. Talk about a bunch of bad A dudes

Chris Rock Quotes

2012-01-19T00:44:00.000-05:00

A man is only as faithful as his options.

The problem with ni**az is they will brag about normal sh*t and want credit for it, like "I take care of my kids" You supposed to you dumb muthaf*cka, "I ain't neva been to jail" You want a cookie? you not suppose to go to jail you low expectation muthaf**ka

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn’t have any innocent bystanders.

If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.

“Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those ni*gas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain’t got one.”

“You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies … a man lie is, “I was at Kevin’s house!” A woman lie is like, “It’s your baby!”

I mean, they don’t grade fathers. But if your daughter’s a stripper, you f**ked up.

Nothing more racist than a old black man, you know why? ‘Cause the old black man went through some real racism. He ain’t go through that “I can’t get a cab” shit. He was the cab! White man just jump on his back and say “Main Street!”

SOPA Protest

2012-01-18T22:42:00.000-05:00

I posted on the bro today unlike many other websites. SOPA can suck it, Im not a union worker, I don't protest, kid speeds up over speed bumps not slows down.

The Butter (19 Pictures)

2012-01-18T07:49:00.000-05:00

I can't believe it is butter

Get em Mitt!

2012-01-18T00:38:00.000-05:00

I am not a political kind of guy, in fact this may be my second post ever about it.

Last night, I accidentally watched the Republican debate and man did I fall in love with Romney as a candidate. Dude just reeks of success and leadership. Not to mention he answers every question like it was a kids jeopardy.

If I could pick one man to run our country besides Michael Jeffrey Jordan its my boy Mitt. Also my dad likes him and by the looks of it, him and my dad are both frequent visitors to Brooks Brothers. The dude looks like a president too, so I say "Get em Mitt"

YouTube Tuesday!

2012-01-17T11:03:00.001-05:00

Talking about how Americans just dont care

20 Family Guy Impersonations

2012-01-17T09:48:00.001-05:00

Only seen this show a handful of times, but this guys great. His Joe Swanson is unreal

Freestyle Snowboarding

2012-01-17T09:11:00.001-05:00

Doesn't get going until the 0:45 sec mark, but then it really gets going

Video sent in by: Chris Leggee

Down in TWITTER-VILLE

2012-01-16T11:43:00.002-05:00

Don't forget to follow @Yummybro on Twitter

Safe House - Movie Trailer

2012-01-13T12:21:00.001-05:00

This looks like it has a chance to be one of Denzels best movies, comes out in February

The Butter (26 Pictures)

2012-01-13T00:04:00.000-05:00

Its Friday Friday, Butter gets down on Friday, everybody's lookin forward to the weekend!

Shout out to: http://onlydopeness.com/47862

Joke of the day

2012-01-12T23:20:00.001-05:00

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I have ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, shes is noticeably upset. She says to a man next to her, "That bus driver just insulted me!" The man says, "Well then, you go right back up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Email in

2012-01-12T10:33:00.001-05:00

If you ever have a picture you want submitted into "The Butter" feel free to email it in to yummybro@gmail.com

Holy Frick

2012-01-12T02:08:00.003-05:00

Anybody seen this chick? Pretty insane, I did this a few years ago before I got tennis elbow, only difference was that I used a bowling ball

video by: Melissa Werderitch

The Butter - "Throwback Photos" (27 Pics)

2012-01-12T01:52:00.003-05:00

If you remember these Photos then you definitely grew up in the 90's (got this idea from chive)

@GhettoHikes Twitter Account

2012-01-11T07:46:00.001-05:00

This guy takes inner city kids on hiking trips and just tweets all the funny stuff he hears (brought to my attention by Mike Marx & Luke Trayser)

"They should put a olive garden out here."

"Hold up, I got crumbles all in my pack cuz I trip and fall on a saltine sleeve"

"If my cousin Barry didn't get his metal detector stoled we coulda brang it out here n' found all sorts of treasures n' shit."

"The earth be like, 'today i feel like makin a river.' That's just motherfuckin' mother nature."

"I'mma take summa this waterfall water back to my girl and give it to her for her birthday. That bitch loves waterfalls."

"Mr Cody, if there's a avalanche i'mma just hop inside a snow ball and I see all y'all at the bottom."

"Bring the first aids kit, Leon think he tore his rotisserie cuff."

Yo we betta not run into any bears, unless it's Smokey, I bet he cool.

"Yo Mr. Cody, it's like we got in a time machine n' traveled to Africa or somtin"

"Just imagine if u were like a caveman a thousand years ago, killin' animals wit a big ass stick and ridin a big ass bison."

"Dammm, check out dat river! Somebody gimme a boat n' summa dem white water rafflin' sticks n' i'mma tear dat bitch up."

"Yo, how many stars up in here? Next time we campin' i'mma bring me a microscope, peep me some space."

"Hold up, I think we lose Tasia, she aint burn a calorie since the fun run."

"Patrice over there eatin leafs."

Gramma gettin hers

2012-01-10T10:08:00.000-05:00

Video sent in by: Sarah Moore and Eddie Side

Around the World in 5 minutes

2012-01-10T09:50:00.002-05:00

Cool if you like geography or history, The Hall Trane loves both

The Butter (19 Pictures)

2012-01-09T01:00:00.001-05:00

Oh dont act like you didn't want the butter this beautiful monday morning

GoDaddy.com Bowl Champions

2012-01-09T01:00:00.000-05:00

Last night my Huskies defeated Arkansas State 38-20 on ESPN to win the GoDaddy.com bowl. Shoutout to my buddy Chandler Harnish on an incredible year at quarterback, can't wait to watch him on Sundays. I would aslo like to give out a gameball to #11 Rashaan Melvin, #5 Jamal Womble, #21 Dechane "pick six" Durante, #7 Perez Ashford, and #1 Martel Moore.

11-3 (7-1 MAC)
*MAC Champs
*GoDaddy.com Bowl Champs

The Butter - "Peru Looks Fun" (14 Pictures)

2012-01-06T11:12:00.000-05:00

Next on the bucket list Peru!

redrif.com

His Mom and Me are not happy with his choice

2012-01-06T11:01:00.000-05:00

His moms reactions is priceless. I could of played baseball at Poop State University and my mom would have been thrilled for me, not this mama!

Bow-Fishing

2012-01-06T10:40:00.000-05:00

Tonight on the gulf coast I am going bow-fishing for the first time ever. So minus this dude wearing fruity shoes and being 55 years old, I will look exactly like him in about 8 hours. Except on the gulf you go at night, and they have halogen lights underneath the both that light up the water that makes every fish within 20 feet visible. Gonna be real real sick.

Best Craps Table ever

2012-01-05T15:03:00.010-05:00

If I had to pick 10 dudes to go play craps with in Vegas, here is my lineup! (shoutout to Joe Krella, Drew Hall, and Brett Kelley, craps legends). The Hall Tranes Legendary Craps Table

1. Floyd Mayweather (laid down 400K on Auburn last week)

2. Vince Vaughn - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRB05F3pPW4

3. Bobby Knight "Lets roll a fuckin 7 or a fuckin 11, none of this weak snakes eyes shit for christs sake"

4. Charles Barkley (Everybody else is just turrrrrible)

5. Pete Skarpias - Met him in the Palms Sportsbook, instand legend! Sat next to him for 10 straight hours on a college fb Saturday, he took 3 naps, dry shaved with a razor, and picked winners.

6. Jon Gruden "You got this guy rollin a perfect 7 route, did you see the speed of that roll? thats just unbelievable, great stuff man"

7. Gerry Dee - http://www.yummybro.com/2012/01/gerry-dee.html

8. Michael Jordan (must bring cigars for everyone and play in his black bulls uni with his patent leather shoes from '96)

9. Any WW2 veteran, because those dudes are so legit its not even funny

10. Bear Grylls - In case we lose all our money and need to go hunt down dinner and also because this dude could widdle a craps table from a maple tree in like 9 minutes

The Rake Guy - David Spade

Pit Boss - Sgt. Slaughter

Celebrity Yearbook Pics (14 Photos)

2012-01-05T10:47:00.001-05:00

Seacrest was killing it back in the day

reposted from redrif.com

Old Cowboy Rules

2012-01-05T01:40:00.000-05:00

These American cowboy codes of the west (authorship is unknown) were common sense approaches to cowboy and western etiquette.

Never pass anyone on the trail without saying "Howdy".
When approaching someone from behind, give a loud greeting before you get within pistol shot.
Never try on another man's hat.
After you pass someone on the trail, don't look back at him. It implies you don't trust him.
Riding another man's horse without his permission is nearly as bad as making love to his wife.
Never shoot an unarmed man and never shoot a woman.
A cowboy never complains, ever!
A horse thief is ground for a hanging.
Don't wave at a man on a horse. It might spook the horse and the man will probably think you're an idiot. (A nod is the proper greeting.)
Never wake another man by shaking or touching him. He might wake up suddenly and shoot you.
Real cowboys are modest and never brag.
A cowboy doesn't talk much; he saves his breath for breathing.
No matter how weary and hungry you are after a long day in the saddle, always tend to your horse's needs before your own, and get your horse fed before you eat.
Cuss all you you want, but only around men, horses and cows.

Quick Thoughts by: Nick Hall

2012-01-04T10:28:00.000-05:00

I don't know why but I can not stand when a waitress doesn't write down the order of the table and just acts like she has the worlds best memory. Whenever theres something wrong when the food comes out, I just wanna say "maybe you should of wrote down our order whore" (disclaimer - whore does not mean a sexually veteraned person, I just love using that word as a put down)

The Butter (18 Pictures)

2012-01-04T10:11:00.001-05:00

Photo albums never get old, ever!

Best News Bloopers of 2011

2012-01-03T14:30:00.001-05:00

Gerry Dee

2012-01-03T10:56:00.002-05:00

My man Gerry Dee is back at it again with his interviews

Holding door etiquette

2012-01-03T10:32:00.000-05:00

Actually laughed out loud toward the end

1 Breakfast for life

2012-01-02T10:51:00.000-05:00

If I could only eat one breakfast for the rest of my life it'd be easy:

I would for sure start off with at least 3 or 4 of my dads world famous (well Hall family famous) french crepes, with butter, powder sugar, and maple syrup. My dad was born in France and lived there for almost 8 months so you know he's got crepes on lock down. I'd prolly gain 35 pounds in year 1, but the kid would be in a crepe coma so who cares

Next, with my crepes, Id have a McDonalds
southern style chicken biscuit. These bad boys are my one weakness in life. I find the dumbest ways to leave the house early sometimes just to get one, Its 830 am, I really need a stamp from the post office, I guess while Im out I can swing through the Golden Arches, Boom! So this is my breakfast Id eat every day

The Butter (19 Pictures)

2012-01-02T10:16:00.000-05:00

Everythings better with butter

Sports clip Saturday - Nations Best 11 yr old Hoopster

2011-12-31T12:04:00.003-05:00

This kid could play for NIU right now

Video submitted by Steve Narish

Auggie Garrido

2011-12-30T10:34:00.005-05:00

Auggie Garrido, The University of Texas coach is the basically the Bobby Knight of college baseball. Thus once again proving our generation isn't half as cool or tough as the ones before us. Gosh this dude is cool and also this is why Texas is in the college world series every other year and a national powerhouse. (shoutout to my buddy and former longhorn 2nd baseman Mike Torres)

P.R.S. People Ridin Shiz, Keri

2011-12-30T10:24:00.000-05:00

The other night after we all went out to a little family dinner, my brothers wife Keri saw this old school bike statue outside the restaurant and wanted to as she said "Im gonna ride that shiz". They say not much changes when you get married, Id agree with that, but when you acquire the last name Hall, the whole game changes. You start smelling better, running faster, becoming really good at jeopardy, and extremely dependent on pop.

You may think her boots are a little blurry and they are, but thats only because she was fake peddling for about 30 seconds, forwards and backwards (which is just showin off).

The Denver Dry-Off

2011-12-29T12:04:00.003-05:00

Ever been driving down the road and you realize that no one is looking so you decide to pick your nose. Dont be bashful, everyone does it, so as soon as you pull your finger out. . . BOOM, you've got a huge booger on there. Well I am here to tell you what to do. If it’s a runner (that means it’s real slimy not much consistency) you’re gonna want to go with the “Denver Dry-Off” technique.

Denver Dry-Off: What you do is, roll down your window about 6 inches, this will avoid anything flying back into the car. Then take your finger with the booger on it and place it out the window for a solid 25-30 seconds. This amount of time allows for just the right amount of car-wind to hit it. Your car must be going over 30 mph for the DDO (Denver dry off) to work properly. This technique allows for the booger to harden while gaining a little more density. After you have held your finger out there for the allotted time, you simply roll it with your thumb and give a nice little flick. Bring your hand back inside the vehicle and your good as new.

-Nick Hall

Oregon's New Rose Bowl Uniforms (7 Pics)

2011-12-29T09:44:00.000-05:00

There is one fact in college football, and thats Oregon will always be the uniform king until someone else can de-thrown them. I thought they couldn't top last years Nat'l championship ones with the neon green, then versus LSU they went all black with neon green and now they've done it again with these!

HUGE Debate Time

2011-12-28T11:08:00.000-05:00

Yesterday in a family discussion about god knows what, my brother and I were discussing dropping dueces in the bathroom. I proceed to talk about looking at the toilet paper after you make a swipe. He got all up in arms and couldn't believe I would look at the TP before I threw it into the toilet. Then I told him, "Dude you need to see what you're working with and gauge how many more wipes you're looking at" then he says "No way, you can just feel it without looking"

So I ask the people! Do you look or not look at the TP when you wipe after dumps?

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The Butter (15 Pictures)

2011-12-28T10:47:00.001-05:00

Heres some buck wild photos from the past few days

Animal Mastery - YOUTUBE TUESDAY

2011-12-27T00:38:00.001-05:00

This just re-confirms my theory you can housebreak any animal on the planet. Awesome videos

Crocodile Master

2011-12-27T00:37:00.002-05:00

Really cool to see a man make buddies with a Croc, also would of never guessed this fool spoke English

Lion Master

2011-12-27T00:36:00.003-05:00

Video may mess up for the first 20 seconds, still worth it

Hyena Master

2011-12-27T00:35:00.004-05:00

Merry Christmas

2011-12-25T12:41:00.000-05:00

Merry Christmas Doo

Its the "23"rd of the Month

2011-12-23T11:16:00.000-05:00

I was tipped off by Mark Murray that they are selling a new Michael Jordan Cologne. I used to rock this on every brithday party in junior high, heck every time I knew I would see a girl I threw this stuff on. I may need to go grab a batch in case they take it off the market again.

MJ does nothing but win championships, make unreal cologne, crush hoes, and gamble. What a dude . . . . what . . . a. . . . dude.

Africa Looks Fun (12 Pics)

2011-12-22T23:56:00.000-05:00

Its incredible that this is the same planet

Top 50 plays of 2011

2011-12-22T10:58:00.001-05:00

Would ya look at that!

2011-12-22T10:14:00.000-05:00

There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why hasn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down,
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers,
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all.)

That is why:
When the stars are out they are visible,
But when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts,
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

The Butter (26 Pictures)

2011-12-21T01:42:00.002-05:00

If you don't like a bunch of awesome photos, I don't like you

Shoutout!

2011-12-21T01:32:00.000-05:00

Im a huge supporter of any school I attended, that and the fact I can dance like no ones business, I wanted to give a shoutout to the Prairie Ridge Pom team who placed 2nd in State this year. 1:50 to 2:05 clip is real sick

Hunting Pictures, SEND EM

2011-12-21T00:56:00.000-05:00

A few weeks back I had everyone send in their fishing pictures, well since I went hunting last weekend and got the Camoflauge fever I want everyone to send in their hunting pictures so I can make another album. Dont care if its duck, deer, or squirrel, send that bitch

Email pictures to: Yummybro@gmail.com

Best Fails of 2011

2011-12-20T01:38:00.001-05:00

Some pretty funny stuff going on in this one

Decent Form

2011-12-20T01:37:00.002-05:00

Now this is just a hunch, but I think this guys played before

Shiz Black Girls Say

2011-12-20T01:17:00.001-05:00

This is pretty good

Video sent in by: Heidi Gould

Real Talk by: Nick Hall

2011-12-19T11:18:00.000-05:00

Take a seat and listen. From when I opened my first bank account to about 8 months ago, I only rocked the debit card, because I never wanted to spend money I didnt have. Well if you still do this its time to get your booty a credit card, preferably the Chase Freedom one.

This bad boy has 5% cash back on all types of crap from gas to restaurants to flights. You just swipe this whore as if it were your debit card and pay it off every couple weeks. Next thing you know you can redeem your points for some serious dough. Ive had mine since May and the kids got 170 bucks coming back his way, or should I say 260 boneless wings, Ohhhhhhh kids gonna start sleepin at Bdubs!

(disclaimer) Don't be a moron with it

First Time Hunting

2011-12-19T10:27:00.001-05:00

This weekend I went deer hunting for the first time out in Liberty Mississippi. I wasnt sure if I was gonna like it or think it was retarded, but let me tell you, sitting out in the wildnerness not talking, just listening for stuff and looking for any type of movement is a pretty bad ass experience. It makes you feel like you're back in the day and youre George Washington just out there trying to get food for your family. I couldn't even imagine if I had saw a buck walk out there and had to grip my rifle, probably would of dumped in my pants.

You'd think being in a stand without radio, internet, and sometimes no phone service would suck but its exactly the opposite. I was in one for 4 hours two different times and it didnt even felt like an hour. An lets be honest, Realtree camo is the sickest thing on the market.

Best Gag Gifts Ever

2011-12-18T23:03:00.004-05:00

Still looking for a great Christmas present for a buddy?Here is a link some of the funniest gag gift ideas Ive ever seen

http://funnygiftsforchristmas.com/

Sports clip Saturday

2011-12-17T00:24:00.000-05:00

Pretty sweet compilation of videos from 2011, a lot of them are sports so it falls under the Saturday category, and no one tells me what to do.

Video from sneakhype.com

The Butter (11 Pics)

2011-12-16T10:33:00.001-05:00

Sad Day

2011-12-15T13:34:00.007-05:00

A sad day in the life of NIU and Chicago Bears fans. Former Huskie standout WR and college classmate Sam Hurd was arrested on some serious charges.

according to EspnChicago, he was trying to purchase 5-10 Kilos of cocaine and 1,000 lbs of Marijuana with intent to sell

Gosh bless it thats a lot of drugs. I haven't seen ole Sammy in 5 years or so since DeKalb, but he was always a good dude, really sucks to hear this. I mean kid was rockin a double gulp and a Crystal Lake shirt and now this pictures worthless.

Im still holding out that they got the wrong guy and maybe were actually looking for a drug dealer named Cam Hurd from Milwaukee, hope they find that Cam bastard.

Men vs Women

2011-12-15T10:24:00.000-05:00

Dudes got it

2011-12-14T11:34:00.000-05:00

Minus the best looking girls and campus in the Mid-American Conference, here is just one more reason to attend Miami of Ohio University

P.R.S. People Ridin Shiz, Rachel Brouder

2011-12-14T11:26:00.001-05:00

Tis the season!

Im assuming Rachel was at a christmas party or it was just a normal Tuesday and this chick just absolutely loves showing off her holiday spirit.

If I didn't know she was a Crystal Laker, I would of thought Rachel was from one of the Scandanavian countries maybe Sweden with that red beret shes wearin and that girl on the right whos rockin a kilt and looks like she built that deer in 15 minutes in her backyard in the the highlands of Scotland.

But since I have zero fashion sense I can't talk, I do love how Rach saw a reindeer built out of christmas tree branches and saddled up on that ~~girl~~ ~~boy~~ thing and told her friend to snap a pic for the bro. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good morning.

Shiz Girls Say

2011-12-13T13:18:00.001-05:00

Video submitted by Sarah Moore